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Victor
Forum Virgin
Just thought I would say hullo, I have only just found this place by accident and although interested, I have no experience.
Regards
Victor
Forum Virgin
By the way, have I pinched anyones avatar?
Unknown User
Avatar looks ok smile Welcome, well looks like luck was on your side today finding this site!
Stay with us you'll soon get the hang of thing's!!
Unknown User
Hiya Vic,
Are you ready for all the 'rub on my chest' comments?
:welcome:
lhk
Kat
Jags
Sex God
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: ~Think he MAY have planned for it!!
:welcome: :welcome:
Victor
Forum Virgin
I am a bit chesty, trouble is it's slipped :cry:
conciliator
Warming the Bed
Hi Victor,
You've joined an incredibly friendly bunch in fact you may never want to leave ( or be allowed to for that matter wink ).
Vis a Vis your post in another thread I am not very good at insults but I can be a terrible torment lol
Missy
Sex God
Hello Victor wave
Welcome to the Forums - Take a look round, join in and have fun biggrin
WilmaFlintstone
Sex God
Hi Victor!!
Welcome, Welcome, Welcome.
Pull up a chair, relax and enjoy!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Victor
Forum Virgin
Thank you Wilma and all, I will enjoy it, promise.
Unknown User
Hi Victor
I Just came for a day and now I cant leave :shock: mad enjoy joining in xx
Unknown User
Hello Victor,
Won't mention the chest-rub, already been done. Just wondered if you might be a Mature actor?
Artificer
Village Idiot (By Appointment)-With very nice friends (available for appointments)
Victor
Forum Virgin
Could be a mature actor as my full nickname is Victor MacMeldrew due to being a Sweaty Sock and a Grumpy old B*****d mad
Angel_Chat
Sex God
Just wondering, as a new forum member myself... where do I apply to get a chest rub? wink
Hello Everyone wave
:angel: <my very own emoticon look!!! Think I'm gonna like it here!
Unknown User
Hi Angel smile How Ya! doin', Enjoy the forum Sarge is responsible for friskin, who knows may include a chest rub!! :)
Unknown User
Quote by Angel Chat
Just wondering, as a new forum member myself... where do I apply to get a chest rub? wink
Hello Everyone wave
:angel: <my very own emoticon look!!! Think I'm gonna like it here!

Hi Angel Chat, don't worry about chest rub: Sarge will be along shortly to conduct your induction and to give you the mandatory 'security' clearance. In these dangerous times he is under strict orders to leave no nook, cranny, lump or bump uninvestigated and unexplored in what he calls his 'interactive' body searching technique. He's very thorough...we feel safe in his hands....although you might not during the search. lol Don't worry, just lie back and think of.......litigation.
lucyslovely
Orgasminator
Hiya Vic
:welcome: :welcome:
Do join in and enjoy yourself !
Lucy kiss
Victor
Forum Virgin
Quote by Angel Chat
Just wondering, as a new forum member myself... where do I apply to get a chest rub? wink
Hello Everyone wave
:angel: <my very own emoticon look!!! Think I'm gonna like it here!

Sorry chaps an' all that but I've just changed the rules and I am now in charge of chest rubbing :shock: redface
Angel_Chat
Sex God
Sorry chaps an' all that but I've just changed the rules and I am now in charge of chest rubbing
WOOHOO!!! A queue of peeps to rub my chest.... just what I always wanted biggrin
:angel:
Angel_Chat
Sex God
Ahh... it seems I messed up the "Quote" thingy... how do ya do that then??
Victor
Forum Virgin
Just click on the wee quote icon at the top right hand corner of the post :shock:
Angel_Chat
Sex God
okay Angelish where ish in Manc ish are you ish
gmanxxx
aha... that would be telling. You seem to have the measure of me tho "Angelish" lol