Quote by roger743
Being a single guy is kinda like suporting Tottenham.
O mi god Roger, I'm sorry. I didn't realise you were suffering from such an affliction or I wouldn't have been so hard on you.
Jezzay.
(Howay the lads!!!)
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Sick and tired of this Single men thing
Quote by roger743
I got angry about this thread and just hurt my leg trying to kick my way through a biscuit tin.
Scary. :scared:
Being a single guy is kinda like suporting Tottenham. You know that whatever happens, you'll always be overshadowed by your more fashionable coisons from across the road.
Yep, come on you Hammers :twisted:
Quote by Mark
I got angry about this thread and just hurt my leg trying to kick my way through a biscuit tin.
Ouch!
This is what happens when you run out of custard creams.
I'm not normally prone to violent outbursts so it's actually scared the bejeezus out of me.
Quote by Mark
I have to say that I'm sitting here making jokes about it, but if I was single I would definitely be pissed off by some of the generalised comments people sometimes make about single men.
Nah, ignore me. I'm in a mood, that's all. Everyone here is actually great towards single men (with the exception of a couple of fly-by-night posters) - which is a pity, because if some of you were being right unreasonable bastards I'd feel victimised and all would be well with the world. But you're all so damn reasonable; it's most frustrating! So I try to say nasty things about single women & couples and still nobody's putting the boot into single guys.
Quote by roger743
I got angry about this thread and just hurt my leg trying to kick my way through a biscuit tin.
Ouch!
This is what happens when you run out of custard creams.
I'm not normally prone to violent outbursts so it's actually scared the bejeezus out of me.
Quote by Mark
I have to say that I'm sitting here making jokes about it, but if I was single I would definitely be pissed off by some of the generalised comments people sometimes make about single men.
Nah, ignore me. I'm in a mood, that's all. Everyone here is actually great towards single men - which is a pity, because if some of you were being right unreasonable bastards I'd feel victimised and all would be well with the world. But you're all so damn reasonable; it's most frustrating! So I try to say nasty things about single women & couples and still nobody's putting the boot into single guys.
buttering them up wont work either :twisted:
Think its purely as simple as numbers. More single guys hit this site so there are likely to be more "complaints" about them. Not been using the forums much until recently, but have to say that couples and women are more "negative" about, quite rightly, the tossers who can not follow etiquette, than the "single girls" who just want you to view a "free" sex site. It is simply down to numbers. Unfortunate, but true.
Quote by Mark
I have to say that I'm sitting here making jokes about it, but if I was single I would definitely be pissed off by some of the generalised comments people sometimes make about single men.
Hang on a minute, I'm not single, but I still get pissed off by some of the generalised comments people sometimes make about single men.
i have to agree with you there Mark!1..not because i am trying to get into your pants as much as i would like! :twisted:
I love all men weather it be single or what!
must admit it is easer for women !
but i cannot answer why................. because i have switched me Brain off.....and i am drinking a very good french wine!......... but there must be a answer there some where
Right.
The single guy thing again.
Do we mean "single" as in not married or attached ?
Or "single" as in on their own when meeting others ?
They're not the same, in my opinion.
By far the greater amount of irritating "single" men at dogging sites are only single because their wife/gf is not with them. In fact, they tend to treat the couples as prey rather than people.
These are easy to spot, because they tend to leave early at night. Some even have baby seats still in the back, and the toys on the rear seat are a dead giveaway.
The single guy thing again.
Do we mean "single" as in not married or attached ?
Or "single" as in on their own when meeting others ?
They're not the same, in my opinion.
By far the greater amount of irritating "single" men at dogging sites are only single because their wife/gf is not with them. In fact, they tend to treat the couples as prey rather than people.
These are easy to spot, because they tend to leave early at night. Some even have baby seats still in the back, and the toys on the rear seat are a dead giveaway.
Sex God
Quote by roger743
I got angry about this thread and just hurt my leg trying to kick my way through a biscuit tin.
Ouch!
This is what happens when you run out of custard creams.
I'm not normally prone to violent outbursts so it's actually scared the bejeezus out of me.
Quote by Mark
I have to say that I'm sitting here making jokes about it, but if I was single I would definitely be pissed off by some of the generalised comments people sometimes make about single men.
Nah, ignore me. I'm in a mood, that's all. Everyone here is actually great towards single men (with the exception of a couple of fly-by-night posters) - which is a pity, because if some of you were being right unreasonable bastards I'd feel victimised and all would be well with the world. But you're all so damn reasonable; it's most frustrating! So I try to say nasty things about single women & couples and still nobody's putting the boot into single guys.
roger would it make you feel any better if I called you some nasty names simply for being a single guy until you've had a chance to go buy more custard creams?
Quote by jomu
Right.
The single guy thing again.
Do we mean "single" as in not married or attached ?
Or "single" as in on their own when meeting others ?
They're not the same, in my opinion.
By far the greater amount of irritating "single" men at dogging sites are only single because their wife/gf is not with them. In fact, they tend to treat the couples as prey rather than people.
These are easy to spot, because they tend to leave early at night. Some even have baby seats still in the back, and the toys on the rear seat are a dead giveaway.
hmmmmmmmmmm interesting point and nice try but the facts will probably say its bollox
Quote by jomu
Right.
The single guy thing again.
Do we mean "single" as in not married or attached ?
Or "single" as in on their own when meeting others ?
They're not the same, in my opinion.
By far the greater amount of irritating "single" men at dogging sites are only single because their wife/gf is not with them. In fact, they tend to treat the couples as prey rather than people.
These are easy to spot, because they tend to leave early at night. Some even have baby seats still in the back, and the toys on the rear seat are a dead giveaway.
OOps I think somebody just opened another can of them worm things!!
Quote by jomu
Right.
The single guy thing again.
Do we mean "single" as in not married or attached ?
Or "single" as in on their own when meeting others ?
They're not the same, in my opinion.
By far the greater amount of irritating "single" men at dogging sites are only single because their wife/gf is not with them. In fact, they tend to treat the couples as prey rather than people.
These are easy to spot, because they tend to leave early at night. Some even have baby seats still in the back, and the toys on the rear seat are a dead giveaway.
well good for you thats your opinion!
i couldent give a shit me self!.......... men are men and i lov emm what ever!
Quote by jomu
Right.
The single guy thing again.
Do we mean "single" as in not married or attached ?
Or "single" as in on their own when meeting others ?
They're not the same, in my opinion.
By far the greater amount of irritating "single" men at dogging sites are only single because their wife/gf is not with them. In fact, they tend to treat the couples as prey rather than people.
These are easy to spot, because they tend to leave early at night. Some even have baby seats still in the back, and the toys on the rear seat are a dead giveaway.
:notes: Keep this general and dont single out anyone :notes:
I tend to disagree with this...
As an expecting husband/father, a friend to many other couples with children I find this a load of RUBBISH. Just because my wife does not currently choose to attend (being preggers put the kobash on that) and may decide in the future to not attend any further :swingingchair: does not classify me or anyone else in my position as irritating "single" men. Additionally, if I have a baby carrier/seat/booster in my car with the possibility of toys as well - does this AUTOMATICALLY put me in a relationship? BOL-- LOCKS I used to carry my niece and nephew to the daycare/school everyday when I lived in the US, and YES I had a TWOseats, one for baby, one for 3yr old in my car WITH THE FECKING TOYS AND CRUMBS.Personally I think that it does not matter whether you are single or married man/woman, you can be a "tosser" irregardless of stature.
I leave you with this tidbit of knowledge:
There are approximately 12 women for every man on this earth. Now with a ratio like that can you explain WHYthere are approx 50-100 male ads to 1 female? It just goes to show that a great deal of men are not satisfied or comfortable with themselves and just have this macho gene that makes them want to go and MARKevery lightpost and woman they can. While I understand this, it does not excuse you from having some MANNERS and being polite. Even the mangiest street mongrel will go through the ritual of courtship for a piece of tail.
**steps off the soapbox**
Now which one of you ladies wants to be first for the tail sniffing ritual? :bounce:
Quote by roger743
Just a minute, that means heaven... will be filled with... single guys... and all the women will be unreachable in hell.?
Do you think hell might have a day-release programme?
:twisted:
:twisted: :lol: :twisted: F+*k me. seems like my 'career' prospects just got a heck of a lot better! Though I guess skating to work is out now. :twisted: :lol: :twisted: :lol: :twisted:hee he he
Jez, I was going to point out that 2 out of 21 is actually %, but "21" coulda beena typo and 1% is probably close enough if you're from Norfolk. And I didn't want to seem like an accountant (Really, I'm not).
FFS 3 pages on this topic ! LIGHTEN UP peeps.
If it walks like a twat; talks like a twat; and acts like one too, then doesn't matter what its age, race, sex, creed, colour, marital status or inside leg measurement - it's probably best just to give it a wide berth and get on with the much more serious business of having fun.
Lecture over. Off to buy marshmellows and asbestos underpants, as I can't find any in the Anne Summers catalogue....
Quote by CiscoCat6k
Right.
The single guy thing again.
Do we mean "single" as in not married or attached ?
Or "single" as in on their own when meeting others ?
They're not the same, in my opinion.
By far the greater amount of irritating "single" men at dogging sites are only single because their wife/gf is not with them. In fact, they tend to treat the couples as prey rather than people.
These are easy to spot, because they tend to leave early at night. Some even have baby seats still in the back, and the toys on the rear seat are a dead giveaway.
:notes: Keep this general and dont single out anyone :notes:
I tend to disagree with this...
As an expecting husband/father, a friend to many other couples with children I find this a load of RUBBISH. Just because my wife does not currently choose to attend (being preggers put the kobash on that) and may decide in the future to not attend any further :swingingchair: does not classify me or anyone else in my position as irritating "single" men. Additionally, if I have a baby carrier/seat/booster in my car with the possibility of toys as well - does this AUTOMATICALLY put me in a relationship? BOL-- LOCKS I used to carry my niece and nephew to the daycare/school everyday when I lived in the US, and YES I had a TWOseats, one for baby, one for 3yr old in my car WITH THE FECKING TOYS AND CRUMBS.Personally I think that it does not matter whether you are single or married man/woman, you can be a "tosser" irregardless of stature.
I leave you with this tidbit of knowledge:
There are approximately 12 women for every man on this earth. Now with a ratio like that can you explain WHYthere are approx 50-100 male ads to 1 female? It just goes to show that a great deal of men are not satisfied or comfortable with themselves and just have this macho gene that makes them want to go and MARKevery lightpost and woman they can. While I understand this, it does not excuse you from having some MANNERS and being polite. Even the mangiest street mongrel will go through the ritual of courtship for a piece of tail.
**steps off the soapbox**
Now which one of you ladies wants to be first for the tail sniffing ritual? :bounce:
Calm down dear
CiscoCat6k I think you'll find Jomu was making reference to "single men" in the dogging situation when he mentioned the baby seats and "toys". Dogging and swinging, two completely seperate things. Not all doggers swing, not all swingers dog. His comment wasn't directed at "all" single men, but "single" male doggers.
Well, that's how I took Jomu's comment anyway.
Calm down all the same, it's a lovely sunny day, come join me in my garden.
Master of Sex
Quote by roger743
There are approximately 12 women for every man on this earth.
That's the fantasy world I want to live in too. ;) According to the girl-boy ratio is closer to 100:101.
You've dashed my hopes. I was going to ask where my 12 women have been hiding.
On second thoughts, is plenty for most of us.
Quote by Libra+Love
Calm down dear
CiscoCat6k I think you'll find Jomu was making reference to "single men" in the dogging situation when he mentioned the baby seats and "toys". Dogging and swinging, two completely seperate things. Not all doggers swing, not all swingers dog. His comment wasn't directed at "all" single men, but "single" male doggers.
Well, that's how I took Jomu's comment anyway.
Calm down all the same, it's a lovely sunny day, come join me in my garden.
Do you have any err flowers and petals that I can sniff and enjoy? Ah, who am I kidding **runs to the car** on my way babe.. best offer I have had all week. Just have to leave early to catch my flight.....................
**Grabs coat,** You been pulled!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
Quote by roger743
There are approximately 12 women for every man on this earth.
That's the fantasy world I want to live in too. ;) According to the girl-boy ratio is closer to 100:101.
You are referring to the complete numbers. I was using the US demographics for peeps between the ages of 25-49. Soz, you are correct
Quote by CiscoCat6k
There are approximately 12 women for every man on this earth.
That's the fantasy world I want to live in too. ;) According to the girl-boy ratio is closer to 100:101.
You are referring to the complete numbers. I was using the US demographics for peeps between the ages of 25-49. Soz, you are correct
12 women for every man??? Oh shit ....... I've nicked someone's quota then - I'm up in the 70-80 range (pre-swinging, pre-marriage statistics ... hehehe, stopped counting on 16th August 1996)
Quote by Wishmaster
12 women for every man??? Oh shit ....... I've nicked someone's quota then - I'm up in the 70-80 range (pre-swinging, pre-marriage statistics ... hehehe, stopped counting on 16th August 1996)
YOU took time to count?????
Whos got time to count?? So many women and so little time..
