This morning in the chatroom I tried to Auction Sgt Bilko. I was offered after 5mins the total sum of 20p. I advised the said buyer after the auction had closed that the total cost inc p&p would be
SO I PUT IT OUT TO THE FORUM
I would like to see Sgt Bilko go to a good, loving, caring home. He is a record breaker after all and he can blow his own trumpet (SO HE SAYS lol).
So I put it to you fellow swingers,
Item Description:
One Character that will be remembered in SH history as the MAN who changed SH (FORUM) history.
ASK NOT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR YOUR COUNTRY
BUT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR Sgt Bilko (Full Millitary Honours) inc Swinging in the fields, from the trees and in the back seat of a Ford Consul, Capri, Escort, The list is endless.
He has been to places that WE are only just discovering on this Very site, YES this VERY SITE.
If you put a bid in for him, please remember you can always sell him on or make money or receive some kind of renumeration for him.
(1) Take him to your local blood bank and donate a pint of his blood.
(In return YOU can receive a FREE cup of Tea once a month, biscuits included.
(2) I am sure he still has lead in his pencil, Receive renumeration for his body should you wish to leave it to science. My god that would tell a story or two.
(3) I am sure there is a garden out there that could put a nice red hat on him, give him a fishing rod and a stone to sit on as the local Swinging Garden Gnome.
MY GOD, I think I've got it. SWINGING HEAVEN GARDEN GNOMES.
or we could have all the characters Free with every Adults McSwinging Meal, i.e. Sgt Bilko, Fred, Wilma, Blue, the list is Endless.
P.s. I own the copywright to the above idea, lol
Anyway,
LET THE AUCTION BEGIIIIIIIINNNNNNN
We shall start at £10,
Do we have any bidders????????????????????????????
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SETTING A NEW RECORD - AUCTION OF SGT BILKO
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Mod
Don't forget Fred
He always has his lights dimmed!
Mal
He always has his lights dimmed!
Mal
Please don't let Wilma buy me, I couldn't stand a life-time in that corner!!! Someone must have a use for me. I can touch my nose with my tongue!!! (Don't know if that means I have a long tongue or a big nose!!!?) 
I can play tunes on my teeth or strip and assemble an SLR blindfolded (though not both at the same time).
I must be worth £11. Can I bid for myself?????
Save Bilko.......Don't let Wilma win !!!!!!!!!
I can play tunes on my teeth or strip and assemble an SLR blindfolded (though not both at the same time).
I must be worth £11. Can I bid for myself?????
Save Bilko.......Don't let Wilma win !!!!!!!!!
Sex God
Right that's it!!! :twisted:
I bid twenty quid for the sarge - but I am going to donate him to Wilma!!
Unless, of course he would like to be trussed up and delivered to bluexxx. Well I think that the condemned man ought to have SOME choice in the matter!
I bid twenty quid for the sarge - but I am going to donate him to Wilma!!
Unless, of course he would like to be trussed up and delivered to bluexxx. Well I think that the condemned man ought to have SOME choice in the matter!
Quote by Sgt Bilko
...or strip and assemble an SLR blindfolded (though not both at the same time).
Why do you have to get naked before you assemble an SLR?
: :?: :? :? :? Can whoever wins the auction also pay postage and packing and throw in a couple of quid for the wrapping paper and the bow - Wilma likes pink, not fuschia, (that is a plant!), or peach, (that is something you eat!).
:wink: Oh, and please ensure the label is tied on well - wouild hate him to get lost in the post! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Sex God
Quote by Sgt Bilko
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Oh don't look at me so plaintively - I was only teasing!
Oh for goodness sake Sappho, give him a kiss and make him feel better.
Hey!!!
Not THAT much better!!! :shock: Ok we are upto £25, so far not bad. I forgot to say the Auction Ends on Friday night at 10pm. All proceeds will go to Sgt Bilko's retirement home fund should any of you bidders wish to retire him.
Alex, you could always make him go out and do an honest days work to pay for the upkeep of your car. Sounds good so far.
I will throw in p&p free, I cant say fairer than that.
Wilma, you could always use hime as a model for your willy warmers or as a servant at the WI????
Blue could just use him, lol (No offence meant)
Always open for suggestions, Is sgt Bilko coming to the London Munch???
If so we could use him as a coat stand.
Happy Bidding !!!!!!!!!!!!
Alex, you could always make him go out and do an honest days work to pay for the upkeep of your car. Sounds good so far.
I will throw in p&p free, I cant say fairer than that.
Wilma, you could always use hime as a model for your willy warmers or as a servant at the WI????
Blue could just use him, lol (No offence meant)
Always open for suggestions, Is sgt Bilko coming to the London Munch???
If so we could use him as a coat stand.
Happy Bidding !!!!!!!!!!!!
