Seeing as this is a cafe..

28 Aug 2009

I'd like a coffee please whilst I decide on what i'm going to have.
"Whats that"? "I'm sorry, yes that's milk no sugar thank you". "Oh a mug please, no not a cup far too small"

28 Aug 2009

Would you like a doughnut with that?

28 Aug 2009

can i have a bacon butty please ? smile

28 Aug 2009

Current Bun perhaps dunno

28 Aug 2009

I'd like a large espresso and an almond croissant please.
In fact, I may treat myself shortly as I begin my journey up north!

28 Aug 2009

Black coffee, no sugar for me please coffee

I'll just browse the 'hippy' teas while you're brewing biggrin

28 Aug 2009

If it's a transport cafe, I'd like a full English and a big mug of tea with one sugar, please. For anything more genteel, I'll stick with a crusty roll with bacon and a black unsweetened coffee, thankyou.
Flamin' hungry now. Diet, what diet? :fuckinghell:

28 Aug 2009

Anything wet please, just done 8 miles up hill on the bike.

28 Aug 2009

Can i have a couple of large baps to go with my cream horn? :rascal:
What??? dunno

28 Aug 2009

Can I have "â€¦ a half, double de-caf, half caf?"
:shock:
*lover*

28 Aug 2009

egg on toast pls n if transport cafe do u do rooms

28 Aug 2009

latte for me please and none of them skinny crap ones want mine full and creamy :twisted:

28 Aug 2009

A large espresso and an ashtray please biggrin

28 Aug 2009

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Can i have a couple of large baps to go with my cream horn? :rascal:
A the risk of sounding very immature .......hehehehehe!!!
What???

28 Aug 2009

Quote by Funlovers2009
Can i have a couple of large baps to go with my cream horn? :mrgreen:
What???

A the risk of sounding very immature .......hehehehehe!!!
Well, it's never stopped me taking the risk....Oooooo Matron!!! :mrgreen:

28 Aug 2009

Can I have a skinny winny, chocco lotto, crappy frappe, fatty latte please......oh and sprinkles...to go coffee

xx

28 Aug 2009

Faaaaaaar too much black coffee. On a hyper now, buzzing for all the wrong reasons and I need to sleep! :shock:

28 Aug 2009

Is this a cafe bar type thing, or just a cafe, cos I'd really quite like a double Highland Park with the teensiest splash of water please, followed by a pint of Fullers ESB, or anything from the Teignworthy Brewery, just to bring back some nice holiday memories from last week. I've had a bloody lousy day just to cap off a stupid busy week! Take note, I'll not be best pleased if you only have blended scotch and watered down lager either, just so you know! evil

N x x x ;)

28 Aug 2009

tassimo crema intensso please, what a caffeine hit that is smile

28 Aug 2009

Quote by Tan--Kinky
A large espresso and an ashtray please

I was wondering about smoking in here.
I assume you're smoking Tan, or is that ash-tray to flick nail clippings into... that sort of thing?
lp

28 Aug 2009

Quote by __random_orbit__
A large espresso and an ashtray please

I was wondering about smoking in here.
I assume you're smoking Tan, or is that ash-tray to flick nail clippings into... that sort of thing?
lp
I am indeed smoking :smoke: :smoke:
Its Friday night I may just try a pint of ale :lickface: to go with the cigarette

28 Aug 2009

Quote by Tan--Kinky
A large espresso and an ashtray please

I was wondering about smoking in here.
I assume you're smoking Tan, or is that ash-tray to flick nail clippings into... that sort of thing?
lp
I am indeed smoking :smoke: :smoke:
Its Friday night I may just try a pint of ale :lickface: to go with the cigarette
ale makes ya stale wink

:lol2:

28 Aug 2009

Doies this cafe have a license? wink

:mrgreen:

28 Aug 2009

does this cafe supply dry hot towels to the freshly... errm... relaxed?
lp

29 Aug 2009

Can I have a full milk latte please with 3 sugars and a huge Toffee n banana muffin.
Now cancel the lot cos I'm diabetic ....I just wanted to smell them
:upset:

29 Aug 2009

Builders tea for me please :smile:

30 Aug 2009

Anaemic tea for me pls, not a house warming party lol

no sugar x