shag me.......arm esi

30 Apr 2004

i wanu av a shag rite, so r fort ard beta git on ear an rite sumink. cam on gels gis a shag? lol

I ent nufink speshel lik.......but me dik drags on de grand wen r warks init.. narta mene. :P
Jokes aside.......I am new in here and after much debate, at last got my lovely wife to agree to advertise.
Well I am staggered by what has ensued. I think 1% of respondents has actually read the ad' and fewer still have met our criteria.
Astounding! .......little wonder the moderators and folks who run this site have such a hard job...
you guys do a great job and have my admiration for dealing with these asses with such diplomacy and aplomb. I admire your ethics in keeping this site free of subscription. In your shoes.....I dont think I could.
long may you reign..............

30 Apr 2004

oops.....

just realised ....perhaps I should have placed this in the cafe......sorry guys.

30 Apr 2004

So, I suppose you want to beam over there?
T'is done wink

30 Apr 2004

Even the best of us need mods it seems! :doh: rotflmao

Thanks for the support - and welcome to the world of adverts and illiterates!
Fred

30 Apr 2004

Could we have a translation please. I managed to work out about 85% of it.
Ta muchly like.

30 Apr 2004

Quote by Jeff_has_horn
i wanu av a shag rite, so r fort ard beta git on ear an rite sumink. cam on gels gis a shag?
I ent nufink speshel lik.......but me dik drags on de grand wen r warks init.. narta mene. :P
...

When I read this my first thought was that I should suggest to Kat that he opens a Twat zone for idiots.... but then I read the disclaimer... managed to understand most of it ... but I just missed out on ITA alphabet at school.... I was before it...
or is this ( dis) meant to be as like what that twat in the yellow tracksuit with an apology for a beard sounds like... him wiv da bitch? and the liking for Bling!!!
( am I getting close?)
mirth

30 Apr 2004

John
I take it you're not from these parts then?

i wanu av a shag rite, so r fort ard beta git on ear an rite sumink. cam on gels gis a shag?
I ent nufink speshel lik.......but me dik drags on de grand wen r warks init.. narta mene.

Translation for those at altitude.
I want to have a shag right, so I thought I had better get on here and write something. Come on girls give us a shag?
or in English.......
I would very much like to meet a lady for a sexual liaison. So I thought it appropriate to compose something to attract such attention. Any ladies here of a like mind?
Modesty almost prohibits me from declaring a most adequate appendage.
Ladies......your carriage awaits........wiv mar dik caws.
I am nothing special like.......but my dick drags on the ground when I walk doesn't it.......know what I mean.

30 Apr 2004

And we pay taxes to fund education in this country. I think they're wasting our money.

30 Apr 2004

JQL said: Could we have a translation please. I managed to work out about 85% of it.
Ta muchly like.
I believe it translates as:
i wanu av a shag rite,
I would like to engage in sexual intercourse
so r fort ard beta git on ear
So I surmised that I had better visit this website
an rite sumink.
And express myself through the power of the written word
cam on gels gis a shag?
So come along ladies, give me that which I most fervently seek
I ent nufink speshel lik
I am not nothing special (thereby implying I am of course through the use of a double negative, skillfully inserted to imply I am a 'bit of rough'),
.......but me dik drags on de grand wen r warks init
But a certain appendage trails along the ground when I take my morning constitutional
.. narta mene.
I trust you fully understand the implications of that statement

30 Apr 2004

AD 1956
Most eloquently put sir!

30 Apr 2004

AD1956 your'e a gem lolol!!
Love it, very funny lol biggrin

PJ x