we haven't encountered many because we have limited experience of clubs, but we have certainly heard of some 'pest couples' :shock:
There are definately some pest couples.
I don't meet couples now but past experiences have put me off doing so.
Fortunately everyone I've met from here (and most of it was socially) has been lovely.
i was invited to play with a couple one night at a club and was having a really great time another guy joined in when he was also invited too by the male of the couple,she was enjoying the attention she was receiving from us and it was really must have been pleasuring her for a good 20 mins, when another guy pushed his way into the room and decided to join in without being invited first.....he then proceded to get behind the young lady and penetrate her without protection well you can guess what happended next........luckily her husband didn't knock his block but he got the arse big time and we all ended up leaving the room ,this guy just ruined a really great moment i almost wanted to knock his block funny thing is though this wanker was there with his partner and when he went off to play with her he locked the door to his playroom without offering anyone to join in........
A new catagory if i may be so bold ,,the "im a bronzed muscle god and gorgeous" . I dont need to make an effort with you ladies cos im so fookin good lookin you`ll wanna shag me then thank me for the privelige, lick my dick clean then buy me a
Havng been to couples as a single guy and with a partner, can I add my twopence worth?
I recognise some of the stereotypes that have been described, but I also recognise the intelligence of people to ignore the more deviant types, and the club-owners that I know make efforts to protect their memberships from the worst of them.
The impliation made is that all the deviants are single men. In my opinion the worst men that I have met have been "coupled". These fall into three categories:
1. The plane rude and ignorant who think that as they are on the couples scene that they are somhow superior beings. They won't give you the time of day if you are a single guy, but the next day when you arrive with a partner they want to be your best mate just to get into your partners pants.
2. Those who are accompanied by call girls. Some of the call girls are paid a small fee as a "key to the door" to the couples clubs/parties, and then are just fed drinks at the bar while the guy goes and plays. Other call girls are paid more in order to act the part of a partner all night, and they get to play, but with all the warmth of an ice cube.
3. The Aggressive Lout. He is in it to collect as many shags as he can, while his wife clings on to him like a rucksack, not allowing anyone to play with her. Woe betide anyone who lays a finger on her.
Oh and on the subject of Female "singles", why is it that they can get away with murder? On singles nights at my local club, the majority of the guys are pretty well behaived, respect the wishes of others and "play the game". There is one female I come across on occasions (actually a female half of a couple, but she plays on her own) who is VERY aggressive in getting at other women (whether the other women are BI or not is irrelevant to her) and she can push shove and climb over the guys in a way which would get a guy banned instantly. Yet the club owners refuse to do anything about it.
Oh how we would dearly LOVE to see a single fella with the balls to post the proper response to this one !
Come on guys , we know that SH has some single blokes with wit and courage , do it !! We dare ya xx
Well in response to the DIRECTLY ABOVE posting ( the one where somebody died and made him forum monitor) . In the time honoured tradition as I didnt quote anyone elses post then I guess I must be replying to the original question . Thanks for asking , im sure no one else will have to .
Love xx
OK, well I'm new here and still fine tuning into the wavelength of what's going on, so that bit about someone dying has gone right over my head I'm afraid.
I was just a bit puzzled by your original question, as you challenged single guys to answer, and in a way I did, or was that bypassed? ...or just not witty or courageous enough?
Sorry UK all we were saying is , to put it plainly , we would love to see a single fella put up a similar list of the misfit couples that frequent clubs . Im sure you know as well as we that often couples get off scot free when it comes to criticism from single guys for fear they may never get any luck . We were just saying ( maybe too cryptically) that it would be great to see a single fella with the courage to post a list in reply to this one . Hope that clears it up :-) and welcome to the forum nice to see you here xxx
I note that all the single types you have referred to, would seem to be 'single guys'. Presumably they have female counterparts?
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