right first off...ive just been caught by my wifes best mate shaving my down below areas completely bald,when i came back downstairs all was fine as if nothing had happened,then i received a text message fromher on me phone saying that it was the horniest thing shed seen in a long time and can she meet me,thats the dilema what do i do?
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Sex God
Quote by cu3b4ll
OH COME ON! YOU'RE A SWINGER!
Tell the wife and get her friend round PDQ :giggle:
What he said
Quote by seemorbutzHow exactly did you get caught shaving your tackle
right first off...ive just been caught by my wifes best mate shaving my down below areas completely bald,when i came back downstairs all was fine as if nothing had happened,then i received a text message fromher on me phone saying that it was the horniest thing shed seen in a long time and can she meet me,thats the dilema what do i do?
Don't you have a door on your bathroom
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Don't you have a door on your bathroom
You can come in here with ya posh ways :shock: bloody doors on bath rooms indeed, ya'd be lucky if you came on a day we had running water if you came to visit this neck of the woods
FFS doors on bath rooms what next boxes in the corner of the lounge with magic pictures on them, it'll never happen
:? :lol: 
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she don't sound much of a best m8 to your wife if shes texting you asking for a meet, i assum she didn't send a text to your wife too?
actually tho whole thing sounds a bit fishy to me
What she said.
My first response though would have been to say to think yourself lucky that you have such engaging dreams. I suggest also the next time you take a trip to fantasy island you take your partner along wearing an invisible bikini.
De_sade
:rotflmao: i like you cause you always post things that i'm thinking but to polite to say
i actually find the thought of our mines thinking so alike scary at times :shock:
Sex God
Quote by seemorbutz
she walked in on me and yes id forgotten to lock the bathroom door,fantasy land indeed!!!! g.f.y,ive had another 3 texts off her today and i havnt replied to her,dont think the wife knows thank fuck,questions is do i meet her best mate or not
Think the actual question is - do you cheat on your wife or not? Personal opinion on the rights/wrongs of this aside ... the answer would be something like, do what you feel comfortable with - if you did it and got away with it, would you feel ok about it or would guilt hit you? Then say you got away with it but you wife one day finds out - what would that do to her and does that matter?
I'm assuming from the context of this that either you and your wife are not swingers otherwise you'd be speaking to her about it ... or ... you "swing" but your wife doesn't know.
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she walked in on me and yes id forgotten to lock the bathroom door,fantasy land indeed!!!! g.f.y,ive had another 3 texts off her today and i havnt replied to her,dont think the wife knows thank fuck,questions is do i meet her best mate or not
As I said before, ask your wife if she'd like you to meet her. If she agrees it's a good idea then go for it.
Sex God
Quote by dambuster
depends - which one is the better cook ?
btw - what's g.f.y ?
Go fuck yourself ??? Not sure but it's the only thing that seems to fit ... could be a typo in there and I could be wrong of course.
Quote by de_sade
Did seemorbutz ever finish his shaving? Will he ever fit a lock on the bathroom door? Was the lady in question deaf as a post or was he wet shaving? Or did she think he was sitting on the edge of the sink fucking himself up the arse with a vibrator - hence the buzzing sound?
Did his wife ever find out? Did he have the bottle to tell her? How many other texts did he get? Did he ever actually get to..........................................
:laughabove:
Next week on Soap!
Master of Sex
Quote by seemorbutz
wife knows i meet women for sex,but her best mate is abit to close i think,and know i didnt have crabs
1) You have a wife, iv never seen the point of a bloke swinger.. alone.. isn't that just cheating??????? ( just my personal opinion but each to their own)
2) Dont do it, not fair on either of them.
3) Cant you get them both pissed and pretend it was their idea???
Orgasminator
Quote by cu3b4ll
OH COME ON! YOU'RE A SWINGER!
Tell the wife and get her friend round PDQ :giggle:
LMFAO !!
You obviously need to discuss this with your wife first, could turn into something very good, If she is unprepared it could turn into something very nasty reminds me of when i shagged my ex wifes best mate..... divorce...solicitors......CSA need i go on ! :shock:
Sex God
Quote by cu3b4ll
Did seemorbutz ever finish his shaving? Will he ever fit a lock on the bathroom door? Was the lady in question deaf as a post or was he wet shaving? Or did she think he was sitting on the edge of the sink fucking himself up the arse with a vibrator - hence the buzzing sound?
Did his wife ever find out? Did he have the bottle to tell her? How many other texts did he get? Did he ever actually get to..........................................
:laughabove:
Next week on Soap!
:lol: :lol: I remember that too......Confused? You will be!!!
Er...is this thread serious??? Or should I say the person who started it? Im not the brightest button in the box but I have to wonder.
Sex God
Quote by seemorbutzdont think we here can make that choice for you , so dont really know why your asking .
questions is do i meet her best mate or not
know i didnt have crabs im worried about how it would effect there friendshipwell do the crabs know each other
u need to be mad to shag your wifes friend, behind her back....
surely you know that things like that arent acceptable...... and they all end in tears...
i have a sugestion... wank like crazy whilst fantasising about it... less messy and might last a little longer than the real thing...
get a grip and have some respect for your missus.... the friend sounds a snake....
:twisted:
surely you know that things like that arent acceptable...... and they all end in tears...
i have a sugestion... wank like crazy whilst fantasising about it... less messy and might last a little longer than the real thing...
get a grip and have some respect for your missus.... the friend sounds a snake....
:twisted:
Casanova
Quote by J3diMast3r
depends - which one is the better cook ?
btw - what's g.f.y ?
Go fuck yourself ??? Not sure but it's the only thing that seems to fit ... could be a typo in there and I could be wrong of course.
Blimey, i go away for a while and come back to all this vulgar language!!
