Six Kinds of Sex
1. The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period; you keep doing it until you're blue in the face.
2. The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen on the table, etc.
3. The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.
4. The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is the phase in which you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Screw you!" This is also called oral sex by some.
5. There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom.
6. There is also Social Security Sex. That's when you get a little once a month, but it's not enough to live on.
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Six kinds of sex
Orgasminator
:rotflmao: 
Sexlightened
:lol: :lol: Think I will post this to myself too - its worth a second read / laugh!
thanks
Shay
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i really need to get out of the habit :lol:Marriage is like a Florida Hurricane, first you get sucked and blown and then you lose the house! (quote, Sir John Mortimer aka Rumpole)
I liked this one too. Newish judge trying two men for pleasuring themselves in a public toilet and isn't sure what the current usual sentence is, calls up another Judge, "Judge, what do you give for buggery?", Response, "Never more than a pound".
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(quote, Sir John Mortimer aka Rumpole)I liked this one too. Newish judge trying two men for pleasuring themselves in a public toilet and isn't sure what the current usual sentence is, calls up another Judge, "Judge, what do you give for buggery?", Response, "Never more than a pound".
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