SH Rear of the Year

13 Oct 2005

Quote by EagerSlut
I have absolutely no idea how to make my arse small enough to use as an avatar ........ hence the 'avatart'

If you have Paint Shop Pro, you can use the resize function to get it small enough.
If not i'll do it for ya if ya want - and delete the pic after usage of course!
Would you??? I've got adobe photo something but can't see a size thing on it redface

Yes I'm a technophobe LOL
Just search for avatar sizer or go to help and you'll find it there. It's dead easy to use and it's courtesy of a respected member of this site.
wink

The bi-male slapper has a point there actually!
I didn't know it existed but it'd be a good tool to get used to in the future.
Then again if ur a technophobe then anything remotely complex will scare ya - like anything to do with science terrifies me!!!
Hypothalamus... *shudder*

13 Oct 2005

Quote by 3someinpreston
The bi-male slapper has a point there actually!
I didn't know it existed but it'd be a good tool to get used to in the future.
Then again if ur a technophobe then anything remotely complex will scare ya - like anything to do with science terrifies me!!!
Hypothalamus... *shudder*

I find it dead easy to use and believe me I'm a total virgin :shock: :shock: :shock: when it comes to doing stuff like that :thumbup:

13 Oct 2005

I would like four votes please.
Now do I vote for who should win or who I am most likely to meet next to use it as a brownie point with them.
Where's Mrs NWC's rear confused

: I put her forward as a contender.
Regards
Harry Jones

13 Oct 2005

Can I flounce because I'm not in there? evil

13 Oct 2005

My bum ain't in there either sad

but i doubt if i would have a chance winning anyway with all them lovely bums about lol

I honestly couldn't pick, they all look realy nice and besides i would need to bite each one first before i could judge :lol:

13 Oct 2005

Sharon give me ur ass and it shall be entered!
...
I meant give me a pic of your ass!!!
........
And i meant entered into the competition!!!!
Oopsie-Daisy!!
If anyone wants to enter either post the pic in this thread or send me it through PM!
I do agree though - how the hell you can choose i have no idea but choose you must!!!! lol

XxX

13 Oct 2005

Quote by sharon_2005
My bum ain't in there either but i doubt if i would have a chance winning anyway with all them lovely bums about
I honestly couldn't pick, they all look realy nice and besides i would need to bite each one first before i could judge :lol:

Bite away hunny. :lol:

That was supposed to be a pm. Sorry. rolleyes

13 Oct 2005

Well, because it wasn't a PM you now find yourself as a candidate for Rear of the Year!
Good luck! lol

13 Oct 2005

Quote by 3someinpreston
Sharon give me ur ass and it shall be entered!
...
I meant give me a pic of your ass!!!
........
And i meant entered into the competition!!!!
Oopsie-Daisy!!
If anyone wants to enter either post the pic in this thread or send me it through PM!
I do agree though - how the hell you can choose i have no idea but choose you must!!!!
XxX

hehehe i don't mind giving you my ass...pic :lol:
If you click my www you will see a few pics in the naughty pics... take your pic, not great to look at from any angle realy sad

:lol:

13 Oct 2005

Quote by sharon_2005
Sharon give me ur ass and it shall be entered!
...
I meant give me a pic of your ass!!!
........
And i meant entered into the competition!!!!
Oopsie-Daisy!!
If anyone wants to enter either post the pic in this thread or send me it through PM!
I do agree though - how the hell you can choose i have no idea but choose you must!!!!
XxX

hehehe i don't mind giving you my ass...pic :lol:
If you click my www you will see a few pics in the naughty pics... take your pic, not great to look at from any angle realy sad

:lol:
Sweet... Jesus!!!
I was like a kid in a sweet shop then!!
I chose your bum pic and i'm just left imagining what could possibly be in the "members" pics!
I'd apologise for using the Lords name in vain but... i'm not!!!
I mean... Jesus!!!! :shock:

13 Oct 2005

Quote by 3someinpreston
Sharon give me ur ass and it shall be entered!
...
I meant give me a pic of your ass!!!
........
And i meant entered into the competition!!!!
Oopsie-Daisy!!
If anyone wants to enter either post the pic in this thread or send me it through PM!
I do agree though - how the hell you can choose i have no idea but choose you must!!!!
XxX

hehehe i don't mind giving you my ass...pic :lol:
If you click my www you will see a few pics in the naughty pics... take your pic, not great to look at from any angle realy sad

:lol:
Sweet... Jesus!!!
I was like a kid in a sweet shop then!!
I chose your bum pic and i'm just left imagining what could possibly be in the "members" pics!
I'd apologise for using the Lords name in vain but... i'm not!!!
I mean... Jesus!!!! :shock:
:lol: well all i will say about the members section is its interesting what you can do with a banana and a vibe at once amongst other things :lol:
Honestly though, he had to make a members section only though, i have a big family :lol:

14 Oct 2005

Ooooh, a rear of the year award. Yeeeehaaaaa!!!!
Right, well, my first vote has to go to Sappho!! :inlove: Yeah, yeah. I know. "How predictable," you're all saying rolleyes

. The fact is, she just has the most delectable bottom. It's one of those that you just HAVE to touch!! :twisted: :twisted: A picture of it, clad in skin tight denim, comes up on my 'phone every time she calls me. Inevitably, it's not the only thing that comes up! Sorry! redface

ops:
Other SH bums that I have come to know and love.....................
Mrs FC - come along now, let's have a pic. :happy:
Kit - WONDERFUL!! (by the way, it's a long time since I had a decent slap from Kit sad

)
Ockysweeties - yes I know I have mentioned them before, but you have to admit that she has a lovely bum :twisted:
Of the pictures that were listed in the opening post, then it has to be Lady FeeBee. All I can say is, "My dear lady, I had no idea!!" :twisted: .....The only other comment to be made is....
"You lucky bugger, Laird!"
Will
I should probably call it a night now - this nocturnal existence is doing me no good at all :roll:

14 Oct 2005

Quote by willxx69
Ooooh, a rear of the year award. Yeeeehaaaaa!!!!
Right, well, my first vote has to go to Sappho!! :inlove: Yeah, yeah. I know. "How predictable," you're all saying . The fact is, she just has the most delectable bottom. It's one of those that you just HAVE to touch!! :twisted: :twisted: A picture of it, clad in skin tight denim, comes up on my 'phone every time she calls me. Inevitably, it's not the only thing that comes up! Sorry! ops:
Other SH bums that I have come to know and love.....................
Mrs FC - come along now, let's have a pic. :happy:
Kit - WONDERFUL!! (by the way, it's a long time since I had a decent slap from Kit )
Ockysweeties - yes I know I have mentioned them before, but you have to admit that she has a lovely bum :twisted:
Of the pictures that were listed in the opening post, then it has to be Lady FeeBee. All I can say is, "My dear lady, I had no idea!!" :twisted: .....The only other comment to be made is....
"You lucky bugger, Laird!"
Will
I should probably call it a night now - this nocturnal existence is doing me no good at all :roll:

Your suggestion of Ockysweeties has been noted, agreed upon and added! wink

The others have current avatars that, well, aren't bums so i cannot throw them up yet! If they post a pic then they certainly shall! biggrin

T & L xxx

14 Oct 2005

WHAT A CRACKING good topic,love the thread,just another good reason to show the best bums around,as if we need an excuse,can't wait to see more contenders,we all have our fav's but who cares wins,just show more of those beauty's mwah xxxxxxx

14 Oct 2005

Quote by cappy
WHAT A CRACKING good topic,love the thread,just another good reason to show the best bums around,as if we need an excuse,can't wait to see more contenders,we all have our fav's but who cares wins,just show more of those beauty's mwah xxxxxxx

That's the spirit! wink

14 Oct 2005

Right... couldn't resist...
Don't laugh but...

IT'S ME!!!
A late entry! lol wink

14 Oct 2005

well here is my ass.. it was taken just under a year ago,

Jonathan

14 Oct 2005

mine has to go to
vicky_uk or hornyred for the females.....
for the male bums.....well i am going to be up my own arse (sorry the pun) and say mine.
MikeC

14 Oct 2005

Quote by 3someinpreston
Ello!
As a direct result of many hours ogling at the wondrous collection of fine asses by SteveG, i have decided to do it...
Thats right!
The Swinging Heaven Rear Of The Year Award!

The winner will have the dubious honour of being able to proclaim themselves to have the finest ass in all of Swingerdom.
Post your nominations here and when all decided, a poll will be made of the leading ladies (or guys) for your love of all things ass to be voted on.
Good luck!
T & L xxx
Entrants are able to apply up until 4pm Friday 14th of October.
After that date, the contenders will be split into a Male and Female category.
The winners of each category will be deemed to have the respective Male and Female Rear of the Year 2005/06 title.
In the event of a tie, both sets of lovely asses will recieve the honour of being bestowed winner.
Happy assing!
THE CONTENDERS:
EagerSlut - Nicely done sitting position with appealing red thong - very tastefully done!

Mal - A famous ass in the SH community - the two cheeks of valour that inspire all those that see!

SteveG - A classical approach to baring ones ass - tight, firm and combines well with the well-dressed upper half!

Debbiewebs - A hint of black thong and a curvaceous masterpiece of an ass make this a strong contender!

lynnmarie68uk - A cheekily placed tattoo, firm rounded cheeks and a classically simple black thong - tres bien!

debz4u - Controversial in the fact that this entrance is thongless! But a classy set of stockings and lovely bedspread may win the hearts of the disconcerted!

Sarah - Side on and sexy - Sarah's Butterfly tattoo adds a dimension of originality to a beautifully curvy backside!

LadyFeeBee - Artistic, moody and darkly sexy! The lighting makes you strain and beg to see more of this booty!

Kazswallows - Cheekily disguised cheeks with a tights and white thong for company - a pose that invites you to come closer and bend her over further... if you dare!

Mrs. 3someinpreston! - a big ol' J-Lo bum compliments a frilly black number to entice all lovers of curves everywhere!

mattmoleman - Naturally firm, dark and biteable are all qualities that can be applied to this tasty offering!

sharon_2005 - A symmetrical up-close beauty with a perfectly disguised which you wish was 3D! Immense effort!

tabbi - A mighty tattoo of a rose make this rear-end beauty especially unique!

ockysweeties - A casual and revealing summery approach to ass-baring; promising a nice treat behind a thin veil of white cloth!

Mr. 3someinpreston! - Dropped denim and a strange angled pose make this a "pouting" posterior!

here's a cheeky of me I had, so might aswell enter it in ,

it was took this year but the date on the camra was wrong

14 Oct 2005

Blimey
I’m in a competition for rear of the year………….
Are we going to have a parade on a catwalk or something similar
Are we allowed to ‘bribe’ other members to cast their votes for us?
(if so can I just remind other members your invitation to the Nottingham Munch depends on voting for me. Hehehehhe) lol

14 Oct 2005

hopefully my arse will be online this afternoon sometime.....
so then thats my vote if we can vote for yourself......
sarah my vote is not confirmed hun......... i might need to double check ur bum before i make my final descion....
MikeC

14 Oct 2005

Done done and done! lol

Remember people you only have until 4pm today to give your pic in so i can enter you in the ass... competition! wink

I'll do a few new threads with polls for over the weekend (i'm going home to Liverdepool for weekend - free food!!! biggrin

)
The winner will be the leaders on Monday!
Just a reminder... just under 5 hours to go guys and gals - get flashing those bottoms!

14 Oct 2005

its quite a good thought - do you vote for the best bum or the one you are most likely to bump into next!!??
Taking that into consideration would like to go 3 ways sarah's and 3suminpreston have fantastic bums and debbiewebs also does it for me.

14 Oct 2005

Eeeeer too many hairy arses!!!! and the mens arent that better either lol

a quick

B4 I get a smackbottom

Mr goodtimez

14 Oct 2005

Eeeeer too many hairy arses!!!! and the mens arent that better either lol

a quick

B4 I get a smackbottom

Mr goodtimez

14 Oct 2005

Quote by TallSexyLondon
like to go 3 ways sarah's.

Note to all
I only do 3somes, :P not 3ways!!!!! lol

Goodtimez you echoing again.............. :lol: you only need press the button once, unless it is hard :P

14 Oct 2005

Sorry sarah lol

:lol:
Just get a bit giddy now and then :lol: :lol:
I wont do it again (well i'll try not to)
Mr goodtimez

14 Oct 2005

Are we allowed to â€˜bribeâ€™ other members to cast their votes for us?
Bribe away Sarah I'm here and ready to carefully consider your offer biggrin

I ought to enter mine, I might even find someone fancies me, I knew I should have done one last night, my neighbour across the road might spot me if I do it now and she knows my best mates sister (plenty of room for embarassment there folks)
Regards
Harry Jones
PS Though Maggie has now joined the competition so I can I increase my earlier request for four votes to five confused

:

14 Oct 2005

Quote by 3someinpreston
Ello!
As a direct result of many hours ogling at the wondrous collection of fine asses by SteveG, i have decided to do it...
Thats right!
The Swinging Heaven Rear Of The Year Award!

The winner will have the dubious honour of being able to proclaim themselves to have the finest ass in all of Swingerdom.
Post your nominations here and when all decided, a poll will be made of the leading ladies (or guys) for your love of all things ass to be voted on.
Good luck!
T & L xxx
Entrants are able to apply up until 4pm Friday 14th of October.
After that date, the contenders will be split into a Male and Female category.
The winners of each category will be deemed to have the respective Male and Female Rear of the Year 2005/06 title.
In the event of a tie, both sets of lovely asses will recieve the honour of being bestowed winner.
Happy assing!
THE CONTENDERS:
EagerSlut - Nicely done sitting position with appealing red thong - very tastefully done!

Mal - A famous ass in the SH community - the two cheeks of valour that inspire all those that see!

SteveG - A classical approach to baring ones ass - tight, firm and combines well with the well-dressed upper half!

Debbiewebs - A hint of black thong and a curvaceous masterpiece of an ass make this a strong contender!

lynnmarie68uk - A cheekily placed tattoo, firm rounded cheeks and a classically simple black thong - tres bien!

debz4u - Controversial in the fact that this entrance is thongless! But a classy set of stockings and lovely bedspread may win the hearts of the disconcerted!

Sarah - Side on and sexy - Sarah's Butterfly tattoo adds a dimension of originality to a beautifully curvy backside!

LadyFeeBee - Artistic, moody and darkly sexy! The lighting makes you strain and beg to see more of this booty!

Kazswallows - Cheekily disguised cheeks with a tights and white thong for company - a pose that invites you to come closer and bend her over further... if you dare!

Mrs. 3someinpreston! - a big ol' J-Lo bum compliments a frilly black number to entice all lovers of curves everywhere!

mattmoleman - Naturally firm, dark and biteable are all qualities that can be applied to this tasty offering!

sharon_2005 - A symmetrical up-close beauty with a perfectly disguised which you wish was 3D! Immense effort!

tabbi - A mighty tattoo of a rose make this rear-end beauty especially unique!

ockysweeties - A casual and revealing summery approach to ass-baring; promising a nice treat behind a thin veil of white cloth!

Mr. 3someinpreston! - Dropped denim and a strange angled pose make this a "pouting" posterior!

scooter99 - A straightforward, in your face, "come and grab hold of this baby", firm juicy ass. 'Nuff said!

jonathan - Smooth as a babys, well, bum - nice curves and well posed!

PoohBear - Classic black thong, extenuating the features of this remarkable arse - if only the thong was not there actually!

Mal #2 - Theres a one entry rule but.. the stockings! The basque! The Rocky Horrorness! It's Mal Number Deux!

Lindaxxx - Seductively leaning forward, with kinky hotpants - a pose that is practically screaming "You know what position I like - come and do it!"

can i get in this comp as well, had mine showing here for a while its far better view than my face

14 Oct 2005

what about me? redface