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And drinks your beer
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OMG they still sell Norfolk Punch? I remember having a party and being well and truly miseld by my older sister telling me it was alcoholic - of course she had a great giggle as a load of 13 yr olds rolled around the floor thinking they were drunk!
As for Santa - it's Father Christmas. My son's school always say Santa now too, I say we have a campaign to bring back Father Christmas.
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As for Santa - it's Father Christmas. My son's school always say Santa now too, I say we have a campaign to bring back Father Christmas.
xxxx
Quote by felixx1416
15 more sleeps to go
15 more sleeps to Santa
15more sleeps til the big fat fella Comes down your chimney And leaves you presents
And drinks your beer
15 sleeps to Santa
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It's nice to know I'm not the only person who sings that song
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
Quote by De sade
Felixx, hate to break this to you mate but there is no such thing as Santa. It is just a control mechanism introduced by parents to keep unruly children in line (like an ASBO).
:shock:
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Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
15 more sleeps to go
15 more sleeps to Santa
15more sleeps til the big fat fella Comes down your chimney And leaves you presents
And drinks your beer
15 sleeps to Santa
:karaoke:
It's nice to know I'm not the only person who sings that song
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
Quote by De sade
Felixx, hate to break this to you mate but there is no such thing as Santa. It is just a control mechanism introduced by parents to keep unruly children in line (like an ASBO).
:shock:
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
oh! my god ! 15 is that all :bounce: iv just bin and sung that to my dog peg and she bounced round the kitchen
De sade your a misaruble git
:wink: Quote by de_sade
15 more sleeps to go
15 more sleeps to Santa
15more sleeps til the big fat fella Comes down your chimney And leaves you presents
And drinks your beer
15 sleeps to Santa
:shock:
Felixx, hate to break this to you mate but there is no such thing as Santa. It is just a control mechanism introduced by parents to keep unruly children in line (like an ASBO).
Which indicates you are perhaps very unruly...
And as you mention "your beer" that might be a reason why..?
Have you tried Norfolk Punch? It is non-alcoholic and does not lead to bad behaviour because monks drink it.
As for who might actually be drinking your beer, may I suggest smelling the breath of anyone else living in your house on Christmas day?
Sorry to break this to you like that but sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind.
And sometimes I can be very, very cruel. :twisted:
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
:karaoke:
It's nice to know I'm not the only person who sings that song
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
HLB ignore De sade santa is really and after 3....2.....1....
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where's Da sade git to bar humbug us again ?
Beacues theres...............................................................
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And drinks your beer
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13 more sleeps to go
13 more sleeps to Santa
13more sleeps til the big fat fella Comes down your chimney And leaves you presents
And drinks your beer
13 sleeps to Santa
(dont forget to repeat faster)
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Quote by lilacgem
Bah humbug here
Why do have to keep reminding me, I still haven't finished my Xmas shopping
Finished??
I havent even started :!:
i havnt got much to do so ill leave mine till the last min
OK, I know Im cruising for a slap here.....but......I had all my shopping done by Nov 30th......and quite a lot of it's already wrapped!
Take it from me guys and gals- Im normally really disorganised- shopping late Dec, and up wrapping pressies until stupid-o-clock Christmas morning, but having it all sorted is a mixed blessing- I dont know what to do with myself now!
Take it from me guys and gals- Im normally really disorganised- shopping late Dec, and up wrapping pressies until stupid-o-clock Christmas morning, but having it all sorted is a mixed blessing- I dont know what to do with myself now!
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147 dont step on the train line :shock: 
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Quote by winchwench
OK, I know Im cruising for a slap here.....but......I had all my shopping done by Nov 30th......and quite a lot of it's already wrapped!
Take it from me guys and gals- Im normally really disorganised- shopping late Dec, and up wrapping pressies until stupid-o-clock Christmas morning, but having it all sorted is a mixed blessing- I dont know what to do with myself now!
Me too hunni. I know I'm going to have a sudden realisation that I've forgotten something of major importance but won't get the Eureka moment until about 9pm Xmas Eve :shock:
My tree is up and decorated, presents all bought ( and the list checked 3 times just in case I missed someone ) all wrapped with big bows and dangly bits and my stocking is hanging up :giggle: so to those who thought I was anti Xmas in Nov
altogethernow............
:karaoke: I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get on your nerves......' :karaoke:
Quote by de_sade
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8 more sleeps til the big fat fella Comes down your chimney And leaves you presents
And drinks your beer
8 sleeps to Santa
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This one isn't still going is it?
8 more sleeps to go,
8 more sleeps till Christmas Day,
8 more sleeps til the kids wake up and view the presents their parents have secreted under the poorly decorated artificial tree with the faulty lights that might just cause a conflagration of Biblical proportions the night before in the vain hope of allowing the magical fantasy that some big, fat bearded old man has somehow squeezed his enormous butt down the minuscule chimney without causing injury to himself or damage to the house, flat, bungalow or whatever and somehow slipped like a phantom wraith through the element blocks of the gas fire unscathed to leave an assortment of badly wrapped presents that they didn't really want because it was a fucking Nintendo DS Lite they actually wanted and will therefore be flogging the Bratz Christmas DVD on eBay the following day despite the fact it took the parents 72 fucking hours to hunt the bastard thing down, the ungrateful little bleeders, wheres my drink !!!?
9 more sleeps till its all over for another year (Thank Fuck)
