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Single Doggers tips VOL 1

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Not ALL couples WANT to be watched !
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I just love the strategically placed tissues!!!! rotflmao :rotflmao:
LOL PMSL rotflmao :censored: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
TWO
In MOST circumstances its preferable to dip your headlights
when approaching a couple in a car !
THREE
WAIT until youre invited to participate , no matter
how frustrated you may be .
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FOUR
Its considered poilte to bring tissues.
FIVE
When encountering courting couples boyfriends
may become aggresive . Take care.
You mad people. :laughabove: :laughabove: rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
SIX
Not ALL the anecdotes and information shared with you by other doggers may
be 100% true , so dont be downhearted if you seem to be doing less well
than they suggest they are.
SEVEN
Try to be a little considerate , if the occupants are on their
mobile phone then dont disturb them .
EIGHT
Expect some occasional discreet police attention .
NINE
If you don't look like Stan Collimore or Robbie Williams, don't give up hope, you too can be a superstar ....

Robbie, if you're watching ........ Hello wave
Quote by MISSCHIEF
NINE
If you look like Robbie Williams, don't give up hope, you too can be a superstar ....

Robbie, if you're watching ........ Hello wave
G!!!! smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
You made me panic then! :shock: Thought I had typed it wrong - and rushed off to edit it!!!!
rotflmao
Quote by Silk and Big G
SEVEN
Try to be a little considerate , if the occupants are on their mobile phone then dont disturb them .

Blimey, I didn't know Joanna Lumley was into single dogging!
TEN
Although most doggers are obviously sexually liberated people , they may not always share your extreme fetish . Its best to clarify this before just jumping in.
Quote by MISSCHIEF
NINE
If you don't look like Stan Collimore or Robbie Williams, don't give up hope, you too can be a superstar ....

Robbie, if you're watching ........ Hello wave

He so looks like he has fanny lips :shock: :shock:
ELEVEN
Remember toilet facilities are not always what you might expect at an isolated spot , so bring a newspaper !
TWELVE
If you have a partner at home who doesnt know of your late night activities,
make sure you you rid your car of all evidence.........inside and OUT!
absoloutely fantastic............cant wait for vol. 2
rotflmao :laughabove: :rotflmao: :laughabove:
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I wish you'd posted that in the Dogging Forum before I went out, it was hell trying to sneak that horse back into it's stable! redface
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NINE
If you don't look like Stan Collimore or Robbie Williams, don't give up hope, you too can be a superstar ....

Robbie, if you're watching ........ Hello wave

He so looks like he has fanny lips :shock: :shock:
right thats the final insult honeyriderx mad
I'm putting the bloody suit in the bin and misschief you can stick my next invitation to one of your fancy dress parties where the sun don't shine cos I wont be coming again !!!
.............davej wanders off muttering about somethings needing to remain private.....
Don't they call that a Camel Toe?
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NINE
If you don't look like Stan Collimore or Robbie Williams, don't give up hope, you too can be a superstar ....

Robbie, if you're watching ........ Hello wave

He so looks like he has fanny lips :shock: :shock:
right thats the final insult honeyriderx mad
I'm putting the bloody suit in the bin and misschief you can stick my next invitation to one of your fancy dress parties where the sun don't shine cos I wont be coming again !!!
.............davej wanders off muttering about somethings needing to remain private.....
Sorry Davej kiss
I'm sure you look lovely biggrin
THIRTEEN
You can't appear to be over keen , the girls love your attention ,
BUT be aware that from inside the car some behaviour may
appear slightly disturbing .
FOURTEEN
Be prepared! The wait could be long and an empty
stomach will hinder your shagging performance.