2. To watch a man being initiated into some botty fun
3. A strap-on
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sh minibus trip
Sex God
1. To the Post office in Glendale.
2. To Give Mrs Goggins a damn good franking.
3. My rubber stamp and an ink pad.
2. To Give Mrs Goggins a damn good franking.
3. My rubber stamp and an ink pad.
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1. Return to Glendale post office
2. To empty a heavy sac
3. Cuffs and chocolate
2. To empty a heavy sac
3. Cuffs and chocolate
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Oooh Eck... It's all happening in Glendale isn't it?
That Post Office queue will be full of tutting blue rinses who can't get their pensions for the cornucopia of naked flesh, slavering over Mrs G...
1. The Jeremy Kyle Show.
2. The Good of Humanity.
3. A Gag, Blow torch and baseball bat.
That Post Office queue will be full of tutting blue rinses who can't get their pensions for the cornucopia of naked flesh, slavering over Mrs G...
1. The Jeremy Kyle Show.
2. The Good of Humanity.
3. A Gag, Blow torch and baseball bat.
Sex God
Isle of Skye
To escape
lots of coal
To escape
lots of coal
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Greendale :doh:
Have we been shagging the wrong Postmistress?
Have we been shagging the wrong Postmistress?
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1. Stately home with four poster beds, stables, and a dungeon
2. To hold a SH orgy
3. Wheel for Kaz
2. To hold a SH orgy
3. Wheel for Kaz
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Fecking Glendale...
Many apologies Mrs G... No wonder I was getting funny looks in the queue at that post office... Stood there as I was with nudger in hand, furtively winking at the lady with her stamper and badly gaffa taped chair.
I do apologise for my continual Glendale/Greendale confusion.
Anyway back on topic...
1. Glendale.
2. To apologise to the ladies at the post office and to try and get the restraining order lifted
3. A large bunch of flowers.
then on to...
1. Greendale.
2. To see if I can pop my parcel in Fluff's slot
3. Nothing, but I may need to purchase a few extra stamps at the counter,
Many apologies Mrs G... No wonder I was getting funny looks in the queue at that post office... Stood there as I was with nudger in hand, furtively winking at the lady with her stamper and badly gaffa taped chair.
I do apologise for my continual Glendale/Greendale confusion.
Anyway back on topic...
1. Glendale.
2. To apologise to the ladies at the post office and to try and get the restraining order lifted
3. A large bunch of flowers.
then on to...
1. Greendale.
2. To see if I can pop my parcel in Fluff's slot
3. Nothing, but I may need to purchase a few extra stamps at the counter,
Sex God
Quote by Kaznkev
1. Stately home with four poster beds, stables, and a dungeon
2. To hold a SH orgy
3. Wheel for Kaz
ohh did you just find out about pony girls too?
This trip just gets better, doesn't it
Sex God
Snow covered Swiss Chalet
Just to have sex in Switzerland
Swiss chocolate
Just to have sex in Switzerland
Swiss chocolate
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Quote by Kaznkev
snow and chocolate wow
Which could you melt quickest, and how?
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Quote by Sexonfire
1. London
2. To see the queen
3. A shot gun
Can I come? I'll bring my own arsenal,or can I suggest hanging round railway stations waiting for Brenda to commute
Orgasminator
Isle of Sky.
To join Tan-Kinky.
A shovel..
To join Tan-Kinky.
A shovel..
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A large Spanish Villa in the foothills
To have an orgy in the sun
High SPF, don't want to burn those delicate bits
To have an orgy in the sun
High SPF, don't want to burn those delicate bits
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Quote by Kaznkev
or two????
isnt that a bit greedy fluff? :twisted:
I think one is the champagne, not sure what the other is
Orgasminator
arrr there u see boyoh, im in there is valley's, isnt it, you know .... lol
now..... 1. ill bring the wellies... ok
so... 2. ill bring the sheep...arl right
and ... 3. ill get a kangaroo ... u cee
, and when were out in the great big outdoors, we'll have something to keep our feet dry and and our bodies warm , yes, 2 and 3 being a woolly jumper... lol ... am i mad , well maybe all the fresh air isnt it.. lol... (one is from Manchester really you know).. lol
now..... 1. ill bring the wellies... ok
so... 2. ill bring the sheep...arl right
and ... 3. ill get a kangaroo ... u cee
, and when were out in the great big outdoors, we'll have something to keep our feet dry and and our bodies warm , yes, 2 and 3 being a woolly jumper... lol ... am i mad , well maybe all the fresh air isnt it.. lol... (one is from Manchester really you know).. lol
Orgasminator
Hey! kangaroo, youre making kaz scarred......... hop it... lol
Orgasminator
so all the ladies are dressed as playboy bunnies...
Sex God
Wow corsets, sussies, and stockings
Remind me where are we going and why, not that I care anymore
Remind me where are we going and why, not that I care anymore
