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Right now I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I've just got this from them
Welcome Newbies
RULE BREAKING!!!!
Forum Rules - General
Forum Rules - Specific
Ticket (Moderator)
You have admitted to child abuse on the forum.
The matter is out of my hands.
You account will be deleted shortly.
Quote by Libra-Love
Right now I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I've just got this from them
Welcome Newbies
RULE BREAKING!!!!
Forum Rules - General
Forum Rules - Specific
Ticket (Moderator)
You have admitted to child abuse on the forum.
The matter is out of my hands.
You account will be deleted shortly.
or be disgusted? 
i take it the little hate-mongering mod showed you the post where you said that did he? obviously i missed it? 
Quote by neilinleeds
Right now I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I've just got this from them
Welcome Newbies
RULE BREAKING!!!!
Forum Rules - General
Forum Rules - Specific
Ticket (Moderator)
You have admitted to child abuse on the forum.
The matter is out of my hands.
You account will be deleted shortly.
or be disgusted? i take it the little hate-mongering mod showed you the post where you said that did he? obviously i missed it? 
:rascal:Quote by dickhead from the other forum
your old man must not love you to want another woman instead of just seems i pitty you for giving in to him and his sick wants.
Quote by dickhead from the other forum
i am of speach.i have already reported u as a prostitute,soliciting.
someone castrate the little asswipes so their genes don't get any further in the gene pool. Quote by awol
oh nooooo I missed all the fun.. (I was away and just came back a few days ago) but when I tried to log to that site it said my ISP number was banned!!? Why? I never went there until today?
Do you think they banned all UK ISP addresses?
I'm talking about this link as posted by Rainbow
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as for you gemma!
i'd just like to grass gem up bigtime, cos she's meant to be bloody working :notes: not trolling some US forum perving at muscle bound bronzed adoniseseseses ((( sp plural - adoni?
gem if i have to have a whisper in sarge's ear to get you deactivated from here at least, i will you know! you know i'll do it dontcha!
n x x x ;)
IS that one topic STILL going strong or something!!>?? YOU KNOW that arguing is pointless right? The fuckin sources they are quoting are fomr their neighbourhood gasbar fo CHrists sakes!!!
Save me from getting into trouble!
Quote by Rainbows
Anyway - for those of you who came late to the party - all our threads have been removed - but I did manage to save this one for prosperity. I am sorry it doesn't have the posters names - but I think we can tell by the posting style who they belonged to
original post:
Does anyone know how to stop a neighbors small schnauzer from barking
,,,aside from shootin the damm thing ? ? any natural sprays anti dog barker
salutions. they leave for weeks and this stoopid dog yaps all night long
Down with small dogs and fucked up pet owners..
After various well intentioned answers from forum members - the SH invasion
team entered the fray:
Can you get hold of any helium and get the dog to breath it in, whilst it
doesn't stop the dog from barking it at least makes it bark in a very high
pitch ......a change is as good as a rest?
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i dont understand this obssesion with owning dogs anyway!
EVERYONE knows goldfish are the way to go!!!!!!
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I would agree with you Mr. WUBB, the goldfish is a much quieter alternative
to owning a dog, but lack the 'lap appeal' ..
I have also found them very difficult to train and as yet havn't found a
single species that will sit and roll on command.
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Buy a bigger dog than theirs.
It won't stop the other dog from barking, but at least you will have the
satisfaction of knowing that yours is louder
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dear sir, at risk of sounding rude - you are WRONG!
i have a good friend who claims it is quite EASY to train a goldfish to roll
on command.
perhaps mr J you are settleing for less than the best money can buy?
should you need any advice on goldfish training please feel free to contact
me care of my SH towers PO box address.
WBB
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alternatively invest in a modest sized dog complete with a megaphone.
admittedly it can be rather tiring to have to run out and hold the megaphone
to the dogs mouth every time it barks, but the saving in dog food will make
it worthwhile.
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It's a size thing isn't it??? Go on admit it!!!!!!!
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Or, a very small dog with a microphone and loudspeakers !!!!
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Absolute rubbish Mr WUBB, the only way to get a goldfish to roll when you
want it to is to put it in the tumble dryer and that just isn't
right.........anyway I don't wish to become embroilled in a disagreement
about fish when the original post was concerened with dogs.
So back to the dog.........I've had some partial success with a neighbours
dog in the past by covering it's smiffies in peanut butter, the dog becomes
engrossed in licking it off and stops barking. My wife suggested that I try
doing this to stop me moaning, however when I did, the damn dog bit me.
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no i'm sorry mr davej sir, but i'd have to agree with busty.
course you can't expect to train yer run of the mill domestic goldfish to do
much more than swim through a little plastic castle, but in the wild, yer
pedigree goldfish is a cunning, ruthless predator. i believe the United
States Navy have a squad of goldfish specially trained in underwater
demolition, a bit like dolphins, except dolphins are bigger, oh and mammals,
obviously, but it's the same principle.
there's no reason why a pedigree goldfish can't be trained to come on
command, beg, bubble at strangers menacingly, etc etc
neil x x x
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Good times.
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Mike, I love you, and hereby nominate you as official SH archivist of off-site shennanigans. You've brought tears of laughter in our 'ouse with that!
Lairdy? :therethere:
N x x x ;)
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