Someone remind me - just how did this thread start or has it been subverted beyound redemption? And just where is GG seeing as he started the whole sciurine question?
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:?guys, guys, guys, please,
it's bad enough that it's saturday night and we're having ANOTHER night in, (actually i've got work v early 2moro so i've got a good excuse). But two pages on the collective noun for squirrels! come on.
i'm well aware that words are very seductive,and stimulating conversation can lead to, well.......stimulation. but squirrels?
it's the way they deeply bury their nuts isn't it?
anyway i like sappho's original suggestion...
mmmmm, a bummer of squirrels.
not sure the squirrel community will be too happy with that one.
oh and hi GG AND welcome. they're caustic but they don't mean (much of)it.
bed head.
p.s. you probably did this months ago, but.... collective noun for swingers???
it's bad enough that it's saturday night and we're having ANOTHER night in, (actually i've got work v early 2moro so i've got a good excuse). But two pages on the collective noun for squirrels! come on.
i'm well aware that words are very seductive,and stimulating conversation can lead to, well.......stimulation. but squirrels?
it's the way they deeply bury their nuts isn't it?
anyway i like sappho's original suggestion...
You can have a harem of seals by the way, but no squirrel communes, groups, masses or collectives. Bummer isn't it?
mmmmm, a bummer of squirrels.
not sure the squirrel community will be too happy with that one.
oh and hi GG AND welcome. they're caustic but they don't mean (much of)it.
bed head.
p.s. you probably did this months ago, but.... collective noun for swingers???
Rural correspondent here.
Sorry I didn't pick up the thread earlier: been mixing concrete and inventing cyle-powered Rabbits.
Sappho was indeed correct: the collective noun for squirrels is 'Dray'.
Dray is also the Shropshire name for a certain type of horse -drawn cart: but that is apropos of bugger all , so I won't dwell.
Squirrels aren't the cutesey little critters we imagine: the 'Grey' does untold damage to woodland . Very rarely see them in bunches: usually only when the'sap rises'(bit like swingers really?). Which makes me wonder, what would be the collective noun for swingers? Any suggestions?
Ferrets are 'a business'; that might suit? What about a 'silkiness' of Swingers-ought to get Sappho's alliterative tastebuds tickled? Answers on a postcard please!!
Sorry I didn't pick up the thread earlier: been mixing concrete and inventing cyle-powered Rabbits.
Sappho was indeed correct: the collective noun for squirrels is 'Dray'.
Dray is also the Shropshire name for a certain type of horse -drawn cart: but that is apropos of bugger all , so I won't dwell.
Squirrels aren't the cutesey little critters we imagine: the 'Grey' does untold damage to woodland . Very rarely see them in bunches: usually only when the'sap rises'(bit like swingers really?). Which makes me wonder, what would be the collective noun for swingers? Any suggestions?
Ferrets are 'a business'; that might suit? What about a 'silkiness' of Swingers-ought to get Sappho's alliterative tastebuds tickled? Answers on a postcard please!!
I notice that no one has followed up that I found the collective noun for nymphomaniacs. How disappointing!
well come on then, you're obviously bursting to tell us....
Squirrels aren't the cutesey little critters we imagine
dead right artificer. squirrels ain't nothin' but a rat with a fluffy tail.
tufty is apparently doing time for armed robbery of a wharehouse full of chocolate peanuts.
bed head
Sex God
But a spread of nymphomaniacs would go down. That's one of the things they do. Or so I'm told.
Given the large discrepency between the number that I have met, and the number that I would like to meet, I shall suggest "an insufficiency of nymphomaniacs".
Given the large discrepency between the number that I have met, and the number that I would like to meet, I shall suggest "an insufficiency of nymphomaniacs".
I am here Sappo - stunned and in awe
What a "strange" spread you (all correspondents) are!
(if indeed at this stage nymphmaniacs we are)
I spotted your open sentence Sappo, but then my little laptop (size doesn't matter - unless you cannot see the hairs in the crack, on screen) wouldn't let me update the web pages. Once I got back in you had given away the answer.
I bury my nuts deep coz I never use them. Thats a lie. my walnuts are like rocks.
Sorry 'bout my spelling mistake Sgt - glad I wazn't court martialled over that.
A collection of computers is 'scrap'
Ps - I had realised and intended my opening message to go into the cafe, I just got it wrong when it mattered. Thanks for grabbing my by the (choose any part of my anatomy) and slipping me into the Cafe.
lol
What a "strange" spread you (all correspondents) are!
(if indeed at this stage nymphmaniacs we are)
I spotted your open sentence Sappo, but then my little laptop (size doesn't matter - unless you cannot see the hairs in the crack, on screen) wouldn't let me update the web pages. Once I got back in you had given away the answer.
I bury my nuts deep coz I never use them. Thats a lie. my walnuts are like rocks.
Sorry 'bout my spelling mistake Sgt - glad I wazn't court martialled over that.
A collection of computers is 'scrap'
Ps - I had realised and intended my opening message to go into the cafe, I just got it wrong when it mattered. Thanks for grabbing my by the (choose any part of my anatomy) and slipping me into the Cafe.
lol
