Sex myths and mythconceptions

11 Jan 2005

What common misconceptions to do with sex do we know - or might we make up?
Let me start the ball rolling ...
Sex cures acne
A good orgasm shifts earwax
"if I don't have sex my balls will turn blue" (this is only applicable to blokes, obviously)

11 Jan 2005

Wanking makes you go blind rolleyes

You can't get pregnant if you have sex standing up - or so my sister believed and promptly became a teenage unmarried mother :shock: :roll:
Cum is good for the complexion - it's not and hurts when you get it in your eyes :!: lol

Tracy-Jayne

11 Jan 2005

Wanking puts hairs on the palm of your hand :lol:
Fred

11 Jan 2005

Sex with a condom on doesn't count. lol

I've really only had sex once. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
XXX

11 Jan 2005

Quote by little
Sex with a condom on doesn't count.
I've really only had sex once. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
XXX

So how did you manage to have 2 kids ????? Either two twins, one was an immaculate conception or the condom broke? I think we should know rotflmao

11 Jan 2005

As I'm posting after Lucifer...
You'll go to hell if you masturbate :shock: evil

:twisted:

11 Jan 2005

Quote by Lucifer
Sex with a condom on doesn't count.
I've really only had sex once. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
XXX

So how did you manage to have 2 kids ????? Either two twins, one was an immaculate conception or the condom broke? I think we should know rotflmao

:dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno:
I was pissed !
Little
XXX

11 Jan 2005

Quote by Lucifer
Sex with a condom on doesn't count.
I've really only had sex once. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
XXX

So how did you manage to have 2 kids ????? Either two twins, one was an immaculate conception or the condom broke? I think we should know rotflmao

Hate to be pedantic but two twins would be four children :!: :lol:
As the mother of twin boys, Jon always said they were conceived because he was firing with both barrels on that ocassion rolleyes

Anyway 'tis entirely possible that Little has only had sex once - maybe she got staying power and still going after several years :shock: :twisted:
T-J

11 Jan 2005

Quote by RedHot
Anyway 'tis entirely possible that Little has only had sex once - maybe she got staying power and still going after several years :shock: :twisted:
T-J

Thats it ! Thats it ! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
So, i wasn't pissed after all !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :giggle:
Makes a bloody change then eh?
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
xxx

11 Jan 2005

Big feet = big cock
(male) If you don't have sex, you'll explode.
Female ejaculation is really loss of bladder control.
If you masturbate too often you can't cum anymore.
All tried and tested - it's a load of tosh! wink

11 Jan 2005

All women enjoy performing oral sex, all the time.

Quote by Libra Love
You'll go to hell if you masturbate :shock: :twisted:

You mean I won't???

11 Jan 2005

Cum is good for a sore throat..
An orgasm is a good cure for headaches lol

11 Jan 2005

Quote by Lucifer
Sex with a condom on doesn't count.
I've really only had sex once. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
XXX

So how did you manage to have 2 kids ????? Either two twins, one was an immaculate conception or the condom broke? I think we should know rotflmao

My mates wife gave birth to twins recently... he's spent the last two months looking for the other bloke.
On a similar vein... someone claimed that performing anal sex with another woman, (other than his wife) couldn't be counted as adultery rolleyes

Masturbation does not make you blind, or deaf, or insane, that's a load of balls, isn't it Napolean.

11 Jan 2005

Quote by KandA
What common misconceptions to do with sex do we know - or might we make up?

Fondling breasts with great regularity will firm them up... rolleyes

11 Jan 2005

Actually the headache one is true !

11 Jan 2005

Quote by WibblyWobbly
What common misconceptions to do with sex do we know - or might we make up?

Fondling breasts with great regularity will firm them up... rolleyes

Spoil sport!

11 Jan 2005

Quote by Libra-Love
You'll go to hell if you masturbate :shock: :twisted:

How do we know that's not true? redface

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11 Jan 2005

Sneezing is the nearest physical sensation to orgasm.

11 Jan 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
Actually the headache one is true !

total agreement there, hands on experience of that,so much so she was singing for weeks wink

11 Jan 2005

You can't get pregnant if you have sex standing up!!! :shock: confused

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11 Jan 2005

Evenin all !!
Apparently you can use a bucket as a form of contraception ???

11 Jan 2005

Well Mr Honey always tells me when I'm rundown I need vitamins.......typicaly his :shock:

11 Jan 2005

Apparently you stand the guy on a bucket and when he goes red in the face you kick it away ??

11 Jan 2005

Quote by honeyriderx
Well Mr Honey always tells me when I'm rundown I need vitamins.......typicaly his :shock:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Little
XXX

11 Jan 2005

What common misconceptions to do with sex do we know - Women have a 'spot' that is difficult to find - it is just a myth to keep us blokes looking! confused

lhk

12 Jan 2005

Quote by RedHot
Wanking makes you go blind

quote="Fred aka Medic 1"] lol

Wanking puts hairs on the palm of your hand :lol:
Oral sex is not really cheating on your wife/girlfriend
Right, just off to shave my palms - if i can find my glasses smile

12 Jan 2005

Up the bum
No harm done!
Tell that to my bellend! :cry:

12 Jan 2005

you only get a bucket and a half! confused

12 Jan 2005

single guys get loads of sex,and a warm welcome from couples :shock:

21 Feb 2010

Sorry for resurrecting, but I was looking for Bloke's first post for him and this thread made me smile.
Anyone else know any sexual myths or misconceptions we can shatter?