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This is just a very loose idea at the moment but what do you think of the following. I know the social side to the scene is very important and we have a lot of members here so maybe we could do something.
Do you think people would want to attend a big UK swinging festival organised by SH strictly for members?.
It would be in a secure outdoor location with proper security guards etc. And be a camp/festival kind of thing over a weekend.
Attractions would include a big marquee with music and entertainment. Sex shows, erotic dancers etc etc.
Jacuzzis and maybe a few funfair rides
Bouncy castles
Mud wrestling pits
Foam party
Hog roasts in the evenings etc
And secure play areas
And anything else we can come up with that would be fun!
Stalls and shops, indian massage, sexy stuff etc?
I would imagine around 1-2000 people could attend and the price would probably be around £40-50 per person to cover costs? but it certainly would not be one of the few quid events to go to due to the costs and attractions etc, it would not be organised to generate a profit just not a loss.
We would need to firstly find a suitable secure weekend venue and would probably need a lot of organisational help from the members to make it all happen.
Thoughts
Sounds a fantastic idea. Wish I had a venue to offer the use of. So long as it isn't next August Bank Holiday, we'd certainly be interested.
F'n'S xx
Im sure between our memmbers we could come up with all the shops, catering, entertainment, and a venue etc. Maybe take over a whole camp site somewhere with toilets etc already there? any ideas welcome.
Quote by Kaznkev
Wat a fab idea, we would love it
Fluff wat you got planned for the bank holiday? :twisted:

Moving house sad
From what I've heard, the various swing camps have been great fun. It sounds like this could be good event.
:thumbup:
I don't think you'd need to make tons of attractions or stalls. I think a lot of people would be OK making their own fun :grin:
Can you make it August bank holiday and if you could just call my parents and explain why I need to borrow their new tent before they have used it, that would be great :thumbup:
We think this would be a fantastic idea, it would be so nice to actualy meet some of the people from this site, get a few things sorted out :sparring: wink
Wellies and Tent ready.
Where and when..........?
lol :lol: :lol:
Sounds like a great idea, offering to help out if needed to arrange things.
But I don't do camping, having been dripped on last time I went, so put me down as a day tripper!!
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I don't think you'd need to make tons of attractions or stalls. I think a lot of people would be OK making their own fun :grin:
Can you make it August bank holiday and if you could just call my parents and explain why I need to borrow their new tent before they have used it, that would be great :thumbup:

and are they free to babysit that weekend
Oh yes, that would be very helpful
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
I don't think you'd need to make tons of attractions or stalls. I think a lot of people would be OK making their own fun :grin:
Can you make it August bank holiday and if you could just call my parents and explain why I need to borrow their new tent before they have used it, that would be great :thumbup:

and are they free to babysit that weekend
My parents are already booked to have the kids over the bank holiday ;)
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..................... and if you could just call my parents and explain why I need to borrow their new tent before they have used it, that would be great :thumbup:

Noooo. I'll do that.
brrrrrb brrrrb
Hello. Mr & Mrs Dawnie Senior?
Hi, you don't know me but I'm one of Dawnies friends ...... well at the moment, but after this calll.................... dunno confused Anyway, I'm calling to see if Dawnie can use your new tent please. That's right the really BIIIIIIIIG one.
Why?
Oh well she's planning to attend SchwingFest.
You've not heard of it? Oh OK, Well it's an outdoor event for swingers. See your daughter enjoys having sex with people other than Ian. Mainly men, but after a few sherbet lemons she'll shag anything that moves. 4 fuckin' hours I sat in that corner. :eeek: Not daring to twitch ..... sorry. redface I was suffering a flashback. The psychiatrist said that would happen when I went near triggering subjects. loon
Anyway she wants the tent to go and spend the weekend with a big group of other swingers ....... please stop referring to them as filthy perverts ..... and she needs it so she doesn't have to shag any (sorry my 'M' on this keyboard only works sometimes :giggle: )of them in the lashing rain that tends to go with August Bank holidays.
And speaking of lashing, does it have more than one room as I think she said she wanted to set up a separate area as a dungeon?
By the way, is the floor of the wipe-clean variety as I get a feeling there could be a lot of stain-producing fluids flying that weekend? Oh and the walls and probably the ceiling too ......
Hello?
Hello??????
I can't believe they hung up. Honestly. :dunno:
Right, now I've got planned what to say can I get the number please Dawnie? :giggle:
:thumbup: Thats a great idea, we would defo b there, like the name given 2 it
SHwingfest lol
If u need any help with anything just drop us a mail, we could do a stall if needed,
Hook a cock?
Throw the darts....get 3 in the same bed?
Hoop the boob?
im sure the members can come up with some great games.
Roll on the shwingfest i say :bounce: :bounce:
Coming to a tabloid near you soon.........
Nope.
Too ambitious. Won't work to sort of scale first mentioned.
There'll be plenty of interest for sure. Lots of names put on list, plenty of volunteers.
However, unless when 'opened up' for names, the attractions, site... 'entertainment' etc were confirmed, and the price, and then 'guaranteed', you could eventually be looking at lot of disappointed people. You wouldn't want people to pay thier fee with certain expectations, and find it all 'paired-down' at the last minute now would you?
At the very least, people who found themselves in an initial position of disapointment, but struggled on and made the best of it.
Would SH be looking to profit from this as a business?
Because we mustn't forget that yes indeed, smaller 'camps' have been organised and well attended throughout the country.. but no profit, no gain. Them's the rulz, at least when organised openly through the public fora.
Jewlnmart, good point about the Investigative Journalists interest.
We'll all be able to read of our antics in the gloriously subscribed Daily Wail, we'll be famous!
Huzzah!
lp
Happy to help you with this event in anyway we can. We have been organising camping socials for 3 years for the southcoast room and they are always a great laugh, next one is in April and is on the events page. As ours are normally around 60ish people finding a venue is quite easy, i would suggest trying to hire a whole campsite for the weekend where you will have shower blocks, toilets etc on site.
Going on previous experience it seems that most SH members are happy to help out if they can. Any idea's of where and when yet?
southwest7 x x
seriously?
lp
Quote by flower411
seriously?
lp

Why ?? What did ya think ?? lol
dunno innocent
lp
We'd be keen to come along if it happens.
Sounds like a damn fine sexy plan.
Matt+Clare
x
Quote by __random_orbit__
Would SH be looking to profit from this as a business?
Because we mustn't forget that yes indeed, smaller 'camps' have been organised and well attended throughout the country.. but no profit, no gain. Them's the rulz, at least when organised openly through the public fora.
lp

I was speaking to Monsieur MadMax this afternoon about this very thing, and stated he has no intention of running it as a for-profit event. I was doing my money-making, corporate-whore bit suggesting all sorts and he said that all monies would be ploughed into the event. Hope that puts your mind at rest. :thumbup:
Oh and just to say that, as his thread says, this is to gather opinions and see what interest, if any, there is. It's v. much in the planning stage at this stage.
I'm sure he and the rest of the team at SH Towers will be interested to hear everyone's thoughts.
Quote by flower411
Coming to a tabloid near you soon.........

With over a million members a threat to boycott any newspaper that tried to dish dirt would have to be taken seriously ........
Cynical git lol
I must admit to enjoying the idea but dubious as to how the security and privacy of upto 2000 swingers would be possible. Shit i would have to admit that if I saw the headlines in the Daily Bullshit and we all like a bit of bully i'd have to buy it However there are the adult only weekends at butlins aren't there? I never been but been told they can be a riot especially as they have all the facilities and entertainment already to ha
nd, Surely could a large social be arranged on here with a view to a block booking (discount possibly?) It would be fantastic to meet up that way I think too.
I feel like singing ...
Fill the bars with swingers a plenty,
falalalala lalala
Legs with stockings showing are many
falalalala lalala.....
Quote by Kaznkev
We think this would be a fantastic idea, it would be so nice to actualy meet some of the people from this site, get a few things sorted out :sparring: wink

ohhh will this mean ill get a chance to turn the lady? :twisted:
.......................off to google for cheap tents and strap ons..................
Oh I do hope so :wink:
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and we all like a bit of bully
falalalala lalala.....


lp
Quote by __random_orbit__
and we all like a bit of bully
falalalala lalala.....


lp
You calling me kitch and old fashioned Oh dweller of Londons quagmires?
Left a bit left a bit up a bit right a bit FIRE!
yes, the Myres of the Smoke are unhealthy... a trip to the country with ruddy-faced fresh-types would be lovely.
as for age...hmmm... you're getting closer to Golden Showers there with the "left a bit, right a bit" aren't you?
Not that I remember.
Shot!, sorry, Golden Shot!
lp
Quote by __random_orbit__
yes, the Myres of the Smoke are unhealthy... a trip to the country with ruddy-faced fresh-types would be lovely.
as for age...hmmm... you're getting closer to Golden Showers there with the "left a bit, right a bit" aren't you?
Not that I remember.
Shot!, sorry, Golden Shot!
lp

Oh, I remember burnie!
As a recent returnee to the site, I do feel rather cheeky voicing my interest, however I am interested.
I do event management as a large part of the day job, so : any help you need just yell.
i would be kinda interested in it but iv been camping on and off for approx 30 years (yes i am ancient) and wouldnt really want to camp again if at all possible !
i supose a big chalet type site would be to much to sort out sad
still i/we would be interested in attending smile
Quote by Kaznkev
..................... and if you could just call my parents and explain why I need to borrow their new tent before they have used it, that would be great :thumbup:

Noooo. I'll do that.
brrrrrb brrrrb
Hello. Mr & Mrs Dawnie Senior?
Hi, you don't know me but I'm one of Dawnies friends ...... well at the moment, but after this calll.................... dunno confused Anyway, I'm calling to see if Dawnie can use your new tent please. That's right the really BIIIIIIIIG one.
Why?
Oh well she's planning to attend SchwingFest.
You've not heard of it? Oh OK, Well it's an outdoor event for swingers. See your daughter enjoys having sex with people other than Ian. Mainly men, but after a few sherbet lemons she'll shag anything that moves. 4 fuckin' hours I sat in that corner. :eeek: Not daring to twitch ..... sorry. redface I was suffering a flashback. The psychiatrist said that would happen when I went near triggering subjects. loon
Anyway she wants the tent to go and spend the weekend with a big group of other swingers ....... please stop referring to them as filthy perverts ..... and she needs it so she doesn't have to shag any (sorry my 'M' on this keyboard only works sometimes :giggle: )of them in the lashing rain that tends to go with August Bank holidays.
And speaking of lashing, does it have more than one room as I think she said she wanted to set up a separate area as a dungeon?
By the way, is the floor of the wipe-clean variety as I get a feeling there could be a lot of stain-producing fluids flying that weekend? Oh and the walls and probably the ceiling too ......
Hello?
Hello??????
I can't believe they hung up. Honestly. :dunno:
Right, now I've got planned what to say can I get the number please Dawnie? :giggle:
ohhh i just spurted tea everywhere.......................pmsl!
Same here rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao::rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Easy I've already had to mention to my parents why I know you for other reasons later in the year. I'd rather stick with the story I have than use yours if you don't mind :dunno: