Sexlightened
i swa this a ladies profile, i can't work what she means "be d and d free"
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Sex God
one d is definitely for disease! the other d i think is . . . erm . . . dandruff? dr*gs? dorsal fins? 
could never work out what the second d was myself?
neil x x x ;)
could never work out what the second d was myself?neil x x x ;)
Sexlightened
why didnt she say , u must wear a condom
Sexlightened
Quote by celestria
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/3361.html
that should help
cheers
Sex God
Quote by keeno
Not an answer to your problem but I read an AD from a woman who wanted sex through a letter box!! Is tha possible?
Don't know about that one.
BUT
There is a guy in the ads, who is wearing a full wetsuit and mask, and he wants full sex as well!!
First question:- How in hell to you kiss him?
Second question:- Does a wetsuit cause friction marks?
Third question:- Has anyone tried it in a wetsuit and mask?
And got those who are wondering there is a picture of him with a cock shot, in this suit and it seems the cock has a small hole!! :shock: to appear from!
Warming the Bed
isn't that just like furries.. only he has dressed as a seal essentially 
Quote by Sarah
Not an answer to your problem but I read an AD from a woman who wanted sex through a letter box!! Is tha possible?
Don't know about that one.
BUT
There is a guy in the ads, who is wearing a full wetsuit and mask, and he wants full sex as well!!
First question:- How in hell to you kiss him?
Second question:- Does a wetsuit cause friction marks?
Third question:- Has anyone tried it in a wetsuit and mask?
And got those who are wondering there is a picture of him with a cock shot, in this suit and it seems the cock has a small hole!! :shock: to appear from!
You are spending way too much time in the ad section!
Sexlightened
Quote by Darkfire
why didnt she say , u must wear a condom
maybe because she'll play bareback, on the word of someone who says they're D&D free?
feck knows with that case of the that 42 year old women giving HIV on purpose to random guys, i'm not gonna do bareback anymore, make them do a std test first.
Sex God
Quote by Kiss_Me
Not an answer to your problem but I read an AD from a woman who wanted sex through a letter box!! Is tha possible?
Don't know about that one.
BUT
There is a guy in the ads, who is wearing a full wetsuit and mask, and he wants full sex as well!!
First question:- How in hell to you kiss him?
Second question:- Does a wetsuit cause friction marks?
Third question:- Has anyone tried it in a wetsuit and mask?
And got those who are wondering there is a picture of him with a cock shot, in this suit and it seems the cock has a small hole!! :shock: to appear from!
You are spending way too much time in the ad section!
Yes I agree, but how the hell some of them, male or female, bi etc ever expect to 'pull' on the strength of their ads amazes me, and ditto some of the photos, whilst they are with in the AUP for photos they are appaling............ :lol:
Quote by Sarah
You are spending way too much time in the ad section!
Yes I agree, but how the hell some of them, male or female, bi etc ever expect to 'pull' on the strength of their ads amazes me, and ditto some of the photos, whilst they are with in the AUP for photos they are appaling............
I know! I can't believe some of them either. Sometimes I nearly p*ss myself laughing and other times I want to smack the offending advertiser and shout "errrrr hello get a f*cking grip for gods sake!".
If only we could have a name and shame thread people might make more effort - as if! I'm sure it would be seen as bullying anyway! :twisted:
:lol:
Quote by andy2120
why didnt she say , u must wear a condom
maybe because she'll play bareback, on the word of someone who says they're D&D free?
feck knows with that case of the that 42 year old women giving HIV on purpose to random guys, i'm not gonna do bareback anymore, make them do a std test first.
why? just use a condom every time and go for regular check-up's yourself - peace in your own mind and none of this relying on people's word as to wether they're D&D free or have had a recent test. why take the risk? :dunno:
i'm not actually sure why people have that 'must be d&D free thing, I dont understand what it means, but I'm assuming its also part of the cleanliness/ hygiene thing and maybe people dont really understand what DDF might mean in terms of will/ wont play unprotected ?? :dunno:
Sexlightened
i have no idea where my local std clinc is, i'm based up in watford
Quote by Sarah
BUT
There is a guy in the ads, who is wearing a full wetsuit and mask, and he wants full sex as well!!
First question:- How in hell to you kiss him?
Second question:- Does a wetsuit cause friction marks?
Third question:- Has anyone tried it in a wetsuit and mask?
And got those who are wondering there is a picture of him with a cock shot, in this suit and it seems the cock has a small hole!! :shock: to appear from!
I must admit when I first saw that pic I thought it was some king of gimp wear - then I looked a little closer and realised it was a snorkel mask he was wearing
Quote by Kiss_Me
So when are you due your next checkup DB? :rascal:
:twisted:
If you're gonna dress like that ????
Hmmmm ??????
81 miles ?????
If the A1 is clear (some hope
) I could probably be with you in about as many minutes if I come alone, or slightly longer if HLB comes (she squeeeeeeks if I go TOO fast)Seriously ?
It's something I've always done.
At the moment, because of recent "other" health problems, I'd had more fingers up my arse than I could shake a dick stick at, and have come to be almost on first name terms with the staff at the clap clinic
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
I must admit when I first saw that pic I thought it was some king of gimp wear - then I looked a little closer and realised it was a snorkel mask he was wearing
:giggle:
:giggle:Hairy pantie wearers disturb me! Have they no access to a mirror ffs??! Ooooo don't you just love the calorificaly challenged guys in their wives underwear - which is way to tight - with their hair poking out everywhere! :eek:
Quote by Kiss_Me
I must admit when I first saw that pic I thought it was some king of gimp wear - then I looked a little closer and realised it was a snorkel mask he was wearing
:giggle:
:giggle:Hairy pantie wearers disturb me! Have they no access to a mirror ffs??! Ooooo don't you just love the calorificaly challenged guys in their wives underwear - which is way to tight - with their hair poking out everywhere! :eek:
KM!!!!! stop it... you're making me shudder... and you sound just like someone else I know who really hates hairy pantie wearers
Quote by Darkfire
too much info
i'm tightrope walking the line between vanilla and not so vanilla here, and I know what I read that as, when I shouldnt have :lol:
:giggle:ops:
Get your mind out of the gutter ! ! !
That's not what I meant, but it shows you were thinking
It was actually a veryvanilla comment
(The noises she makes when I (can manage to) go fast enough for the "rattle and slam" could in no way be described as squeeeeeks)
Quote by dambuster
I could probably be with you in about as many minutes if I come alone, or slightly longer if HLB comes (she squeeeeeeks if I go TOO fast)
in Dark's head said:
I could probably be with you in about as many minutes as it takes me to come alone, or slightly longer if HLB comes (she squeeeeeeeks if I go TOO fast
:giggle: :giggle:
not only that, then I went on to imagine the "squeeeeeeeek"
and then you Arfur , doing it fast :shock:
omg, where's me coat? i'm going now !
ops: :oops: :oops: 
