Shock someone today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

16 Nov 2005

My office colleague and I are so bored that we are having a day where we are trying to say things that will shock each other.
I've just asked him if he wants a hand job. That shocked him!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hehehehehehehe. He said no btw.... well, he kind of did, he kinda choked tbh lol

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Try shocking someone today, it's great fun :grin:
:smug:

16 Nov 2005

Quote by bluexxx
My office colleague and I are so bored that we are having a day where we are trying to say things that will shock each other.
I've just asked him if he wants a hand job. That shocked him!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hehehehehehehe. He said no btw.... well, he kind of did, he kinda choked tbh :lol: :lol: :lol:
Try shocking someone today, it's great fun :grin:
:smug:

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Brill Bluexxx

16 Nov 2005

hummm i think i may try asking my nippers teacher if she fancies a shag :thumbup:
thanx for the idea bluexx will let you know how it goes

16 Nov 2005

tell him the boss just called and your to have the rest of the day off! Oh, and a pay rise, oh and free hand jobs hehehe

16 Nov 2005

Quote by bluexxx
My office colleague and I are so bored that we are having a day where we are trying to say things that will shock each other.
I've just asked him if he wants a hand job. That shocked him!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hehehehehehehe. He said no btw.... well, he kind of did, he kinda choked tbh :lol: :lol: :lol:
Try shocking someone today, it's great fun :grin:
:smug:

You had better watch it Blue .. he may take you up on your offer :twisted:
DD

16 Nov 2005

Quote by bluexxx
My office colleague and I are so bored that we are having a day where we are trying to say things that will shock each other.
I've just asked him if he wants a hand job. That shocked him!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hehehehehehehe. He said no btw.... well, he kind of did, he kinda choked tbh :lol: :lol: :lol:
Try shocking someone today, it's great fun :grin:
:smug:

He said No !!!
Shocking :shock: :shock: :shock:

16 Nov 2005

Why settle at a hand job? ;)
I tried the old "I'm late" routine on Morbius but he kinda looked at me and moaned about PMS lasting longer banghead

Cx

16 Nov 2005

What a nutter said no, whats wrong with him wake up man.
Tony

16 Nov 2005

Quote by goodporking
tell him the boss just called and your to have the rest of the day off! Oh, and a pay rise, oh and free hand jobs hehehe

I am having the rest of the day off..... well, I'm going home and no fucker is gonna stop me ....... hehehehehehehe...... he wouldn't be shocked about a pay rise, he would know I'm lying...........
Hand jobs etc.......... been there done that anyway, so obviously that why he said no............. hehehehehehehehehehe
<JOKE>
hehehehehehehehe
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Has anyone else tried shock day yet????

16 Nov 2005

Quote by Calista
I tried the old "I'm late" routine on Morbius but he kinda looked at me and moaned about PMS lasting longer

hehehehehehehehe..... Well my colleague asked me if I am preggers, as a shock attempt............. no shock reaction from me, he's really bad at this game........ I'm planning my next move :happy:

16 Nov 2005

Just started a rumour around the office that the guy on the desk next to me has a small knob - he is not amused!!...and he is about 6ft8.

16 Nov 2005

Hehehehehehehehe, my colleague has just drawn a smiley face on the bottom of my foot with marker pens. I am very ticklish and my screams have certainly shocked the woman in the office across from us. She is definately going to start some rumours now :giggle:

16 Nov 2005

I've just told someone who works for me that she'd make a great lesbian but have refused to tell her why, saying she needs to come to terms with it in her own time - she's shocked and looking confused! lol

(she'd be the worlds worst lesbian, she freaks out every time I mention how much I fancy Angelina Jolie)
I like this game - I don't have to tell her it's a game right? :twisted:

16 Nov 2005

Quote by Serendipity
I like this game - I don't have to tell her it's a game right? :twisted:

Absolutely not! rotflmao

16 Nov 2005

I can hear her asking the other girls in the office if they think she's gay now!!! (she sounds quite miffed) :giggle:

16 Nov 2005

Morbius just shocked me :shock: apparently his underpants don't fit properly and so he has LBS (loose bollock syndrome) :shock: the hand actions he used as he demonstrated the problem added to the effect :shock: Morbius has larger than average sized bollocks :twisted:
Told him I was going to post on here and he said FFS aren't conversations between married people sacred any more? to which I said no! :giggle:
So I want to give everyone the image of a man walking round with coconuts between his legs and suggest that he adopts the nickname "coconut bollock man" (TM Calista) from now on smile

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C x in serious trouble from now on as he's gone to fetch the kids :giggle:

16 Nov 2005

Ever played the game where you and a friend are in a lift together and a random stranger walks in. You make up some bizzare conversation about being spies or escaped convicts keeping it really cryptic! Occasionally dropping in hints about hidden bodies or drugs.
Very funny watching them flee the lift at speed. Got the idea from an old frasier episode.

16 Nov 2005

Quote by Calista
So I want to give everyone the image of a man walking round with coconuts between his legs and suggest that he adopts the nickname "coconut bollock man" (TM Calista) from now on

Do they make a clacking noise? :twisted:

16 Nov 2005

lets shock someone day???
jesus i have the girlfriends mum coming up later lol
could i shock her or not???
lol scotsguy79 x

16 Nov 2005

Quote by Serendipity
So I want to give everyone the image of a man walking round with coconuts between his legs and suggest that he adopts the nickname "coconut bollock man" (TM Calista) from now on

Do they make a clacking noise? :twisted:
Only when I'm really into rough sex :twisted: will listen harder in future lol

C x

16 Nov 2005

Quote by Calista
So I want to give everyone the image of a man walking round with coconuts between his legs and suggest that he adopts the nickname "coconut bollock man" (TM Calista) from now on

Do they make a clacking noise? :twisted:
Only when I'm really into rough sex :twisted: will listen harder in future lol

C x
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I'm thinking back to singing Little Donkey at school christmas concerts and making the clip clop noise with two coconut halves - now all I can equate it with is Morbius and his baggy pants and gigantic balls!
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