Situations Vacant!!

17 Aug 2005

In view of the fact the Mods are so busy at the moment, we have decided to sub-contract some of the daily tasks out to you, the members of the forum.
If you would like to be considered for any of the following positions please submit your application in this thread outlining you previous experience and giving details of why you think you are the best person for the job.
Positions Available
Chief Bottom Smacker smackbottom

Head Newbie Greeter :welcome:
Head Newbie Frisker :rascal: (for frisking Males)
Head Newbie Frisker :rascal: (for frisking Females)
GFZ Steward(ess) :cheers:
AUP Breaking Bubbler :small-print:
Any other suggested vacancies will be considered!! :? :? :lol: :lol:

17 Aug 2005

Can I have the Job of pointing out that this was posted in the wrong place first time round? lol

17 Aug 2005

can i be chief grasser?????
i will pm mods with any lockable threads! lol

17 Aug 2005

Quote by rogerthedragon
Can I have the Job of pointing out that this was posted in the wrong place first time round?

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
So you're going for the Bubbler position?? confused

:lol: :lol:

17 Aug 2005

Can I be Head of the Cuddle Department?? Please Mr Sarge xxxx
I just lurve cuddles.......bet you couldn't guess that from my sappy name could yah?? LOL
My only problem is tho Sarge....how would we ration the cuddles and can you buy gift vouchers for a cuddle that you can give to a friend?? Hehehehehehehehehehe
Luv Cuddles xxxx
P.S. Think I'll need lots of willing volunteers to help me....my arms are not long enough to group hug everyone in SH!!
:inlove: :inlove: :inlove:

17 Aug 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Can I have the Job of pointing out that this was posted in the wrong place first time round?

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
So you're going for the Bubbler position?? confused

:lol: :lol:
I thought that was Freckledbirds job already.........does she know you have sacked her :shock:
Dave_Notts

17 Aug 2005

Bluddy privatisation! evil

17 Aug 2005

Ahhhh tis Mike North PM (Punctuation Manager) ........ your package arrived in the SH postroom today biggrin

Now use it a bit more sparingly than the last batch - tis a tight buget we're on and you took % of it last year for brackets alone!! :shock:

17 Aug 2005

Can I please be Misschief frisker - it won't be a rushed job!!

17 Aug 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Ahhhh tis Mike North PM (Punctuation Manager) ........ your package arrived in the SH postroom today

Now use it a bit more sparingly than the last batch - tis a tight buget we're on and you took % of it last year for brackets alone!! :shock:

Wonderful Missy! kiss

Can't stop chuckling now....
I'm still worried about all this sub-contracting though....next thing we know, all the modding will be done by one of those call centres in Bangalore! :cry: :cry:
Mike.

17 Aug 2005

Sarge, you forgot to mention that the Newbie Greeter position also includes the role of Newbie Initiator in the job description. Thus, only apply for this position if you can drive a 10 inch strap on lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

17 Aug 2005

Quote by bluexxx
Sarge, you forgot to mention that the Newbie Greeter position also includes the role of Newbie Initiator in the job description. Thus, only apply for this position if you can drive a 10 inch strap on :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

ooooh that will be me then!!!!

:twisted:

18 Aug 2005

I'll be chief male frisker/ SH fluffer :P :P lol

(may have to borrow Bluexxx's strap on for the job :shock:
I suggest Dambuster for use of the bouncy icon thingys just before a munch.
EagerSlut in charge of car parking

:rotflmao: :giggle: :giggle:

18 Aug 2005

im up for frisking any ladies, i promise to be very thourough and check all possible areas for contraband.
i'd like to nominate Miserable Cat Bastard for official male newbie greeter, that should keep the numbers down

18 Aug 2005

Sarge can we have someone to check all Avatars to make sure they come within the AUPs please dunno

18 Aug 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Sarge can we have someone to check all Avatars to make sure they come within the AUPs please

I dont suppose this job involves meeting the people concerned to verify that all body parts depicted are theirs and not being used under false pretences?
If so I'll volunteer for that one! wink

I can add it to my current two jobs of Jag's Bitch & Official Troublemaker. lol

Roger the Dragon

18 Aug 2005

Quote by rogerthedragon
Sarge can we have someone to check all Avatars to make sure they come within the AUPs please

I dont suppose this job involves meeting the people concerned to verify that all body parts depicted are theirs and not being used under false pretences?
If so I'll volunteer for that one! wink

Roger I think you've already done that to me redface

18 Aug 2005

Quote by rogerthedragon
Sarge can we have someone to check all Avatars to make sure they come within the AUPs please

I dont suppose this job involves meeting the people concerned to verify that all body parts depicted are theirs and not being used under false pretences?
If so I'll volunteer for that one! wink

I can add it to my current two jobs of Jag's Bitch & Official Troublemaker. lol

Roger the Dragon
Just P.M. me for my home address roger, my only request is that you remove your glasses prior to sticking your head up my arse to confirm that it is me.

18 Aug 2005

can i be the hazard perception person???? dunno

:dunno:

18 Aug 2005

can i be head newbie frisker for males and females :rascal:
I don't want time and half for any over time wink

18 Aug 2005

Hiya can i be chief pre photo nipple buffer? pllllllllllllleeassssssseeeeeee????
I can do it all day wink

Mr goodtimez lol

18 Aug 2005

can i be in charge of the dress code for all those lovely ladies
with authority to demand removal off any offending items against sh rules

18 Aug 2005

I'd like to apply for the job of ......... hold on a min .. grrrrr... someone's beeping me in the chat room .... ffs!!!
right!!. where was I? .. oh yeah ..........
.....of combined Court Jester and Chief Piss Taker .....I anticipate that this will involve a slight overlap with whoever holds the position of Newbie Greeter (female) ... and a close working relationship is expected here.
I applied for Union status and they told me to fuck off and stop taking the piss (which I thought a little odd coz that's the position I'm applying for .. dickheads!!).
One thing though.
I can't wear the military uniform that sarge may or may not be thinking of forcing us to wear coz I'm already commando and the pre-WWI rockwool blanket type fabric plays havoc with my bollocks... plus I already got a helmet....... and a shooter.

18 Aug 2005

Hang on guys,
nobodys given me a cuddle, oh prehaps soon lol.
love
lisamarie

18 Aug 2005

Quote by LisaMarie
Hang on guys,
nobodys given me a cuddle, oh prehaps soon lol.
love
lisamarie

get over here woman and brace yourself for a good frisking :rascal:
and wishy, the position of cheif piss taker has been taken flipa

18 Aug 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Hang on guys,
nobodys given me a cuddle, oh prehaps soon lol.
love
lisamarie

get over here woman and brace yourself for a good frisking :rascal:
and wishy, the position of cheif piss taker has been taken flipa

yeh Happy Cats had his name down for that one a LONG time ago :small-print:
yeh i know..... i'm still a wanker

18 Aug 2005

Quote by johneboy
Hang on guys,
nobodys given me a cuddle, oh prehaps soon lol.
love
lisamarie

get over here woman and brace yourself for a good frisking :rascal:
and wishy, the position of cheif piss taker has been taken flipa

yeh Happy Cats had his name down for that one a LONG time ago :small-print:
yeh i know..... i'm still a wanker
Bugger!!!... ok then ....... Stand-in Piss Taker.... (just checked and it's available)

18 Aug 2005

Quote by johneboy
Hang on guys,
nobodys given me a cuddle, oh prehaps soon lol.
love
lisamarie

get over here woman and brace yourself for a good frisking :rascal:
and wishy, the position of cheif piss taker has been taken flipa

yeh Happy Cats had his name down for that one a LONG time ago :small-print:
yeh i know..... i'm still a wanker
MCB (Tm. M2PU) is just an amater at piss taking, its best left to us professionals.
and your not a wanker, your a cock jockey now

18 Aug 2005

Quote by Dave__Notts
Can I have the Job of pointing out that this was posted in the wrong place first time round?

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
So you're going for the Bubbler position?? confused

:lol: :lol:
I thought that was Freckledbirds job already.........does she know you have sacked her :shock:
Dave_Notts
Does Bubbling involve farting? If it does, I wouldn't be any good I'm afraid - under qualified. I'm a lady so I don't fart!

18 Aug 2005

Hi sarge :inlove:
can i be ....................Positions Available please worship

What!!