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Quote by westerross
.... A good pampering is a god massage and a good licking ..good from both ends of the viewpoint!

Is there a vastly different technique involved in the God Massage above that realised by us mere mortals ? lol
Thanks Prag!
Now you see - the idea of a long lingering bath is not sensual for me, I can have a long lingering bath any day of the week, that is until the plumber gets his arse into gear and removes the bath the way he was meant to in Jan - and watching a film doesn't work for me either. confused
Anticipation works
Mental stimulation works
Just trying to organise what else works!! lol :lol:
Everybodys siad the stuff i was going to say,so im not going to repeat it all again.
Massage and oral are great for relaxing and pampering
You get a really good feel good factor after a massage.
Any female volunteers ?
Massage is good!
Front or back first??? lol
Back first please Jags from ankle to neck then arms as well.
The ultimate sexual pampering for me would be to have all the attention completely focussed on me for the the evening, not part of it, but all of it. Important to know that the other person is enjoying just giving. Don't get me wrong, I would simply love to do the pampering too - but this is my evening I'm talking about right now biggrin
He would have to know exactly what makes me tick without having to ask or be unsure of himself. All senses teased and certainly no rushing! Starting early on with dinner, a candlelit bubble bath and eventually into the bedroom. Slowly being brought up to and then held at the point of orgasm for ages.
And no, he can't shove his dick in my mouth at the end! rolleyes
The hard part is allowing yourself to be totally pampered without feeling you're letting the other person down - and completely secure in the knowledge they are enjoying it too. Also knowing that the other person will happily allow himself to be pampered the next time without feeling like he has to give at all.
Sexual pampering???? Hmmmmm, I've got my idea of a good pampering session.....now, where's DreamerHelen.....
"DREAMER HELEN!!!"
"DREAMER HELEN!!!"


Kinky 'whip crack-away!, whip crack-away!, whip crack-away' Lizard
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Quote by MISSCHIEF
Yoooohoooooo oh Carpy :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: I need to try something :twisted:

You called, dear ? :twisted:
The hard part is allowing yourself to be totally pampered without feeling you're letting the other person down - and completely secure in the knowledge they are enjoying it too.

....and where would you find somebody like that, eh ? cool
Quote by conciliator
.... A good pampering is a god massage and a good licking ..good from both ends of the viewpoint!

Is there a vastly different technique involved in the God Massage above that realised by us mere mortals ? lol
Sorry - not enough oooo's and probably not enough aaaahs either :!:
Quote by Heather
! Mind you i might have been wondering where my clitoris was but what the heck.

Works equally well on the penis, Tune... the sweetness of the syrup balances nicely with the tanginess of the juice... and looks wonderful as it dribbles down the shaft, glistening on it's way before you suck it off the gentleman's balls.
:twisted:
Right, got the syrup; sliced the lemon - how does it go again? Heather I just love to hear you say it smile :)
Quote by Carpathian
You called, dear ? :twisted:

Yep, come ere :twisted:
Ideas on a postcard please cool
Quote by MISSCHIEF worryingly
A pastry brush just doesn't seem to have that romantic ring to it

Quote by Then, to scare me further, she
Do i get him to stick his dick in the jar and wriggle it

Blimey, one minute my eyes are popping out of my head in anticipation and now I'm ready to run the opposite way ! It's like Delia bloody Smith crossed with bad DIY !
Carpathian
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Blimey, one minute my eyes are popping out of my head in anticipation and now I'm ready to run the opposite way ! It's like Delia bloody Smith crossed with bad DIY !

Don't worry hunny :therethere: ..... will get to the licking part soon enough
Just gotta get the application bit sorted out :rascal:
Could just ladle it on???? dunno
Anyway, what would be sexual pampering from a guys point of view?
Anyway, what would be sexual pampering from a guys point of view?

Whilst trawling through old posts in search of a specific topic I found this thread.
Looking back at it makes me think that I STILL need pampering!!
Just a thought for a dull Saturday morning!
:P :P
OMG... some old faces in this thread! lol
I've been reading through... sounds a bit too kinky for me, but I might give this pampering lark a try :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
If I was to plan an evening of pamapering for Mr Olive it would start with a massage followed by some deliciously naughty food eaten offf hm using only the mouth and then well see where we went but iI think it wuld be about the anicipation and not thinking of my wants and needs at all during the evening
oh, can I join in please, I need pampering
I love pampering too. In fact, I prefer it to BEING pampered (that always leaves me feeling guilty redface). Lovely to see Sappho's thoughts of a year ago. :inlove:
Jags, if you still need pampering, you know where I am wink
Will
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We all know what pampering is, and how nice it is, but what do we expect or understand to be sexual pampering??
Giving everything? Candles??? Allowing fantasies? ? What???
confused :?

To my mind, sexual pampering would be anything that makes a person feel special in a sexual way. This may or may not involve actual sex. Compliments, gifts, advanced flirting, or any kind of attention that is inherently sexy in nature would qualify, I think.
Anyway, what would be sexual pampering from a guys point of view?

dear dear dear missy!
tut tut tut!
well, if you need to ask . . . . . well . . . . .
*humph*
rolleyes
passionkiss
neil x x x
I found a picture of Sexual Pampering !!
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I found a picture of Sexual Pampering !!

Ewwwwwwwwwwww lol
Quote by Silk and Big G
I found a picture of Sexual Pampering !!

you may well take the piss, but in the event of an all out attack they are very handy........ :smug: trust me I know.
Quote by willxx69
I love pampering too. In fact, I prefer it to BEING pampered (that always leaves me feeling guilty redface). Lovely to see Sappho's thoughts of a year ago. :inlove:
Jags, if you still need pampering, you know where I am wink
Will

I know where you are sweetheart but I also know what happens as a result of your pampering and I respect my figure!! rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
But, saying that you are welcome to pamper me anytime - pamper away!!
kiss :kiss: :rose: :rose:
Quote by Jags
Buttons AND bows then!!!!

Well if you really want me to bring Buttons along I can - but I can pamper all night on my own wink
Sexual pampering has to be the whole candles, and pure "devotion" to you and only you. It has to be gentle and slow, with perhaps a bit of teasing :twisted:
Main thing is you gotta come away feeling all googly and warm cool
Quote by Rainbows
Main thing is you gotta come away feeling all googly and warm cool

I do! I do! I do! I do! I do!!
:rose:
I love it if we have an evening in and Mr Redbird does his naked chef bit. He's a really good cock oops I mean cook. I get dressed up in some sexy revealing outfit (which I don't normally do if we are staying in). Then we have a lovely meal, some wine, and then some sexual pampering lol!