Could even do b****cks too!
Any inventor type peeps in here?
Cathy x
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So how do you weigh em?
Quote by Rainbows
Needs two people. First of all weigh yourself (naked of course) and then have someone stand behind you and lift 'em up while you stand on scales. The difference in weight is the weight of ya boobs. Trust me it works:lol:
May have to do this a few times to ensure accuracy - it could become a very long, drawn out and tiresome deed Rainbows
Yum!
Cathy x
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Quote by Red(RHG)
Often wondered just how much the old bazookas weigh
Could even do b****cks too!
Any inventor type peeps in here?
Cathy x
Cathy~
Is relatively simple, really. We just get a sufficiently-large graduated beaker, fill it with water, and then submerge one of your breasts into it, allowing the displacement to evacuate the water in accordance with the volume of your breast. Then, we use the graduations on the beaker to determine how many cc's of liquid were displaced, multiply that by oz, then multiply again by two to account for both breasts...et violá, we know your breast weight!
~Reese! :love:
P.S. I would be more than happy to secure the necessary apparatus and assist you with the procedure, should you like to pay a visit to my lab. ;) :twisted:
Quote by Reese
Often wondered just how much the old bazookas weigh
Could even do b****cks too!
Any inventor type peeps in here?
Cathy x
Cathy~
Is relatively simple, really. We just get a sufficiently-large graduated beaker, fill it with water, and then submerge one of your breasts into it, allowing the displacement to evacuate the water in accordance with the volume of your breast. Then, we use the graduations on the beaker to determine how many cc's of liquid were displaced, multiply that by oz, then multiply again by two to account for both breasts...et violá, we know your breast weight!
~Reese! :love:
P.S. I would be more than happy to secure the necessary apparatus and assist you with the procedure, should you like to pay a visit to my lab. ;) :twisted:
Red >>>>> buying ticket for train.....
Labs, apparatus, ooh appeals to my :twisted: side
Cathy x
Sex God
Im not an inventor , unless you count my patent chip butty eating technique. I cant really help with the bazooka weighing but as far as the bollocks go I could certainly suggest a way to assertain the weight of bollocks of many of the new members to the site .
1) Take one male newbie
2) Weigh him and record as " weight A"
3) Get him to post an exact dogging location/advert for another website.
4) Add Jags
5) Wait ten minutes then re-weigh him recording the weight as "weight B"
6) Subtract weight B from weight A ...............et voila !
1) Take one male newbie
2) Weigh him and record as " weight A"
3) Get him to post an exact dogging location/advert for another website.
4) Add Jags
5) Wait ten minutes then re-weigh him recording the weight as "weight B"
6) Subtract weight B from weight A ...............et voila !
Quote by Silk and Big G
Im not an inventor , unless you count my patent chip butty eating technique. I cant really help with the bazooka weighing but as far as the bollocks go I could certainly suggest a way to assertain the weight of bollocks of many of the new members to the site .
1) Take one male newbie
2) Weigh him and record as " weight A"
3) Get him to post an exact dogging location/advert for another website.
4) Add Jags
5) Wait ten minutes then re-weigh him recording the weight as "weight B"
6) Subtract weight B from weight A ...............et voila !
Coolio!
Hey more on the chip butty thing eh?
Cathy x
Casanova
Quote by Red(RHG)
Could even do b****cks too!
would entirely depend if they had been emptied recently or not
at a rough guess, I would say mine were about the same weight as two plums and an apricot just now, but were about the weight of a small duck with a peach in its mouth yesterday
Sex God
Are you sure it wasnt a nectarine ?? ( aylesbury or eider ?)
Quote by wildwilly
Could even do b****cks too!
would entirely depend if they had been emptied recently or not
at a rough guess, I would say mine were about the same weight as two plums and an apricot just now, but were about the weight of a small duck with a peach in its mouth yesterday
Same with the 'puppies' mate - certain times of the month I swear they balloon another 3/4 lbs! :shock:
Cathy x
Sex God
Think that Reese give an accurate way, but you could cover them in oil then press them firmly into unset plaster of paris. Remove them when plaster has set. You now have negative casts of your bazookas. Fill cast with water, then empty onto weighing scales. Assuming weight of water is roughly equal to weight of body you now know weight!!!
We have some oil and plaster if anyone needs help!!!
john & Shel
We have some oil and plaster if anyone needs help!!!
john & Shel
Sex God
Quote by Reese
Often wondered just how much the old bazookas weigh
Could even do b****cks too!
Any inventor type peeps in here?
Cathy x
Cathy~
Is relatively simple, really. We just get a sufficiently-large graduated beaker, fill it with water, and then submerge one of your breasts into it, allowing the displacement to evacuate the water in accordance with the volume of your breast. Then, we use the graduations on the beaker to determine how many cc's of liquid were displaced, multiply that by oz, then multiply again by two to account for both breasts...et violá, we know your breast weight!
~Reese! :love:
P.S. I would be more than happy to secure the necessary apparatus and assist you with the procedure, should you like to pay a visit to my lab. ;) :twisted:
Sarah rushes round to Reese, and joins the que
Sex God
Cathy~
Good news! I may have a reasonable estimate for you. In addition to SH, I'm also a token-male member of a breast-centric forum for women. I'd posed the weight question there earlier today, and received the following response:
Thus, extrapolating from the preceeding data, I would estimate your breast volume to be approximately 1500ml each. First, we multiply 1500ml times the 0.9 density factor, then divide by 28.4 to convert grams to ounces, multiply by 2 to account for both breasts, then divide by 16 to convert ounces to pounds, thereby yielding our answer:
i.e. Your boobs weigh about 6 pounds!!
HTH
~Reese! :love:
P.S. Of course, you still need to drop by the lab so we can prove this hyphothesis! ;)
Good news! I may have a reasonable estimate for you. In addition to SH, I'm also a token-male member of a breast-centric forum for women. I'd posed the weight question there earlier today, and received the following response:
This is VERY approximate and is about right for a band size of 34 (75 for EU sizes).
AA: 50 ml or less
A: 50-150 ml
B: 150-300 ml
C: 300-450 ml
D: 450-600 ml
DD: 600-750 ml
E: 750-900 ml
etc
Then use the relation that 38A=36B=34C=32D and so forth. Of course this is not strictly true in a physical sense but it is true in practise that the breasts of someone wearing a 38A bra are approximately the same size as someone wearing 34C. The weight is the volume*density_of_fat where density_of_fat is about 0.9 grams per ml.
Example: someone has a size 36 B and wants to know the weight of her breasts. Now 36B = 34C which gives a volume of 300-450 ml. Hence the weight of her breasts will be 450*0.9 - 600*0.9 = 405 - 540 grams.
For those of you who live in the stone age and don't use the metric system:
- 29.6 ml = 1 oz (fluid)
- 28.4 grams = 1 oz (weight)
Hence 0.9 grams per ml = oz (weight) per oz (fluid).
I can't be bothered to convert to cubic inches or pounds. Just remember that 1 lb = 454 grams and 1 in = cm hence 1 cubic in = ml
Thus, extrapolating from the preceeding data, I would estimate your breast volume to be approximately 1500ml each. First, we multiply 1500ml times the 0.9 density factor, then divide by 28.4 to convert grams to ounces, multiply by 2 to account for both breasts, then divide by 16 to convert ounces to pounds, thereby yielding our answer:
i.e. Your boobs weigh about 6 pounds!!
HTH
~Reese! :love:
P.S. Of course, you still need to drop by the lab so we can prove this hyphothesis! ;)
Quote by Red(RHG)
Needs two people. First of all weigh yourself (naked of course) and then have someone stand behind you and lift 'em up while you stand on scales. The difference in weight is the weight of ya boobs. Trust me it works
May have to do this a few times to ensure accuracy - it could become a very long, drawn out and tiresome deed Rainbows
Yum!
Cathy x
Yeah right!!! As if anybody would complain!!!!!!
:roll: :roll: Alex xxx XXX
Unfortunatly breasts arn't nuetrally boyant therefore nowing the volume of the breast will not give you the weight although the varies techniques tried could be fun in there own right.
I suspect that breasts are denser than water but I'm sure there is a phd thesis waiting for the first person to work out how much denser they are.
So the most accurate method is going back to having someone hold them for you and I've jjust warmed my hands.
I suspect that breasts are denser than water but I'm sure there is a phd thesis waiting for the first person to work out how much denser they are.
So the most accurate method is going back to having someone hold them for you and I've jjust warmed my hands.
That's the funny stuff right there, I just blew a mouthful of tea at me screen. :DFor all the scientists amongst you..let me clarify the situation
you dont weigh boobs, you measure them...
Now the Bristish Standards Institute has created a unit of measure for UK fem boobs..like we have feet and inches..and mm and cms.. for boobs the measurement is BSA.... now BSA stands for "British Standard 'Andfull"
In RHG case yuo need big hands as she is close to maximum BSA.. but the average boobs are usualy measure at 1BSA....RHG is more like 4BSA
so its simple..all us men come with built in measuring devices..so if any fem wants to have their boobs measured..just ask the nearest bloke..am sure he will oblige...
QED as they say in the world of science
David
you dont weigh boobs, you measure them...
Now the Bristish Standards Institute has created a unit of measure for UK fem boobs..like we have feet and inches..and mm and cms.. for boobs the measurement is BSA.... now BSA stands for "British Standard 'Andfull"
In RHG case yuo need big hands as she is close to maximum BSA.. but the average boobs are usualy measure at 1BSA....RHG is more like 4BSA
so its simple..all us men come with built in measuring devices..so if any fem wants to have their boobs measured..just ask the nearest bloke..am sure he will oblige...
QED as they say in the world of science
David
Quote by davidn48
For all the scientists amongst you..let me clarify the situation
you dont weigh boobs, you measure them...
Now the Bristish Standards Institute has created a unit of measure for UK fem boobs..like we have feet and inches..and mm and cms.. for boobs the measurement is BSA.... now BSA stands for "British Standard 'Andfull"
In RHG case yuo need big hands as she is close to maximum BSA.. but the average boobs are usualy measure at 1BSA....RHG is more like 4BSA
so its simple..all us men come with built in measuring devices..so if any fem wants to have their boobs measured..just ask the nearest bloke..am sure he will oblige...
QED as they say in the world of science
David
Oooh you are right in for it you!
Cathy x
