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What should Roger do with his face?

Grow a moustache 0%
Grow a huge beard 0%
Keep it clean-shaven 0%
Grow a goatee 0%
Launch a thousand ships 0%
Plastic surgery 0%
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That pubic hair thread has got me thinking... I've been pondering changing my look, because I don't feel good about the way I look right now. Now, one possibility would be facial hair... what do you think?
This is what I look like now: (14 hours since I last shaved...)

I was thinking maybe a moustache or something... maybe even a full beard? Or does anyone have any other suggestions? I'd be interested to hear what people think, because I'm at a bit of a loss what to do...
(What I really want to do is make my neck a bit shorter and my wrists a bit thicker... if anyone knows any good neck-shortening or wrist-thickening tips, I'll be your friend forever. smile )
clean shaven please, so much nicer on delicate thighs and other parts
Well that's my opinion
Well I've cast my vote and apparently made it level pegging :shock: :shock:
I do love a goatee beard though cool 8-)
70's pornstar moustache rolleyes
Or perhaps a Dali style one.
Quote by Lil_Bunny
clean shaven please, so much nicer on delicate thighs and other parts
Well that's my opinion

Lil_Bunny, I'm really quite fascinated by that nipple of yours redface
Nice chin lol
Keep it clean shaven cool
Dawn :silly:
Quote by sussexguy
Or perhaps a Dali style one.

Nah, I'd forever be getting it caught in things. Car doors, waste disposal units... my flies...
wink
Quote by roger743
That pubic hair thread has got me thinking... I've been pondering changing my look, because I don't feel good about the way I look right now. Now, once possibility would be facial hair... what do you think?
This is what I look like now: (14 hours since I last shaved...)

I was thinking maybe a moustache or something... maybe even a full beard? Or does anyone have any other suggestions? I'd be interested to hear what people think, because I'm at a bit of a loss what to do...
(What I really want to do is make my neck a bit shorter and my wrists a bit thicker... if anyone knows any good neck-shortening or wrist-thickening tips, I'll be your friend forever. smile )

I think you're old enough to make up your own mind ... but I voted for the funniest ... grow a HUGE beard !!! :lol2:
Moustaches are generally bad unless you're trying to make an ironic statement. They will either make you look like a gay clone or a man who regularly beats up his wife. (this only applies to men under 40 with a moustache).
Generally, in my experience, if you grow a beard men will say "hey, nice beard" and women will say "Ughhh... what is that??!"
And just to illustrate it, here I am with no beard, goatee and full beard.
Quote by J3diMast3r
but I voted for the funniest ... grow a HUGE beard !!! :lol2:

Well (surprise surprise) I voted for huge beard, too. I neglect, however, to see the humour that J3diMast3r detects in this option.
:P biggrin
No no, Greg, this is a "full beard":

~Reese! surprised
P.S. Btw, Roger, I voted that you stay clean-shaven (hypocrite that I am).
Full beard...
something about a full softened beard that drives women crazy.....
tickling of thighs and clit!!!!
don't knock it till you have tried it...
mods blocked addie....
Quote by GregLondon
Moustaches are generally bad unless you're trying to make an ironic statement. They will either make you look like a gay clone or a man who regularly beats up his wife. (this only applies to men under 40 with a moustache).
Generally, in my experience, if you grow a beard men will say "hey, nice beard" and women will say "Ughhh... what is that??!"
And just to illustrate it, here I am with no beard, goatee and full beard.

Hmmmm I like you with a goatee, actually, so i voted for Roger to have one too!
Roger, ............. biggrin see if you can get to a munch sometime and let the vote begin... :D
Roger in my opinion keep in clean there is something nice about a goatee and tickling parts that others cannot reach biggrin
Quote by Clare_Lincs
But there is something nice about a goatee and tickling parts that others cannot reach biggrin

Don't worry Clare; even if I don't grow a goatee, I can just stop trimming my nasal hair and it'll achieve the same effect. :lickface:
Quote by roger743
But there is something nice about a goatee and tickling parts that others cannot reach biggrin

Don't worry Clare; even if I don't grow a goatee, I can just stop trimming my nasal hair and it'll achieve the same effect. :lickface:
Ooh what a turn on bolt
Rog, mrs Fox says she prefers clean shaven (think she means socially as she does sometimes give me THAT look if its bedtime and there are a few bristles emerging on my chin :giveup: )
For what its worth I prefer a man with a beard in the hour of need. Somehow you can be sure that a man with a beard really knows his stuff in his chosen field whether he be a doctor, surgeon.....or anyone really who is offering help.
Although Greg London is obviously a very busy man maybe he could take the picture of your chin and kindly construct a few scenarios to help you decide? dunno
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Although Greg London is obviously a very busy man maybe he could take the picture of your chin and kindly construct a few scenarios to help you decide? dunno

Indeed! When I was but in my late teens (early-'80s), I, too, employed sophisticated computer modeling techniques to determine my own facial suitability for a beard...and here's what I'd come up with all those years ago:

Convinced me, eh?! :P
~Reese! surprised
Bald head, big beard, "TALIBAN" hat thats the way to go IMO

Unfortunately at the time of this photo my "TALI" hat was missing in action. It has since been found by my lovely partner and was immeadiately put in the charity box!!!!!!!!
where was the i dont give a fu## option on your poll i would of chose that one
Quote by HORNYLONDON123
where was the i dont give a fu## option on your poll i would of chose that one

Aww, c'mon now...this is a serious and potentially life-changing issue, and Roger's requested our thoughtful assistance. Remember, a beard isn't just for Christmas! :P
~Reese! surprised
just my view thats all maybe i,ll start a few polls myself
(1) should i eat
(2) should i go to work today
ect ect ......................... smile
Quote by Reese
Although Greg London is obviously a very busy man maybe he could take the picture of your chin and kindly construct a few scenarios to help you decide? dunno

Indeed! When I was but in my late teens (early-'80s), I, too, employed sophisticated computer modeling techniques to determine my own facial suitability for a beard...and here's what I'd come up with all those years ago:

Convinced me, eh?! :P
~Reese! surprised
Reece how prophetic! Though it looks more like a still from a late 60s top of the pops (only jokin, we also were teens in the early 80s)
Here you go. I used all my photoshop skills to make you look like the man from the Pringles packets.
Quote by GregLondon
Here you go. I used all my photoshop skills to make you look like the man from the Pringles packets.

:laughabove:
Brilliant! That's your best one yet, mate! rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by GregLondon
Here you go. I used all my photoshop skills to make you look like the man from the Pringles packets.

We have a winner. lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by HORNYLONDON123
maybe i,ll start a few polls myself
(1) should i eat
(2) should i go to work today
ect ect ......................... smile

Okay. I look forward to casting my vote...
This could be like one of those websites where there's a guy on a webcam and he does whatever you tell him... act like a pig! Neigh like a donkey! Mime eating a pizza! :)
Quote by Clare_Lincs

Whoa Clare, no need to rush off so fast to change into something more comfortable; it'll take a week or two before it's long enough... :twisted: