Sleep well.

26 Sep 2004

The smoke curls lazily from the reeking stacks as the moon, full waxed, shines its blue light down. The sleepy hamlet of Spanky Huff looks inward to prepare for tomorrowâ€™s labours.
The distant howling of the leaders of the wolf pack echoes from the nearby forest â€“ a chill reminder of the dangers that abound. But all is peace for tonight we sleep.
A movement in the shadows betrays the tranquil scene.
There are trolls about in these parts.
This is intended to be a light-hearted bit of frippery along the lines of Molly and Chrisâ€™ ghost story thread but posted separately to avoid hi-jack. All rights reserved to the demented individual who posted it.

26 Sep 2004

Would those be internet trolls or hiding under bridges,billy goats gruff trolls?

26 Sep 2004

"whose that trip trapping over myyyyy thread?"

26 Sep 2004

There's a troll who peers at me from the bathroom mirror every morning. If I sleep well, maybe she won't appear? Talk about hag-rid! rolleyes

Sappho xxx

26 Sep 2004

Ah, but are they well endowed trolls?! :mrgreen:
Venusxxx

26 Sep 2004

Quote by VenusnMars
Ah, but are they well endowed trolls?! :mrgreen:
Venusxxx

Of course they are well endowed...it's a fairy tale.

26 Sep 2004

If anyone can tell me how to sleep at all, let alone well (and if I find their suggestion works) then I will do anything for them.

26 Sep 2004

You too?

I already tossed and turned for an hour, now Mars is bitching cos I woke him up typing! Didn`t feel me toss and turn, didn`t hear the damn annoying electrical whistle thats been driving me nuts, but can pin point a keybaord from 10 miles away!
Venusxxx

26 Sep 2004

Ok, I yawned, I yawned! I`m grabbing it whilst I can!
Night all!
Venusxxx

27 Sep 2004

Go for it girl. I'll just lie here and wait for the sun. Again.

27 Sep 2004

Wow you girls obviously need an all-over body massage! Just tell me which end to start and I'll be there and 'no I will not use Vick when I get to your chest under any circumstances' I have something else that'll work just as good as a de-congestant :!: cool

8-) .

27 Sep 2004

Quote by Vix
If anyone can tell me how to sleep at all, let alone well (and if I find their suggestion works) then I will do anything for them.

two weeks of no coffee or tea and i slept like a baby for first time in years, (really am going gym now) bolt

28 Sep 2004

Pah.. caffeine good, no caffeine bad.
I got Interferons, codiene, paracetamol, sertraline and ibupfofen rattling inside me. Tell me that caffeine makes a difference?
Oh and summat, who's name I forget, to stop me getting an ulcer because of the pain kilers, too.
How about a big hammer?

28 Sep 2004

Quote by Vix
Pah.. caffeine good, no caffeine bad.
How about a big hammer?

Tried it Vix sad

all Igot was a sore head & a whopping lump :( If you do find the answer though please feel free toshare it smile

29 Sep 2004

Yay! Vix is asleep!! :happy:
Not that I don't thoroughly enjoy her company, mind, but this is the first night in weeks she's been able to get to sleep before 4 or 5am! Now, I wonder if I can crawl into bed without disturbing her? confused

~Reese! :love:

29 Sep 2004

Quote by Reese
Yay! Vix is asleep!! :happy:
Not that I don't thoroughly enjoy her company, mind, but this is the first night in weeks she's been able to get to sleep before 4 or 5am! Now, I wonder if I can crawl into bed without disturbing her?
~Reese! :love:

Glad she has managed to get to sleep. She will kill you if you wake her, you know that don't you!
Gill x

29 Sep 2004

Cliches.
Sleep well Vix. I do like Vix. She showed me the common courtesy of a greeting.

29 Sep 2004

Blimey, that was a nice sleep!
I am eternally grateful to the box of red wine I bought yesterday. (Yeah, I know it doesn't count if it's drunken sleep, but as a rather habitual drinker*, I am not blaming the vino entirely, as I wasn't actually drunk)
Greg - thx hun. How's the brain slug this morning?
*my GP has a word for this. Begins with an A. rolleyes

I say... gimme a break, doc.

29 Sep 2004

I woke up in a pool of my own dribble this morning, so I know I had a good sleep! :mrgreen:
Venusxxx

29 Sep 2004

aint it great when u don't actually remember falling asleep.....
my head hit the pillow last night (well this morning sometime) and i think i died
woke up this morning and thought..... stay out the chat room have a look in the forum
It's amazing in here aint it redface

29 Sep 2004

Quote by tattyxpx
aint it great when u don't actually remember falling asleep.....
my head hit the pillow last night (well this morning sometime) and i think i died
woke up this morning and thought..... stay out the chat room have a look in the forum
It's amazing in here aint it

ello tattyxpx wave

yeah i'd stay well clear of the chatroom. it's bad for you. many's the time i've woken up with my head resting on me keyboard dribbling on the keys. i think it hypnotises you or something. and yeah it's quite good in 'ere! ;)
neil x x x ;)

29 Sep 2004

Quote by VenusnMars
I woke up in a pool of my own dribble this morning, so I know I had a good sleep! :mrgreen:
Venusxxx

Not wishing to lower the tone at this time of day, but are you sure it was your dribble dunno

30 Sep 2004

Pah! Sleeping at night was shortlived... still, was a nice sleep on Tuesday night. Tonight? Fergeddit!
Shagged, wanked, even ventured into the chatroom for the first time, stayed till Still awake an hour and a half later. sad

Might go get a cuppa.

30 Sep 2004

Aww

I'd love to give helpful suggestions, but if I had any I wouldn't be posting at 5-30AM

30 Sep 2004

It's a bitch, ain't it?

30 Sep 2004

Sure is.
Edit - I hereby nominate myself for "least helpful SH post of the week"

30 Sep 2004

Seconded