Wow, there was this dynamic young blond with bearded gent shopping in Homebase in Plymouth this Friday. She was dressed in such a tiny skirt and had the most shapely legs and I am sure they must be interested in the swinging fun scene to at least a level of interest and flashing. She only went up the steps after wandering around the ground floor. Oh my word. Horny or what. I was unable to give her the attention I wanted to because of the company I was in.
If that was you, please will you drop me a mail. Just to prove it was you, please describe the leg covering she was wearing, so I know it is you. Or send me a naughty little pic!
I so want to hear from you as I am have the burning hots for her.
you may email me direct if you choose at
I so hope you read this, if only so you know how much interest you raised.
Well good luck, I admire your optimism 8)
Gets back to ads whilst picturing needles in field full of haystacks
I knew shopping at B&Q would prove to be my downfall......
Phil :doh:
wendy went to B/Q she brought me a pressy
some wood for the curtain rails
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why me lord i ask ? am i that bad
I'd quite happily wear an "I love Swinging Heaven" T-shirt in public. I may well get one printed and go and hang around Homebase waiting for that mystery blonde 8)
Pssst, Fred! Over here! Hide very quickly!
Oh, Hi Wilma!
Thanks Sappho - owe you one - want it now? :twisted:
Why do D-I-Y when you can get a man in?
Homebase always has some poor sod hanging around like a limp lettuce desperately trying to sell double glazing in the foyer. Do you think DIY stores would let us have a pitch too? :twisted:
Sappho xxx
lol alex, mains if i'm at home, battery when i'm out and about in the car. I like to do a little DIY in the car whilst i wait for couples to show up. So far i have made a complete dining room table and chairs set. Anyone want to buy it?
Alex; What a fabulous pic on your profile. You have made an old man happy today...
Paul