Secret Santa - Pre Xmas Thread

3 Nov 2004

:welcome: To my thread...
So with Xmas coming, we all getting lots of pressies ready for people, family, friends, brats (sorry children) so I thought we should have a little thread about presents.
Sexy or practical the choice is yours list:
1. Something you want biggrin

2. Something you don't want but think you will get banghead

3. Something you would buy for someone else on the site and why in a secret Santa
(cant be what they want if they already posted)
:rose: :rose: :rose: :rose:

3 Nov 2004

good thread biggrin

1,bi-fem(lol)
2,bath salts(we shower)
3,a night out at libs for kevluvsluce(cos they just luv it there) wink

3 Nov 2004

Hmmm God this is a toughie
1) My own personal Hagrid biggrin

:D :D
2) Scarf & Gloves - every year from Mum & Dad confused

Which was fine when I still needed elastic through my sleeves and kept losing them but they're mounting up now. rolleyes

3) A bodyguard for Sarge, he's going to need it on his next outing. :P
Jas
XXX

3 Nov 2004

Um...... ok
Something i want.... Sexy Underwear!
Dont want but think i'll get... havent got a clue, usually i'm quite lucky!!
for someone on the site.... I would buy WBB an over the shoulder boulder holder.............. for obvious reasons!! lol

3 Nov 2004

Something i want, anything thats given freely and lovingly
Something ill get and dont want, chocolates which i do want but shouldnt want
Something to give someone on this site, a pair of mittens as a hummane way to stop a certain female typing and a train ticket for Sean

3 Nov 2004

1. is easy, I want a hot and sexy bi girlfriend that I can have a great serious relationship with, but that she'd be into swinging, too smile

2. I'll probably get bugger all for xmas seeing as I'm miles away from friends and family.
3. Can't remember what this one was!
seeing as my post falls under foxy's there, reminds me that I'd quite like a taste of that hot'n'sexy ass, too! Still, I think I'll go with my original choice.

3 Nov 2004

1. to spend some uninterupted quality time with my boyfriend
2. A wooly jumper that is a horrid colour or the wrong size (nan's you gotta love 'em)
3. I'd get Misscheif a Knitting machine to help her out with knitting re-lapse's new carpet and steveg's car accessories lol

3 Nov 2004

Just realised I never posted anything :doh:
1. A light-sabre (Sad star wars fan alert) I like sword play and I learn it in martial arts
(Sorry think that line should be 'I like sword play, and learn it in marital arts :twisted: )
2. Money (Doesn't anyone remember it is the thought that counts rolleyes

)
3. Jas-Tim 2 round trip tickets to my favourite place, southern Ireland. Even better though 2 single tickets to MY place in southern Ireland. Maybe I should change number one to a wants place in southern Ireland confused

3 Nov 2004

Quote by foxylady 123
Something i want, anything thats given freely and lovingly
Something ill get and dont want, chocolates which i do want but shouldnt want
Something to give someone on this site, a pair of mittens as a hummane way to stop a certain female typing and a train ticket for Sean

thank you babe........ anyone who wants to give to the "train ticket for sean" fund can pm me and i'll give them the address....
better answer this myself now.....
something i want.... a proper exercise bike.. so i wouldn't have to be a gym exercise in front of the telly....
something i'll get but don't want... pressents!! this i will have to explain biggrin

i ask people to not get me pressies and the value of what they would have spent on me to give to charity....
something to give to someone on this site....mmmmmm actually i would get a "no exit" sign put over the door... that should stop everyone leaving...... :D
sean xxxxxxxxx

3 Nov 2004

Quote by fabio grooverider
Something i want, anything thats given freely and lovingly
Something ill get and dont want, chocolates which i do want but shouldnt want
Something to give someone on this site, a pair of mittens as a hummane way to stop a certain female typing and a train ticket for Sean

thank you babe........ anyone who wants to give to the "train ticket for sean" fund can pm me and i'll give them the address....
better answer this myself now.....
something i want.... a proper exercise bike.. so i wouldn't have to be a gym exercise in front of the telly....
something i'll get but don't want... pressents!! this i will have to explain biggrin

i ask people to not get me pressies and the value of what they would have spent on me to give to charity....
something to give to someone on this site....mmmmmm actually i would get a "no exit" sign put over the door... that should stop everyone leaving...... :D
sean xxxxxxxxx
Sean, you really are a sweetie! :angel:

3 Nov 2004

1 A night with a good mate on here wink

2. Flu
3. A monopoly set for Agricola (for the 'Get out of jail free' cards!)

3 Nov 2004

1 new keybord (some keys not workin)
2 Big knickers (grrrrrrrr thongs r more me)
3 a magic wand to wave to make sure everyone on SH has a great xmas

3 Nov 2004

1. A weekend in a spa being pampered by sexy men biggrin

2. A scabby box of chocs confused

3. Erm I don't know anyone well enough! Maybe an extra large box of condoms for the couple at the party I went to who lost theirs! :D

3 Nov 2004

Quote by Lil_Bunny
1 new keybord (some keys not workin)
2 Big knickers (grrrrrrrr thongs r more me)
3 a magic wand to wave to make sure everyone on SH has a great xmas

Well I got a magic wand in the loft, being an x magician smile

Doesn't work though, or I would have bigger house (not just 2 rooms)...
As for keyboard though, tut tut, easy to get one of those, get yourself over to and have a nose. Loads of good ones there, last resort next munch you and I at tell me and bring my spare one (also in loft)

3 Nov 2004

Brilliant thought provoking thread, sat here for too long thinking if there was anything in the world I could have for christmas what would it be..........
True answer would be to have my son back so changed to a lighter note
Something I really really want is a gardener! Doubt I will get it but fingers crossed biggrin

Something I dont want but almost positive I will get is ornamemts/trinkets - some more shite to gather dust sad

Something I would buy for someone else on the site would have to be marbles for Warwick :D

3 Nov 2004

Something I would like - A black leather waistcoat with a really good picture of a dragon on the back. cool

8-)
What will I get that I don't want - probably Flu from my son via playschool. sad

:(
What would i get for someone on here - A fur jockstrap for Marmalaid, to keep him warm under that cloak. lol

:lol:
Roger the Dragon

4 Nov 2004

Something I want - Terry to 'make' a piece of Jewelry, like a necklace (and yes I've asked but I doubt he'll do it) sad

Something I think I'll get lumbered with - yet another 'smelly bitch kit'. evil

I've got 12 years supply of Boo's lavender bath creme :evil: :evil:
Something I would buy for someone else on the site - a big fluffy pair of bedsocks for Jags. She gets ALL the stick from the numpties and needs to be wrapped up some place warm and cherished and fed chicken soup.

4 Nov 2004

Something i want - A new figure biggrin

(but if thats not possible a rabbit coz i havent got one and really want one wink

)
Something i don't want but think ill get- A box of choccies that i can't eat :doh:
Something for someone on this site- A book of how to spell my name correctly for Warwick as he never gets it right rolleyes

4 Nov 2004

Quote by foxylady 123
Something to give someone on this site, a pair of mittens as a hummane way to stop a certain female typing and a train ticket for Sean

who is this certain female , and sean your a lucky guy !!
something i want is a snooker table for the games room
something i dont want but i,ll get is socks
and for someone of this site a laid back attitude with a sense of humour

4 Nov 2004

What I want = Time with my lovely partner
What i'll get that i don't want = Time with her offspring too!!
Secret Santa = Reese, i'd give him my Taliban hat, it just doesn't suit me now i'm not so hirsuite

4 Nov 2004

Quote by McGuinness
Secret Santa = Reese, i'd give him my Taliban hat, it just doesn't suit me now i'm not so hirsuite

Will this do, McG?...

...as for me:
1) What I want: For certain SH members to relocate to Glastonbury!! ;)
2) What I'll get that I don't want: Bugger all, since my family lives over 4,000mi away from me. :cry:
3) Secret Santa: I'd buy VenusnMars a year's worth of broadband access, so they'd get their arses back on-line! :thumbup:
~Reese! surprised

4 Nov 2004

Quote by Jas-Tim
1) My own personal Hagrid :D :D

Jas~
Can I apply for the position?! Can I, huh?!?! :bounce:
~Reese! surprised

4 Nov 2004

something i want.......a new pen, as i have run out of ink writing my xmas list! lol
something i will get.. a headache from little on playing with the new toys!
something i would buy for you lot.... a pic of me.. so u can gaze at my wonderous beauty whilst i am not here!!!! lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

4 Nov 2004

I don't know, very easily pleased is me.
What I would like is. All my family to have at least xmas dinner togeather.
Would not want. Slippers, I have never had slipper as a xmas pressy so don't want to break the tradition.
To get for someone on sh, A huge bucket for davej, because when his head comes out of his arse the shit is really going to fly.

4 Nov 2004

Want - My weed to grow.
Get - Miserable. Hate Christmas.
Buy - Auto spell checker for Debbiewebbs. (sorry hun... but you makes oi larf)

4 Nov 2004

Quote by Re-Lapse
I don't know, very easily pleased is me.

...and speak like Yoda, you do! :haha:
~Reese! surprised

4 Nov 2004

Quote by Vix
Want - My weed to grow.
Get - Miserable. Hate Christmas.
Buy - Auto spell checker for Debbiewebbs. (sorry hun... but you makes oi larf)

awwwww learn to love xmas!
where would we be without he hideous knitted cardies from aunts?
the fights between in laws?
the cleaning up kids sick cos they have overindulged?
having to listen to the old bag whitle on at 3pm?
actually.,..... i think i will join u in hating it! lol

4 Nov 2004

Quote by Reese
1) My own personal Hagrid :D :D

Jas~
Can I apply for the position?! Can I, huh?!?! :bounce:
~Reese! surprised

Form an orderly queue there ;)

4 Nov 2004

Quote by Reese
I don't know, very easily pleased is me.

...and speak like Yoda, you do! :haha:
~Reese! surprised

You got to get it right Reece
...and speak like Yoda, do you.
lol

:lol:

4 Nov 2004

Quote by McGuinness
What I want = Time with my lovely partner

I'll second that!!!

Quote by McGuinness
What i'll get that i don't want = Time with her offspring too!!

HOW FECKING TRUE!! mad

:x :x on Xmas day as well!! :x :x :x