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With it having a salt content, does this go towards the goverment recommended allowance of no more than 6g a day?????
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semen points value?
Quote by markz
so men can be used as part of a calorie controlled diet
I always beleived that myself ....... Sexercise is the best way to get fit.
It is thought that Sperm has an anti-depressive quality
And when I say I'm going to the Gym, I mean the Jim, Dave, Pete, Alex, Mark .............you get my drift :twisted:
Quote by Dominatrix
Each teaspoon of ejaculate has about 5 - 7 calories and some 200 - 500 million sperm. Since sperm make up only about 1 percent of semen, what accounts for the other 99 percent? Well, its other ingredients include:
Fructose sugar
Water
Ascorbic acid (a.k.a., vitamin C)
Citric acid
Enzymes
Protein
Phosphate and bicarbonate buffers (bases)
Zinc
wow never thought i'd learn things like that on here... now there is an ice breaker in an awkward meet
Quote by 34fun
Each teaspoon of ejaculate has about 5 - 7 calories and some 200 - 500 million sperm. Since sperm make up only about 1 percent of semen, what accounts for the other 99 percent? Well, its other ingredients include:
Fructose sugar
Water
Ascorbic acid (a.k.a., vitamin C)
Citric acid
Enzymes
Protein
Phosphate and bicarbonate buffers (bases)
Zinc
wow never thought i'd learn things like that on here... now there is an ice breaker in an awkward meet
Ha ha, "Hi, wanna look younger, get fit and eat healthy....."
Staggy hello mate 
:D :D wow you are doing some good threads here at the moment!!!!! what I want to know is how many men taste their own as part of a calorie controlled diet.? I mean does it stop you feeling hungry or does it stop you feeling like never tasting anything else ever again hahahahahahahahaha. Now me personally have never used as part of a diet but then I never diet I eat what I like 
8-) :twisted: .
:D :D wow you are doing some good threads here at the moment!!!!! what I want to know is how many men taste their own as part of a calorie controlled diet.? I mean does it stop you feeling hungry or does it stop you feeling like never tasting anything else ever again hahahahahahahahaha. Now me personally have never used as part of a diet but then I never diet I eat what I like 8-) :twisted: . 
Sex God
Quote by corriefem
Staggy hello mate
I know, I know....................
Called snowballing I believe..................
:lol: Quote by Mr&MrsBeds
Not trying to hi-jack this one but have a Q..........
Dont no if anyone agree's with me but........ I think it's a load of rubbish about it being 'only' a teaspoon amount.. My hubby dishes out more than a teaspoon and all my ex's have too.. Where do they get these stupid measurements from???
Maybe it's a big teaspoon
Quote by Mr&MrsBeds
Not trying to hi-jack this one but have a Q..........
Dont no if anyone agree's with me but........ I think it's a load of rubbish about it being 'only' a teaspoon amount.. My hubby dishes out more than a teaspoon and all my ex's have too.. Where do they get these stupid measurements from???
I find it depends how good the women I'm with is...
Sex God
Quote by Jas-Tim
It's all worked out for her, weightwatcher style, here Staggy
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/personal/flintstones/Dieting.html
Jas
XXX
great site thanks for posting the link
:lol: Sex God
Quote by Mr&MrsBeds
Not trying to hi-jack this one but have a Q..........
Dont no if anyone agree's with me but........ I think it's a load of rubbish about it being 'only' a teaspoon amount.. My hubby dishes out more than a teaspoon and all my ex's have too.. Where do they get these stupid measurements from???
ive just witnessed what rose calls a teaspoon of mayonaise for her diet and believe me i wish i could cum that much
cheater
:lol: Sex God
Quote by corriefem
Staggy hello mate
it all depends on the plate it is served on whether i would taste it or not
edit .. hello corrie great to see you are still around if you fancy a walk on the chase anytime especially in the dark over xmas we would be happy to oblige :lol: :D :D
And now the science part.........
I found this while looking for something else if it help.... lol..
The average ejaculate contains aboutonia, ascorbic acid, blood-group antigens, calcium, chlorine, cholesterol, choline, citric acid, creatine, deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA), fructose, glutathione, hyaluronidase, inositol, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, purine, pyrimidine, pyruvic acid, sodium, sorbitol, spermidine, spermine, urea, uric acid, vitamin B12, and zinc.
The caloric content of an average ejaculate is estimated to be approximately 15 calories.
Sounds like the contents of a bottle of shampoo lol
I found this while looking for something else if it help.... lol..
The average ejaculate contains aboutonia, ascorbic acid, blood-group antigens, calcium, chlorine, cholesterol, choline, citric acid, creatine, deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA), fructose, glutathione, hyaluronidase, inositol, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, purine, pyrimidine, pyruvic acid, sodium, sorbitol, spermidine, spermine, urea, uric acid, vitamin B12, and zinc.
The caloric content of an average ejaculate is estimated to be approximately 15 calories.
Sounds like the contents of a bottle of shampoo lol
Sex God
all mine has in it is spunk :sticky: :dunno:
staggy
:sticky: :dunno: staggy
Sex God
oh dear god
staggy here
ive just for the hell of it typed semen into the weight watchers points calculator , of course not expecting its search engine to find any results but what the hell
it came back with over a hundred different products it reckons contain semen, my a walk down tescos will be different .
lol just told rose i was checking the value of milk when i entered semen into the search engine, and said oh its two points for a quater of a pint, she thought i meant semen , a quarter of a pint ????? what the hell had she got in mind
respond by pm ill arrange the venue
staggy here
ive just for the hell of it typed semen into the weight watchers points calculator , of course not expecting its search engine to find any results but what the hell
it came back with over a hundred different products it reckons contain semen, my a walk down tescos will be different .
lol just told rose i was checking the value of milk when i entered semen into the search engine, and said oh its two points for a quater of a pint, she thought i meant semen , a quarter of a pint ????? what the hell had she got in mind
respond by pm ill arrange the venue
Sex God
foodstuffs weight watchers search engine found when i typed semen in and then the points value ............
Kentucky Fried Chicken Fries, 1 large portion 6.5
Restaurant Meal oxtail, 1 portion 5
Restaurant Meal lasagne, 1 portion 13
Restaurant Meal breadfruit, 1 portion 1.5
Restaurant Meal Chips, 1 portion 9
Restaurant Meal dumpling, 1 portion 1.5
M&S Prawn Cocktail, 1/2 tub 5.5
Restaurant Meal tartare sauce, 1 tablespoon 5.5
Restaurant Meal gunga peas, 1 portion 1.5
Restaurant Meal plain rice, 4 tablespoon 3
Restaurant Meal fried plantain, 1 portion 3
Safeway Eat Smart Macaroni Cheese, 1 pack 6.5
Café Rouge Boeuf Bourguignon, 1 portion 12
Restaurant Meal stew peas, 1 portion 3
Café Rouge Baguette Rouge, 1 portion 10
Café Rouge Baguette Poulet, 1 portion 9
Restaurant Meal escoveltch fish, 1 portion 7
Restaurant Meal jerk chicken, 1 portion 7.5
Restaurant Meal mutton pattie, 1 portion 8.5
Café Rouge Salade Cesar, 1 portion 8.5
Restaurant Meal saltfish pattie, 1 portion 8
Restaurant Meal sweet cassava, 1 portion 2
Restaurant Meal cheddar ploughmans, 1 portion 18
Restaurant Meal vegetable pattie, 1 portion 7.5
Restaurant Meal cheese sandwich, 1 7
Nestle Milkybar Egg, 1 portion 3.5
Restaurant Meal tomato ketchup, 2 tablespoon 1.5
Restaurant Meal tuna sandwich, 1 portion 6
Restaurant Meal callaloo rice, 1 portion 6
TGI Friday's Ciabatta Bites, 1 portion 8
Café Rouge Coq au Vin, 1 portion 11
Restaurant Meal lancashire hot pot, 1 portion 13
M&S Count on Us Exotic Fruit Yogurt, 1 pot 1.5
Safeway Malted Wheat Bread, 1 medium slice 1
Restaurant Meal rice & peas, 1 portion 7.5
Subway Chicken Breast Salad, 1 portion 2
Restaurant Meal Sweetcorn, West Indian, 1 portion 1
Restaurant Meal sweet potatoes (yam), 1 portion 2
Restaurant Meal pate with toast, 1 portion 6
Café Rouge Soupe a l'Oignon, 1 portion 7
Restaurant Meal Prawn Cocktail, Pub, 1 portion 6
Café Rouge Assiette de Campagnard, 1 portion 11.5
Subway Tuna Mayo Salad, 1 portion 4.5
Subway Turkey Breast Salad, 1 portion 1.5
Restaurant Meal quiche & salad, 1 portion 9
Asda Café Farmhouse Fruit Slice, 1 portion 4.5
Restaurant Meal sausage & mash, 1 portion 10.5
Subway Veggie Delite Salad, 1 portion 0.5
Restaurant Meal fish & chips, 1 portion 16
Asda Café Chocolate Fudge Cake, 1 portion 6.5
low-fat sausage, 1 thick 1.5
fructose, 1 teaspoon 0.5
McVities Mini Milk Chocolate Coated Hob Nobs, 1 bag 5
McVities Mini Milk Chocolate Digestives, 1 small bag 3
drained pink salmon, 1/2 can 2.5
drained red salmon, 1/2 can 3
whiting, 1 fillet 1
turbot, 1 fillet 3
plaice, 1 medium fillet 1
herring roe, 1 medium portion 1
hake, 1 steak 1.5
coley, 1 fillet 1.5
Waitrose Bistro Crayfish & Lemon Mayonnaise Sandwich, 1 pack 8
Lymeswold cheese, 1 medium portion 5
sun dried tomato paste, 1 tablespoon 1
M&S Panettone, 1 mini 7.5
M&S Chocolate Panettone, 1 mini 7
Tesco Honey & Nut Bran Flakes, 1 medium bowl 1.5
Tesco Bran Flakes, 1 medium bowl 1.5
Tesco Sultana Bran, 1 medium bowl 1.5
Tesco Potato Layered Salad, 1 pack 4.5
Tesco Diet Kick, 1 can 0
whole leg of lamb, 1 joint 86.5
whole turkey, 1 medium 67.5
whole chicken, 1 medium 36.5
Tesco Café Plain Sponge, 1 portion 5
Tesco Café Chocolate Sponge, 1 portion 5
Tesco Café Yorkshire Pudding, 1 portion 1
Tesco Café Roast Potatoes, 1 portion 4.5
Asda Café Garlic Bread, 2 slice 8.5
Tesco Café Onion Gravy, 1 portion 1.5
Tesco Café Mushy Peas, 1 portion 1
Tesco Café Mashed Potato, 1 portion 3
Bottle Green Drinks Company Citrus Presse, 1 bottle 1
Tesco Café Vegetable Lasagne, 1 portion 6
Tesco Café Vegetable Gratin, 1 portion 11
Tesco Café Shepherds Pie, 1 portion 4
Sunny Delight Orange Outburst, 1 bottle 1
Sainsbury's Freefrom Christmas Pudding, 1 serving 5
Somerfield Good Intentions Christmas Pudding, 1 serving 4.5
Bakers Delight Mince Pies, 1 portion 4
Sunny Delight Tropical Tornado, 1 bottle 1
Tesco Café Breaded Scampi, 1 portion 6
Sunny Delight Blackcurrant Blast, 1 bottle 1
Tesco Tuna Fishcake, 1 portion 3
Duchy Original's Mince Pies, 1 portion 4.5
Tesco Healthy Living Carbonara Sauce, 1/2 pot 3
Sainsbury's Mince Pies, 1 portion 3
Tesco Healthy Living Caesar Dressing, 1 serving 1.5
McDonalds Fruit Toast, 2 slice 3.5
do you reckon some one was having a laugh when they set this up
staggy going on a diet
lol
Kentucky Fried Chicken Fries, 1 large portion 6.5
Restaurant Meal oxtail, 1 portion 5
Restaurant Meal lasagne, 1 portion 13
Restaurant Meal breadfruit, 1 portion 1.5
Restaurant Meal Chips, 1 portion 9
Restaurant Meal dumpling, 1 portion 1.5
M&S Prawn Cocktail, 1/2 tub 5.5
Restaurant Meal tartare sauce, 1 tablespoon 5.5
Restaurant Meal gunga peas, 1 portion 1.5
Restaurant Meal plain rice, 4 tablespoon 3
Restaurant Meal fried plantain, 1 portion 3
Safeway Eat Smart Macaroni Cheese, 1 pack 6.5
Café Rouge Boeuf Bourguignon, 1 portion 12
Restaurant Meal stew peas, 1 portion 3
Café Rouge Baguette Rouge, 1 portion 10
Café Rouge Baguette Poulet, 1 portion 9
Restaurant Meal escoveltch fish, 1 portion 7
Restaurant Meal jerk chicken, 1 portion 7.5
Restaurant Meal mutton pattie, 1 portion 8.5
Café Rouge Salade Cesar, 1 portion 8.5
Restaurant Meal saltfish pattie, 1 portion 8
Restaurant Meal sweet cassava, 1 portion 2
Restaurant Meal cheddar ploughmans, 1 portion 18
Restaurant Meal vegetable pattie, 1 portion 7.5
Restaurant Meal cheese sandwich, 1 7
Nestle Milkybar Egg, 1 portion 3.5
Restaurant Meal tomato ketchup, 2 tablespoon 1.5
Restaurant Meal tuna sandwich, 1 portion 6
Restaurant Meal callaloo rice, 1 portion 6
TGI Friday's Ciabatta Bites, 1 portion 8
Café Rouge Coq au Vin, 1 portion 11
Restaurant Meal lancashire hot pot, 1 portion 13
M&S Count on Us Exotic Fruit Yogurt, 1 pot 1.5
Safeway Malted Wheat Bread, 1 medium slice 1
Restaurant Meal rice & peas, 1 portion 7.5
Subway Chicken Breast Salad, 1 portion 2
Restaurant Meal Sweetcorn, West Indian, 1 portion 1
Restaurant Meal sweet potatoes (yam), 1 portion 2
Restaurant Meal pate with toast, 1 portion 6
Café Rouge Soupe a l'Oignon, 1 portion 7
Restaurant Meal Prawn Cocktail, Pub, 1 portion 6
Café Rouge Assiette de Campagnard, 1 portion 11.5
Subway Tuna Mayo Salad, 1 portion 4.5
Subway Turkey Breast Salad, 1 portion 1.5
Restaurant Meal quiche & salad, 1 portion 9
Asda Café Farmhouse Fruit Slice, 1 portion 4.5
Restaurant Meal sausage & mash, 1 portion 10.5
Subway Veggie Delite Salad, 1 portion 0.5
Restaurant Meal fish & chips, 1 portion 16
Asda Café Chocolate Fudge Cake, 1 portion 6.5
low-fat sausage, 1 thick 1.5
fructose, 1 teaspoon 0.5
McVities Mini Milk Chocolate Coated Hob Nobs, 1 bag 5
McVities Mini Milk Chocolate Digestives, 1 small bag 3
drained pink salmon, 1/2 can 2.5
drained red salmon, 1/2 can 3
whiting, 1 fillet 1
turbot, 1 fillet 3
plaice, 1 medium fillet 1
herring roe, 1 medium portion 1
hake, 1 steak 1.5
coley, 1 fillet 1.5
Waitrose Bistro Crayfish & Lemon Mayonnaise Sandwich, 1 pack 8
Lymeswold cheese, 1 medium portion 5
sun dried tomato paste, 1 tablespoon 1
M&S Panettone, 1 mini 7.5
M&S Chocolate Panettone, 1 mini 7
Tesco Honey & Nut Bran Flakes, 1 medium bowl 1.5
Tesco Bran Flakes, 1 medium bowl 1.5
Tesco Sultana Bran, 1 medium bowl 1.5
Tesco Potato Layered Salad, 1 pack 4.5
Tesco Diet Kick, 1 can 0
whole leg of lamb, 1 joint 86.5
whole turkey, 1 medium 67.5
whole chicken, 1 medium 36.5
Tesco Café Plain Sponge, 1 portion 5
Tesco Café Chocolate Sponge, 1 portion 5
Tesco Café Yorkshire Pudding, 1 portion 1
Tesco Café Roast Potatoes, 1 portion 4.5
Asda Café Garlic Bread, 2 slice 8.5
Tesco Café Onion Gravy, 1 portion 1.5
Tesco Café Mushy Peas, 1 portion 1
Tesco Café Mashed Potato, 1 portion 3
Bottle Green Drinks Company Citrus Presse, 1 bottle 1
Tesco Café Vegetable Lasagne, 1 portion 6
Tesco Café Vegetable Gratin, 1 portion 11
Tesco Café Shepherds Pie, 1 portion 4
Sunny Delight Orange Outburst, 1 bottle 1
Sainsbury's Freefrom Christmas Pudding, 1 serving 5
Somerfield Good Intentions Christmas Pudding, 1 serving 4.5
Bakers Delight Mince Pies, 1 portion 4
Sunny Delight Tropical Tornado, 1 bottle 1
Tesco Café Breaded Scampi, 1 portion 6
Sunny Delight Blackcurrant Blast, 1 bottle 1
Tesco Tuna Fishcake, 1 portion 3
Duchy Original's Mince Pies, 1 portion 4.5
Tesco Healthy Living Carbonara Sauce, 1/2 pot 3
Sainsbury's Mince Pies, 1 portion 3
Tesco Healthy Living Caesar Dressing, 1 serving 1.5
McDonalds Fruit Toast, 2 slice 3.5
do you reckon some one was having a laugh when they set this up
staggy going on a diet
lol
Casanova
Quote by wild rose and the stag
a "friend" has joined the weightwatchers online sight where all foods have a points value , however there is no mention of the value of semen and Rose , whoops i mean our friend, hasnt got the bottle to ask on the forum in case she gets booted and the forty quid i paid for her to join , whoops again she paid to join ,i mean, is wasted so, do any of you know cos it could make one hell of a difference
im dead
staggy
xx
I do have a copy of ' The Dieters Guide to Weight loss During Sex' makes an interesting read. I shall dig it out tomorrow and let you know the calorific value
Quote by Mr&MrsBeds
The caloric content of an average ejaculate is estimated to be approximately 15 calories.
I wouldn't worry girls or boys you burn off more by the blow job given ...........unless you are into bocarkye ( how ever you spell the bloody word :doh: ) like me ....in which is why i am putting weight on :shock:
Quote by Mr&MrsBeds
And now the science part.........
I found this while looking for something else if it help.... lol..
The average ejaculate contains aboutonia, ascorbic acid, blood-group antigens, calcium, chlorine, cholesterol, choline, citric acid, creatine, deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA), fructose, glutathione, hyaluronidase, inositol, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, purine, pyrimidine, pyruvic acid, sodium, sorbitol, spermidine, spermine, urea, uric acid, vitamin B12, and zinc
The caloric content of an average ejaculate is estimated to be approximately 15 calories.
Sounds like the contents of a bottle of shampoo lol
Zinc helps with the elasticity of the skin, so semen is an excellent choice when on a diet!
I personally am not on a diet but I still try to get as much as possible
