Sercher01’s confessional

23 Feb 2007

I have come here for just one day to save you from your self’s .
Having read the masturbation thread I feel it only right that I open a confessional so you can all confess and do penance for your sins .
I father sercher01 will save you from the fires of hell
All you sexual deviants , perverts, wankers and dare I say it “ swingers “
Come to me I will absolve thy sins and make my flock clean again .
Confessional is now in session please leave a donation for the SH church roof fund on the way out .
Thank you
Have a nice day wink

23 Feb 2007

that leaves me out then lol

:lol:

23 Feb 2007

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
good pic :giggle:
but, its too late for me I'm afraid, I'm already there lol

23 Feb 2007

I confess to cummin 'bi the bucket' last night!
bi the Bucket!!!! :giggle:
(yeah sorry... that was an in joke) bolt

23 Feb 2007

Quote by redpantherman
I confess to cummin 'bi the bucket' last night!
bi the Bucket!!!! :giggle:
(yeah sorry... that was an in joke)

3 "hail mods"
an
2 "are admin" my son
Darkfire it is never too late my chilled

23 Feb 2007

how dare you make out masturbation is wrong! I cannot be saved!
funny pic btw! is it really you Father? cool

23 Feb 2007

Quote by jaymar
how dare you make out masturbation is wrong! I cannot be saved!
funny pic btw! is it really you Father?

" A WITCH BURN HER"

23 Feb 2007

father sercher
I Want to sin this weekend innocent

I have already started by hugging Hungrypussy69 & Dirtygirlie knowing full well it was dark I couldn't see what I was touching wink

Can I do one big confession after the weekend dunno

23 Feb 2007

I have nothing to say, I am an angel :angel:

23 Feb 2007

Quote by Dawnie
I have nothing to say, I am an angel :angel:

liar, liar, ya bumbs on fire :giggle:

23 Feb 2007

omfg that pic is hilarious lol

i dont want saving ta, i like being naughty
Earthy xx

23 Feb 2007

Quote by hisandhers
I have nothing to say, I am an angel :angel:

liar, liar, ya bumbs on fire :giggle:

:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
Damn, thought I had gotten away with that then rolleyes

23 Feb 2007

My boss at work gave me a 23 page bible bashing magazine to read... I felt obliged to read it and after laughing a lot I passed it back to him and said that I was past saving!
That still stands! :giggle:

23 Feb 2007

Quote by sercher01
Come to me I will absolve thy sins and make my flock clean again .

I will come share that bath with you anyday - you only have to ask lol

23 Feb 2007

Quote by hisandhers
father sercher
I Want to sin this weekend
I have already started by hugging Hungrypussy69 & Dirtygirlie knowing full well it was dark I couldn't see what I was touching
Can I do one big confession after the weekend

Hmmm ! that’s a hard one ( no pun intended )
If you do
5 “ hail mods”
an 7 “are admin” first you should be ok
but make sure you tell me any other deviated perversions so I can cover it my chilled !

Quote by Dawnie
I have nothing to say, I am an angel :angel:

father sercher has heard of your “ abstinence “ for lent my chilled well done , keep up the good work

23 Feb 2007

Quote by earthchild
omfg that pic is hilarious
i dont want saving ta, i like being naughty
Earthy xx

another " WHITCH" looks like its a Bar-B-Q tonight :twisted:

23 Feb 2007

I think we should rise up against sercher and force our deviant ways upon him !

23 Feb 2007

Quote by Juniper_couple

Come to me I will absolve thy sins and make my flock clean again .

I will come share that bath with you anyday - you only have to ask lol

ah! the Devil him self has sent you to stop me from saving these good people.
" get th'e behind me satan "
i will not be swayed from my mission
well! not till tomorrow anyway wink

23 Feb 2007

Quote by sercher01
I have nothing to say, I am an angel :angel:

father sercher has heard of your “ abstinence “ for lent my chilled well done , keep up the good work
Thank you Father worship

:smug:

23 Feb 2007

Sercher you have cheered me up no end today, this is so funny..I'm leaving you my broomstick and cauldron for the night, see if I can turn you.. :twisted: :evil2: :twisted:

23 Feb 2007

Oh Lord
ive spent all afternoon in my own chat room, gems cava.......cos i drank a bottle of cava and then made it disappear. i then entertained 80 people for 7 hours with smiles, wit, laughs and sexual lewd conduct
Fuck it was fun biggrin

23 Feb 2007

Quote by jaymar
Sercher you have cheered me up no end today, this is so funny..I'm leaving you my broomstick and cauldron for the night, see if I can turn you.. :twisted: :evil2: :twisted:

see my flock just another one of "HIS" demons trying to tern me
see how i resist
catch you tomorrow sexy wink

23 Feb 2007

Quote by Dawnie

I have nothing to say, I am an angel :angel:

father sercher has heard of your “ abstinence “ for lent my chilled well done , keep up the good work
Thank you Father worship

:smug:
she's given up bieng an :angel: for lent
come and join us Dawnie & sin
will still let you dress up as an :angel: if you insist just watch where your putting that halo :giggle:

23 Feb 2007

father father i have thought about sinnin................and im sure gonna have a good night
xx

23 Feb 2007

Quote by Geminifemale
Oh Lord
ive spent all afternoon in my own chat room, gems cava.......cos i drank a bottle of cava and then made it disappear. i then entertained 80 people for 7 hours with smiles, wit, laughs and sexual lewd conduct
Fuck it was fun

do not fear my chilled
you have conffesed
7 " hail mods"
and
9 " are admin"
should cover it wink

23 Feb 2007

Quote by wannahavefun
father father i have thought about sinnin................and im sure gonna have a good night
xx

so you have thought about it ?
2 " hail mods"
and
1 " are admin"
away you go , but you'll have to come tell me about it tomorrow so i can absolve you again ok?

23 Feb 2007

Quote by sercher01
father father i have thought about sinnin................and im sure gonna have a good night
xx

so you have thought about it ?
2 " hail mods"
and
1 " are admin"
away you go , but you'll have to come tell me about it tomorrow so i can absolve you again ok?
Hello
Can you help me??
lol

23 Feb 2007

Just so there’s no grey area
If you don’t confess your all doomed
Hope iv made that clear ?
wink

and dont forget the get sercher pissed SH church roof fund on the way out rolleyes

23 Feb 2007

Quote by Sarah
father father i have thought about sinnin................and im sure gonna have a good night
xx

so you have thought about it ?
2 " hail mods"
and
1 " are admin"
away you go , but you'll have to come tell me about it tomorrow so i can absolve you again ok?
Hello
Can you help me??
lol

farther sercher is always here for you my little lamb

23 Feb 2007

Can I do a confession in advance of doing the deed??
I'm going to delete all twatty posts this weekend... especially those which try to hijack (in a twatty way) every good thread on this site.
NOW... if you offer me redemption I can go sin with impunity!
lol

:lol: :lol: