Serious Cock Size Question

28 Oct 2005

Be quick - I can hear the jingle jangle as I type.
The question - Do men ACTUALLY measure their cocks ?
I promise, it's a genuine question.
I'm not taking the piss.
I ask it because, like most here; when I see the threads I rolleyes

and think "Ffs, here we go again"
But . . . .
I'm of an age, and can hardly claim to have been "shy" or a shrinking violet through my life so far. But I've never actually heard a guy say that he has. I've never seen it done. I've never done it.
The only "measure" I havenoticed is the look in someone's eyes or general reaction at the point of penetration and subsequent humpypumpy.
And perhaps, whether they want to come back at a later date redface

What does intrigue me, is the when and how of it all.
I can see it being a "bit of fun" whilst fooling around in the pre or post shag giggle, but ffs - wandering outside to the garage, naked, with a raging hard on to find a tape measure ????????????
Ok - I've been known to go out to the beer/wine fridge naked, but to start hunting round for a tape ????????

28 Oct 2005

i had it measured for me because she wanted to know exactly how big it was redface

28 Oct 2005

I've got several tape measures for work,
Do you want me to pop round and measure you?
You only had to ask!
lol

:happy: :happy: :happy:

28 Oct 2005

It would be no fun measuring your own would it
perhaps we should ask one of the lovely ladies of SH to officially measure all cock sizes and then produce a members members league table :idea:
naturally they would need to ensure maximum size had been reached
any volunteers lol

28 Oct 2005

Dammie~
I've never measured myself, but I was once subject to the tale of the tape at the tender age of 16 by my best mate's fiancee. The three of us were sitting in my parents' living room watching the telly one weekend whilst they were away, and the conversation naturally turned to penis size.
She said that her boyfriend was huge, but it didn't really show unless he was in a state of arousal (i.e. a grower, not a shower), whereas she observed that I looked relatively sizeable all the time. She then decided that the only way to accurately judge would be to get a tape measure, which I promptly found in the kitchen drawer.
He was the first to be assessed. She knelt down in front of him, unzipped his trousers and administered some "manual stimulus". Although his response was predictable, I didnâ€™t expect the results: eleven and three-quarters inches!!
It was my turn next, after she nervously asked her boyfriend if she could "de-pants" me (and he, surprisingly, agreed). She lowered my trousers down to my knees and sat down on the couch next to me. Because of the earlier "show" between the two of them, there was no need to provide any additional stimulus.
I must say that, ever since that fateful comparison, Iâ€™ve felt somewhat inadequate (despite protestations to the contrary by subsequent sex partners)...
~Reese! surprised

28 Oct 2005

Quote by warwick
It would be no fun measuring your own would it
perhaps we should ask one of the lovely ladies of SH to officially measure all cock sizes and then produce a members members league table :idea:
naturally they would need to ensure maximum size had been reached
any volunteers

ME :bounce:
redface

28 Oct 2005

right Ill be round Monday lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
It being half term this week :cry: :cry: :cry:

28 Oct 2005

Dawn can I help you please? :bounce: :bounce:

28 Oct 2005

perhaps it can be an additional form of verification, any one want to verify me??

28 Oct 2005

Quote by Sarah
Dawn can I help you please? :bounce: :bounce:

Well of course you can - see you Monday when warwick comes round :rascal:

28 Oct 2005

Thanks Reese.
That tail ( rolleyes

) makes perfect sense.
You did come to mind as I was framing my question.
I can see it where the "above average" guys are concerned.
Sort of a "Jeeez - just how big is that?????" - "Dunno - let's find out"
But it's the more usual endowed that my question is aimed at.
btw - I always smile at the "shower or grower" comment. I did look, but couldn't find the thread.
The search button is notmy friend.

28 Oct 2005

I knew a lady who worked for a doctor in Harley street as a specialist in male genital problems. She brought along some measuring sticks that were used to measure the clients for fitting of certain items used to assist them ... it was hilarious seeing her pass them around to all the women .... mind you we couldn't persuade the men to drop there pants to be measured that night. Sadly I lost mine but I was able to accurately measure my lovers member before that ... although my own personal measuring equipment wink

tells me he is quite the right size for me :twisted:
DD

28 Oct 2005

Quote by warwick
right Ill be round Monday :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
It being half term this week :cry: :cry: :cry:

Damn! 3 days late!!! rolleyes

28 Oct 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids

. . . any volunteers

ME :bounce:
redface

Oh - fuck it ! ! ! !
If it means having my cock in your hand, Dawnie - I'll have mine measured :twisted:

28 Oct 2005

Quote by dambuster
Thanks Reese.
That tail () makes perfect sense.
You did come to mind as I was framing my question.
I can see it where the "above average" guys are concerned.
Sort of a "Jeeez - just how big is that?????" - "Dunno - let's find out"
But it's the more usual endowed that my question is aimed at.
btw - I always smile at the "shower or grower" comment. I did look, but couldn't find the thread.
The search button is not my friend.

Dammie~
Are you saying that I'm unusually endowed?! Just because I have a freakish penis that's able to turn 90-degree angles and vibrates of it's own accord is no reason to poke fun at me... :cry:

~Reese! surprised

28 Oct 2005

Quote by Reese

Dammie~
Are you saying that I'm unusually endowed?! Just because I have a freakish penis that's able to turn 90-degree angles and vibrates of it's own accord is no reason to poke fun at me... :cry:
~Reese!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Reese, matey ! ! !
Where the fuck have you been lately.
Welcome home wink

28 Oct 2005

Quote by dambuster
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Reese, matey ! ! !
Where the fuck have you been lately.
Welcome home

Thanks, Dammie! I've just been "udderly" consumed by several on-line ventures I'm involved with lately, thus otherwise occupying most of my on-line time. I do look in on SH every now and again, though, usually when Vix Yahoos me a link to a thread. Will try to do better in the future, I promise.
~Reese! surprised

28 Oct 2005

dammie, you read my mind fella
i was chatting with a couple of certain ladies off here about this very topic last week
i suppose there is a difference between:
1. measuring your cock yourself when your on your own
2. or measuring it/ being measured because of a challenge from someone else.
even being 'not a small lad' myself id rather have it looked over by the experienced eye of a lady than measured to the nearset millimeter.

28 Oct 2005

I personally think it should be measured by how much you can fit in your mouth :twisted: Any left over is just a waste wink

28 Oct 2005

Quote by Clare and Steve
I personally think it should be measured by how much you can fit in your mouth :twisted: Any left over is just a waste

Marvellous idea Clare kiss

28 Oct 2005

Quote by dambuster
Thanks Reese.
That tail () makes perfect sense.
You did come to mind as I was framing my question.
I can see it where the "above average" guys are concerned.
Sort of a "Jeeez - just how big is that?????" - "Dunno - let's find out"
But it's the more usual endowed that my question is aimed at.
btw - I always smile at the "shower or grower" comment. I did look, but couldn't find the thread.
The search button is not my friend.

I would consider myself to be one of the more usual endowed
I never measure myself. I know I've got a smaller cock than some guys and a bigger one than other guys.
Women seem to be happy with what I've got, hopefully because I know how to use it. lol

Basket Case

28 Oct 2005

Quote by dambuster

. . . any volunteers

ME :bounce:
redface

Oh - fuck it ! ! ! !
If it means having my cock in your hand, Dawnie - I'll have mine measured :twisted:
If you want me to use Clares measuring skills then you're going to have to wait till my sore throat has gone :rascal:

28 Oct 2005

I 've never measured mine but like some off you an ex did once. I have always been of the opinion guys that measured it were lacking in something?????? biggrin

28 Oct 2005

Ill send you some Tunes in the post lol

28 Oct 2005

Quote by warwick
Ill send you some Tunes in the post

Why are you sending TE's measurements in the post, Warwick?

28 Oct 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids

. . . any volunteers

ME :bounce:
redface

Oh - fuck it ! ! ! !
If it means having my cock in your hand, Dawnie - I'll have mine measured :twisted:
If you want me to use Clares measuring skills then you're going to have to wait till my sore throat has gone :rascal:
Didn't put that thread up about cures did you?
Wimp!! rotflmao

28 Oct 2005

Quote by Alexandra
Ill send you some Tunes in the post

Why are you sending TE's measurements in the post, Warwick?
I thought warwick was sending me part of TE dunno

28 Oct 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
Didn't put that thread up about cures did you?
Wimp!!

I didn't think anyone would reply dunno

:lol2:

28 Oct 2005

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28 Oct 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
If you want me to use Clares measuring skills then you're going to have to wait till my sore throat has gone :rascal:

*db adds Strepsils to his ever growing shopping list of sex things.