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st3v3
Sex God
The site is slow at the moment, the main reason being that the database has been moved onto a cluster of servers running on mcluster, before it was set up we used 2 consultants to advise us on the best configuration and were told that 3 server nodes would do the job, unfortunately we were misinformed and a minimum of 4 are needed, the 4th server will be in place later this week.
We are also looking at MySQL clustering if the 4 node mcluster array doesn't improve things together with a load balancing proxy on the front end to the www and image servers.
So in summary its a bit slow at the moment but we are doing all we can to speed it up.
m1970
Sexlightened
Taking forever for pages to load, hope you fix it soon! biggrin
Unknown User
Quote by st3v3
The site is slow at the moment, the main reason being that the database has been moved onto a cluster of servers running on mcluster, before it was set up we used 2 consultants to advise us on the best configuration and were told that 3 server nodes would do the job, unfortunately we were misinformed and a minimum of 4 are needed, the 4th server will be in place later this week.
We are also looking at MySQL clustering if the 4 node mcluster array doesn't improve things together with a load balancing proxy on the front end to the www and image servers.
So in summary its a bit slow at the moment but we are doing all we can to speed it up.

Didnt understand a ruddy word of it "poxy servers" & all that..........
But good luck (dont tell anyone, they'll think Ive defected) & kiss You poor unappreciated buggers!
Aha! That'll fool 'em! Subterfuge.........Im a double agent!
H__x
Sex God
Quote by what you said
The site is slow at the moment, the main reason being that the database has been moved onto a cluster of servers running on mcluster, before it was set up we used 2 consultants to advise us on the best configuration and were told that 3 server nodes would do the job, unfortunately we were misinformed and a minimum of 4 are needed, the 4th server will be in place later this week.
We are also looking at MySQL clustering if the 4 node mcluster array doesn't improve things together with a load balancing proxy on the front end to the www and image servers.
So in summary its a bit slow at the moment but we are doing all we can to speed it up.

Quote by what I read
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah MySQL blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
So in summary its a bit slow at the moment but we are doing all we can to speed it up.

I got the last bit though, thanks.
H.x
Unknown User
Quote by H-x
The site is slow at the moment, the main reason being that the database has been moved onto a cluster of servers running on mcluster, before it was set up we used 2 consultants to advise us on the best configuration and were told that 3 server nodes would do the job, unfortunately we were misinformed and a minimum of 4 are needed, the 4th server will be in place later this week.
We are also looking at MySQL clustering if the 4 node mcluster array doesn't improve things together with a load balancing proxy on the front end to the www and image servers.
So in summary its a bit slow at the moment but we are doing all we can to speed it up.

Quote by what I read
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah MySQL blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
So in summary its a bit slow at the moment but we are doing all we can to speed it up.

I got the last bit though, thanks.
H.x
:thumbup: H-X
When I re-read it I realised theyre making it all up! :giggle:
Redpantherman
Sex God
Quote by winchwench
The site is slow at the moment, the main reason being that the database has been moved onto a cluster of servers running on mcluster, before it was set up we used 2 consultants to advise us on the best configuration and were told that 3 server nodes would do the job, unfortunately we were misinformed and a minimum of 4 are needed, the 4th server will be in place later this week.
We are also looking at MySQL clustering if the 4 node mcluster array doesn't improve things together with a load balancing proxy on the front end to the www and image servers.
So in summary its a bit slow at the moment but we are doing all we can to speed it up.

Didnt understand a ruddy word of it "poxy servers" & all that..........

Oi fink wot 'e ment woz dat iz homeboyz got da munchies one night n dey did went to Macdonals for food - ya know wotta mean?
wot i fink he iz tryin to say iz dat 'e got a load o burgers, but to make it simple 'e iz callin all
the burgers a 'mcluster' to save 'im havin to rite Chickin burger, Zinger burger, fries... you get me?
But w'en 'e get to da counter I fink hiz mobile did ring & 'e got more orders for more food,
hence the '4node mcluster'
After 'e got iz food he den 'ad a problem wiv load balancing the poxy food on his front end!... I dont understand why he didn't ask for a big bag - I would!... maybe dey just run outta dem dunno
But den I fink e's trying to call his home boyz at skool to 'elp 'im bring da food bac faster... the poor man didn't go to skool coz 'e spell it MySQL...but I'm not gonna laff if 'e didn't get an headukashun like me! :therethere:
basikly I fink I cud do a better job dan 'im anywayz.
Wen we knick compooters from our estate we just booted them...
well... booted them across the street - they sumtimes work if u boot them init? :giggle:
if you need anymore 'elp winchwench jus holla - you get me.
Unknown User
Quote by st3v3
The site is slow at the moment, the main reason being that the database has been moved onto a cluster of servers running on mcluster, before it was set up we used 2 consultants to advise us on the best configuration and were told that 3 server nodes would do the job, unfortunately we were misinformed and a minimum of 4 are needed, the 4th server will be in place later this week.
We are also looking at MySQL clustering if the 4 node mcluster array doesn't improve things together with a load balancing proxy on the front end to the www and image servers.
So in summary its a bit slow at the moment but we are doing all we can to speed it up.

Oh st3v3 I love it when you talk technical to me :rascal: *Rubs thighs in a Vic Reeves manner*
Firelizard
Sex God
Quote by redpantherman
The site is slow at the moment, the main reason being that the database has been moved onto a cluster of servers running on mcluster, before it was set up we used 2 consultants to advise us on the best configuration and were told that 3 server nodes would do the job, unfortunately we were misinformed and a minimum of 4 are needed, the 4th server will be in place later this week.
We are also looking at MySQL clustering if the 4 node mcluster array doesn't improve things together with a load balancing proxy on the front end to the www and image servers.
So in summary its a bit slow at the moment but we are doing all we can to speed it up.

Didnt understand a ruddy word of it "poxy servers" & all that..........

Oi fink wot 'e ment woz dat iz homeboyz got da munchies one night n dey did went to Macdonals for food - ya know wotta mean?
wot i fink he iz tryin to say iz dat 'e got a load o burgers, but to make it simple 'e iz callin all
the burgers a 'mcluster' to save 'im havin to rite Chickin burger, Zinger burger, fries... you get me?
But w'en 'e get to da counter I fink hiz mobile did ring & 'e got more orders for more food,
hence the '4node mcluster'
After 'e got iz food he den 'ad a problem wiv load balancing the poxy food on his front end!... I dont understand why he didn't ask for a big bag - I would!... maybe dey just run outta dem dunno
But den I fink e's trying to call his home boyz at skool to 'elp 'im bring da food bac faster... the poor man didn't go to skool coz 'e spell it MySQL...but I'm not gonna laff if 'e didn't get an headukashun like me! :therethere:
basikly I fink I cud do a better job dan 'im anywayz.
Wen we knick compooters from our estate we just booted them...
well... booted them across the street - they sumtimes work if u boot them init? :giggle:
if you need anymore 'elp winchwench jus holla - you get me.
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Firelizard
Sex God
Quote by st3v3
The site is slow at the moment, the main reason being that the database has been moved onto a cluster of servers running on mcluster, before it was set up we used 2 consultants to advise us on the best configuration and were told that 3 server nodes would do the job, unfortunately we were misinformed and a minimum of 4 are needed, the 4th server will be in place later this week.
We are also looking at MySQL clustering if the 4 node mcluster array doesn't improve things together with a load balancing proxy on the front end to the www and image servers.
So in summary its a bit slow at the moment but we are doing all we can to speed it up.

Perhaps if you try to reinitialize the sub inverse capacitors and re route them through the main deflector shield you could stabilize the sub-harmonic reflex nodes.
Got to be worth a try……… dunno
Stormwalker
Redpantherman
Sex God
Both my sub-harmonic reflex nodes need stabilizing but you dont see me whinging on here about it :fuckinghell:
Unknown User
Quote by redpantherman
The site is slow at the moment, the main reason being that the database has been moved onto a cluster of servers running on mcluster, before it was set up we used 2 consultants to advise us on the best configuration and were told that 3 server nodes would do the job, unfortunately we were misinformed and a minimum of 4 are needed, the 4th server will be in place later this week.
We are also looking at MySQL clustering if the 4 node mcluster array doesn't improve things together with a load balancing proxy on the front end to the www and image servers.
So in summary its a bit slow at the moment but we are doing all we can to speed it up.

Didnt understand a ruddy word of it "poxy servers" & all that..........

Oi fink wot 'e ment woz dat iz homeboyz got da munchies one night n dey did went to Macdonals for food - ya know wotta mean?
wot i fink he iz tryin to say iz dat 'e got a load o burgers, but to make it simple 'e iz callin all
the burgers a 'mcluster' to save 'im havin to rite Chickin burger, Zinger burger, fries... you get me?
But w'en 'e get to da counter I fink hiz mobile did ring & 'e got more orders for more food,
hence the '4node mcluster'
After 'e got iz food he den 'ad a problem wiv load balancing the poxy food on his front end!... I dont understand why he didn't ask for a big bag - I would!... maybe dey just run outta dem dunno
But den I fink e's trying to call his home boyz at skool to 'elp 'im bring da food bac faster... the poor man didn't go to skool coz 'e spell it MySQL...but I'm not gonna laff if 'e didn't get an headukashun like me! :therethere:
basikly I fink I cud do a better job dan 'im anywayz.
Wen we knick compooters from our estate we just booted them...
well... booted them across the street - they sumtimes work if u boot them init? :giggle:
if you need anymore 'elp winchwench jus holla - you get me.
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
You tart! You just made me laugh before lunchtime :shock: Im not even awake yet & you actually made me LOL!!
I knew I could rely on my Homey to break it down into the word on the street :giggle:
I was hoping to make you work for it.....but credit where it's due...................
Arise Redpantherman! You are hereby elevated to the status of Bloody Funny!!
worship :worship: passionkiss sillyassionkiss:
(furthermore- ur bootin mighta worked bruver- fast in ere innit?)
Firelizard
Sex God
Quote by redpantherman
Both my sub-harmonic reflex nodes need stabilizing but you dont see me whinging on here about it :fuckinghell:

You are using the wrong tool Redpantherman, you need to use a
WinchWrench ! rotflmao
Stormwalker
Stormwalker apologises in advance for any distress this comment may cause, and wishes to assure users that no animals were harmed in the making of this flippant reply. Similarities to anyone living or dead are purely coincidental.
Redpantherman
Sex God
Quote by winchwench
...Arise Redpantherman! You are hereby elevated to the status of Bloody Funny!! ...

I standin proud & erect & erect & proud... methinks it's the 'Morning Glory' syndrome again :rascal:
Unknown User
Quote by firelizard
Both my sub-harmonic reflex nodes need stabilizing but you dont see me whinging on here about it :fuckinghell:

You are using the wrong tool Redpantherman, you need to use a
WinchWrench ! rotflmao
Stormwalker
Stormwalker apologises in advance for any distress this comment may cause, and wishes to assure users that no animals were harmed in the making of this flippant reply. Similarities to anyone living or dead are purely coincidental.
:laughabove: :laughabove: Oh stoppit you too! Its much too early to be jolly!
And while i'm here.....is it just me the emoticons wont work for? Im having to type them all!
Redpantherman......your mornin's always glorious hun kiss
gaznlynn
Forum Virgin
why do i always have to reboot my system in order to log onto this fu'ing site EVERYTIME we try to log on it says it cannot find a server , and we end up having to reboot the entire system and NOBODY seems to care .
just tried to get into the chatrooms and nothing the same screen nothing happening .
a very dissatisfied non user of the site .
davej
Sex God
I've stuck your last post into this thread gaznlyn, if you read back through it you might find some answers
Unknown User
Brilliant!
Now the poxy server cannot handle my request!
WTF is that all about - I only ordered a multiple orgasm!
FFS!

(If Redpantherman can do it, any sex god can)
wild_rose_and_the_stag
Sex God
Quote by st3v3
The site is slow at the moment, the main reason being that the database has been moved onto a cluster of servers running on mcluster, before it was set up we used 2 consultants to advise us on the best configuration and were told that 3 server nodes would do the job, unfortunately we were misinformed and a minimum of 4 are needed, the 4th server will be in place later this week.
We are also looking at MySQL clustering if the 4 node mcluster array doesn't improve things together with a load balancing proxy on the front end to the www and image servers.
So in summary its a bit slow at the moment but we are doing all we can to speed it up.

do me a favour when you have fixed it if i aint in chat drop me an email , just to say its worth comming back on the forum
ta staggy
wild_rose_and_the_stag
Sex God
well done , Staggy is a lot happier now
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: