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Well done Cherrytree.
Why did the elephant cross the road? :giggle:
Tan____Kinky
Sex God
Because he saw a phonebox and had to make a 'Trunk' call!
Unknown User
What's pink and fluffy?
Pink fluff...
Whats blue and fluffy?
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Quote by TanKinky
Because he saw a phonebox and had to make a 'Trunk' call!

Close but no cigar...............
actually it was the chickens day off biggrin
Woohoo
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Quote by Misterwood
What's pink and fluffy?
Pink fluff...
Whats blue and fluffy?

A smurf lol :lol:
Unknown User
What goes 99-plonk,99-plonk??
Woohoo
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A centipede wie a wooden leg? lol
GnV
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Q What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name
Unknown User
Whats brown and slides up and down nelsons column??
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Quote by woohoo
What's pink and fluffy?
Pink fluff...
Whats blue and fluffy?

A smurf lol :lol:
No Woo, almost ... its pink fluff holding its breath redface
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Quote by M8-Me
Whats brown and slides up and down nelsons column??

Mrs Mandela (Winnie????)
How do you circumsize a whale?