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southukcouple
Master of Sex
Quote by sheddy
Good work Southukcouple I noticed a big increase in speed just after your post biggrin :D
So if we keep up our efforts I'm sure all will sort it's self out sooner or later lol :lol:

Must have been some power in that lemon then confused
:lol:
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:lol2:
Dont panic Mr Manering -- ooops I mean Mr Sheddy.
All your power needs are sorted. All you need is someone with the brain of a tadpole to put it together. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Any idea's ??????????????????????/
Phredd
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Off to buy some Wolfie Smith hats........ bolt
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Quote by Medic_1
:lol2:
Dont panic Mr Manering -- ooops I mean Mr Sheddy.
All your power needs are sorted. All you need is someone with the brain of a tadpole to put it together. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Any idea's ??????????????????????/
Phredd

Er I beleave I'm the only member who fill that position Phredd redface surprisedops:
Its a tough job but i'm up to it lol :lol:
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Sheddy has the brain of a Tadpole?
Only coz he thought it was a Babelfish! :giggle:
Slow in here...innit?
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Quote by sheddy
:lol2:
Dont panic Mr Manering -- ooops I mean Mr Sheddy.
All your power needs are sorted. All you need is someone with the brain of a tadpole to put it together. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Any idea's ??????????????????????/
Phredd

Er I beleave I'm the only member who fill that position Phredd redface surprisedops:
Its a tough job but i'm up to it lol :lol:
Bloody hell. Are you sure confused: Its a tricky one and I think it should be left to those in administrative places to carry out such a complicated and MUCH NEEDED task.
Ok = if you must but be it on your head only. I may have me 2mtrs Radio on in a listening mode. wink
I will not be around to dig you out.
Phredd
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I think they need one of these for the SH server

innocent
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
I think they need one of these for the SH server

innocent

Now now, lets not get cranky.
biggrin
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
I think they need one of these for the SH server

innocent

Erm ????
Is that a "Cranking" handle or a "Wanking" handle confused:
me xx
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Quote by Medic_1
Erm ????
Is that a "Cranking" handle or a "Wanking" handle confused:
me xx

Must be a cranking handle hun,plenty of the other kind here already rolleyes
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EEK!
Theyre onto us- having a thunderstorm here, just had a powersurge which knocked all my equipment out!
Sneaky buggers!
Luckily we have surge protection, even so....retreating to assess the damage! confused
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so can I call this my first succesfull thread then?
good cos ive just had my first one locked but didnt mean to do it, well what I mean is I did mean to put what I said but didnt realise it was wrong,
ramble ramble ramble. tina goes for a cuppa and a fag while this post is added to forum
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Quote by southukcouple
ok is it our turn for the shift yet? lol :lol:

mmmmm I like lemons :twisted:
Shaz x
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Right then troops sorry I was awol but I thought I'd do my bit for the cause so I dug out my old Class 1 licence or C+ABCD or whatever they call the things nowadays and I went and fetched some more fuel to keep the servers up and running biggrin :D :D :D
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I'll get my boots and hard hat on then shall I? :giggle:
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Quote by tina1
so can I call this my first succesfull thread then?

I've just seen the new pictures :shock: so as far as I'm concerned tina you can have what ever the hell you want to have :rascal: worship
southukcouple
Master of Sex
Quote by tina1
so can I call this my first succesfull thread then?

It was..... and it was succesfully hijacked lol
southukcouple
Master of Sex
Quote by sheddy
I've just seen the new pictures :shock: so as far as I'm concerned tina you can have what ever the hell you want to have :rascal: worship

Sheddy your just a tart lol :lol:
but have to agree with ya...... not bad pictures mate :rascal: :thumbup:
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Quote by southukcouple

I've just seen the new pictures :shock: so as far as I'm concerned tina you can have what ever the hell you want to have :rascal: worship

Sheddy your just a tart lol :lol:

and proud of it :lol: :lol: however it has given me and Idea now if Tina and her fella would consider moving house to cheshire say I'm pretty certain we could come up with a way of generating enough power to drive a brace of websites innocent
southukcouple
Master of Sex
Quote by sheddy
and proud of it lol :lol: however it has given me and Idea now if Tina and her fella would consider moving house to cheshire say I'm pretty certain we could come up with a way of generating enough power to drive a brace of websites innocent

exercise bikes confused: dunno :lol:
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Quote by southukcouple

and proud of it lol :lol: however it has given me and Idea now if Tina and her fella would consider moving house to cheshire say I'm pretty certain we could come up with a way of generating enough power to drive a brace of websites innocent

exercise bikes confused: dunno :lol:
So THAT'S the real meaning of your Hamster dream sheddy ! :doh: Get about half dozen of the little buggers and watch that genny power up anough to run the enitire bunny stock of Ann Summers ! 'kin Brilliant !
Pete_sw
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Quote by Pete_sw
:taz: mad :taz: :undecided: :small-print: banghead :banghead: :banghead: evil :censored: :censored: :gagged: :gagged: :gagged: :gagged: :jagsatwork: :gagged: :gagged: :gagged: :gagged:

Good work that man keep it up and the "bitching about site speed" sofware will reconise your rant and doulbe its effort's :thumbup: bolt
Elliot
Master of Sex
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/79322.html
Pete_sw
Sex God
Quote by Elliot
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/79322.html

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
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Right come on own up which one of you fell asleep at his post :shock: I'll see there is a disaplinary hearing as far as this goes mad lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
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A little pished, Sgt Sheddykins, but reporting for duty, Sir!
Pished coz its me birthday, & im on me lonesome- I might have mentioned it before! banghead
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Quote by winchwench
A little pished, Sgt Sheddykins, but reporting for duty, Sir!
Pished coz its me birthday, & im on me lonesome- I might have mentioned it before! banghead

Ahh I'll let you off since it's you duck biggrin kiss
ooooh and I got you this for your big day :D
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/79327.html wink
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Quote by Elliot
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/79322.html

Yes we read all that but it did not, nor does not, help those that have paid good money up front for a poor service.
Did you tell them they are not covered by the "Sale of goods act" ??
Medic_1 (aka Phredd) :- with the following attachment cos it may be needed >>
wild_rose_and_the_stag
Sex God
well ive read the last page of this thread and im non the wiser,
is my computer shagged or is there something wrong with this site
answer my computer is fine with every other forum i go on and was once fine on here, so is it all the new stuff that take forever to load or something else
why cant i ever view posts since last visit?
why cant i open more than one page easily?
please dont give me the usual crap just a few answers if you dont mind, its becomming a chore to post on here these days
staggy