SODS bloody law!!

11 Oct 2004

Here i am after the Doc tells me......... Debs no more fats!......... eat rabbit food from now on!.
Whats the first thing i do!....creep down in the middle of the night and pig out on chocolate biscuits!. :doh:
Its typical isn't it peeps!............ once we are told not to do something the more the we do it! banghead

Why cart my Doc tell me not to have any more sex! dunno

OOOOOOO well have to have me moan!.its Monday!.....so come on lets all have a moan togather! :bounce:

11 Oct 2004

Mmmmmmmoan baby moan!

11 Oct 2004

Quote by Vix
Mmmmmmmoan baby moan!

OOOOOOOOO VIX.....put some more bloody effort in to it!...........like
MmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMoan Baby Moan! lol

11 Oct 2004

Dont start me off woman with PMT here!

11 Oct 2004

Quote by butters999999
Dont start me off woman with PMT here!

OMG! ..........no whats thats like!............heres a big hug! to ya! passionkiss

11 Oct 2004

Heres me posting a sympathy vote from Calista........Aunt Flo has moved in here too
sad

:therethere:
And a little self :therethere: for living with a woman with said trouble :(

11 Oct 2004

I am so glad I don't do that anymore*. Was a complete haraden on the third day into 'it'. Don't miss that at all. Also, so many chaps who won't 'play' if the visitor is home... no fair!
*Still have fully functioning equipment. If anyone is interested, I'll tell on request how and why I have not had a period for 6 years

11 Oct 2004

Sympathy hugs from me too, Aunti Flo is due this week here too.......God was definately a man!!!!!!
kiss

:silly:

11 Oct 2004

Where does the analogy Aunti Flo come from?
Is it a Northen saying.
It's one that I have not heard before.
Being from down here.

11 Oct 2004

Quote by Re-Lapse
Where does the analogy Aunti Flo come from?
Is it a Northen saying.
It's one that I have not heard before.
Being from down here.

I guess I just picked it up ... seems politer than some other saying and the times I've seen men wince at "got my period".
I would imagine that menstrual flow or blood flow is the root of the "flo" part, dunno about auntie though ....

11 Oct 2004

Quote by Calista
Where does the analogy Aunti Flo come from?
Is it a Northen saying.
It's one that I have not heard before.
Being from down here.

I guess I just picked it up ... seems politer than some other saying and the times I've seen men wince at "got my period".
I would imagine that menstrual flow or blood flow is the root of the "flo" part, dunno about auntie though ....
erm . . . calista?
you do know what TMI stands for i take it? well TMI! rotflmao

i've never heard the auntie flo thing. up here they are all too vulgar for me to mention! :lol2: but you have my sympathies. the blokes too! ;)
neil x x x ;)

11 Oct 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
Where does the analogy Aunti Flo come from?
Is it a Northen saying.
It's one that I have not heard before.
Being from down here.

I guess I just picked it up ... seems politer than some other saying and the times I've seen men wince at "got my period".
I would imagine that menstrual flow or blood flow is the root of the "flo" part, dunno about auntie though ....
erm . . . calista?
you do know what TMI stands for i take it? well TMI! rotflmao

i've never heard the auntie flo thing. up here they are all too vulgar for me to mention! :lol2: but you have my sympathies. the blokes too! ;)
neil x x x ;)
Well he asked !!!!!!
Did quite an extensive research study on Menses (and being a woman) the only icky bit is dealing with them now :!:
If you really want TMI then pm me and I can fill you in all all the eco friendly ways of dealing with them from sanpro to pain relief.
Calista .... resident Menses expert :shock:

11 Oct 2004

Quote by Calista
Where does the analogy Aunti Flo come from?
Is it a Northen saying.
It's one that I have not heard before.
Being from down here.

I guess I just picked it up ... seems politer than some other saying and the times I've seen men wince at "got my period".
I would imagine that menstrual flow or blood flow is the root of the "flo" part, dunno about auntie though ....
erm . . . calista?
you do know what TMI stands for i take it? well TMI! rotflmao

i've never heard the auntie flo thing. up here they are all too vulgar for me to mention! :lol2: but you have my sympathies. the blokes too! ;)
neil x x x ;)
Well he asked !!!!!!
Did quite an extensive research study on Menses (and being a woman) the only icky bit is dealing with them now :!:
If you really want TMI then pm me and I can fill you in all all the eco friendly ways of dealing with them from sanpro to pain relief.
Calista .... resident Menses expert :shock:
:rotflmao:
s'ok calista i was only joshing! i ain't squeamish really! i mean it would be TMI on my part to quote this . . .

Quote by Vix
Also, so many chaps who won't 'play' if the visitor is home... no fair!

. . . . and say it's never bothered me in the slightest either wouldn't it. but that would lead to another vulgar phrase that i ain't repeating here either! :lol2:
n x x x x:P

11 Oct 2004

Quote by neilinleeds

s'ok calista i was only joshing! i ain't squeamish really! i mean it would be TMI on my part to quote this . . .
Also, so many chaps who won't 'play' if the visitor is home... no fair!

. . . . and say it's never bothered me in the slightest either wouldn't it. but that would lead to another vulgar phrase that i ain't repeating here either! :lol2:
n x x x x:P
Doesn't bother me to a certain degree but I have real problems and I have dreadful pain and PMT so best avoided ..... I just don't feel like it and anyone trying is likely to walk away bruised redface

11 Oct 2004

This is the time when I crave sex the most, don't know why I have backache I feel like Iâ€™ve been kicked in the tummy and I have the headache to end all headaches but........ I could shag for hours!

11 Oct 2004

There's a Voodoo spell you could have fun trying out which involves that beastly menses.
1 x tblsp mensus to 1 x his favourite tiple.
This mixture is supose to magic itself into a love spider in his stomache and he will love you for rest of his natuarl life.
And before you ask, no I've not tried it. I'm twice divorced.

11 Oct 2004

Quote by butters999999
This is the time when I crave sex the most, don't know why I have backache I feel like Iâ€™ve been kicked in the tummy and I have the headache to end all headaches but........ I could shag for hours!

You no i have always wonder that!....why do us women feel randy when its pmt!.. dunno

...... you can understand when your is in the middle of the month!.......but the day before i come on ............i am as randy as a Rabbit!..... redface

ops: !
And i think the Auntie that is in the word Auntie flow!......means the name for fanny or pussy or Virgener!............. have you hard peeps say your Auntie Mary!......Aunty Fanny lol

11 Oct 2004

I think I might regret this - but - What is mensus/menses??

11 Oct 2004

Quote by dambuster
I think I might regret this - but - What is mensus/menses??

Have pm'd you .........

11 Oct 2004

I feel really sorry for women with women's complaints.
They have my complete sympathy because I have suffered from women's complaints all my life.
Major Tom

11 Oct 2004

Quote by maureenandtom
I feel really sorry for women with women's complaints.
They have my complete sympathy because I have suffered from women's complaints all my life.
Major Tom

i sympathise tom! i've had the bruises to prove it too! :lol2:

Quote by libra-love
There's a Voodoo spell you could have fun trying out which involves that beastly menses.
1 x tblsp mensus to 1 x his favourite tiple.
This mixture is supose to magic itself into a love spider in his stomache and he will love you for rest of his natuarl life.

now for me to even go there would deffo be TMI! it has several uses in magic, especially when mixed with . . erm . . well after sex anyways, if you catch my drift . . .
neil x x x x ;)

11 Oct 2004

PMT,whats that then i never get it rolleyes

And Steve never has to put up with it from a blokes perspective so thats ok then lol

As for wanting it when im on HELL YEAH,nothing stops me having a good time(apart from the first day perhaps) confused

11 Oct 2004

Quote by Clare_Lincs
PMT,whats that then i never get it
And Steve never has to put up with it from a blokes perspective so thats ok then
As for wanting it when im on HELL YEAH,nothing stops me having a good time(apart from the first day perhaps)

lucky you I get it a week before during and sometimes after and I'm the woman from hell redface

ops: :roll: (easy is agreeing with me here).The thing is I know I'm doing it but can't stop it.I really am like the psycho bitch from hell :roll: :roll:

11 Oct 2004

Quote by Countess
lucky you I get it a week before during and sometimes after and I'm the woman from hell ops: (easy is agreeing with me here).The thing is I know I'm doing it but can't stop it.I really am like the psycho bitch from hell :roll: :roll:

OMG !!!!!! !!!!!
I thought I had escaped MkII bolt

:bolt: :bolt:

12 Oct 2004

Quote by Countess
lucky you I get it a week before during and sometimes after and I'm the woman from hell ops: (easy is agreeing with me here).The thing is I know I'm doing it but can't stop it.I really am like the psycho bitch from hell :roll: :roll:

I appologise i was being a little sarcastic actually!! :shock:
My PMT hits 2 weeks before my period,i know what you mean i know im doing it and can't stop i always appologise afterwards,sometimes even before biggrin

12 Oct 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
it has several uses in magic, especially when mixed with . . erm . . well after sex anyways, if you catch my drift . . .

Neil~
Shame on you - you should know better than that! When we're speaking of the non-prestidigitatory, thaumaturgic flavour, we customarily put a "k" on the end to make the distinction...thus, "magick". Blame the OTO... :P
~V.H. Frater D.S.L.L. (9)=

12 Oct 2004

^ Thread killer, if ever I saw one.

12 Oct 2004

Quote by Vix
^ Thread killer, if ever I saw one.

nanny nanny, boo boo :P
~Reese! surprised

12 Oct 2004

Quote by Vix
^ Thread killer, if ever I saw one.

i was keeping me head down vix! already got told off for me spelling, then i thought reese might tell me off for giving occult secrets away and turn me into something unnatural! i've been drawing circles and pentagrams round me bed all morning just in case! :scared:
neil x x x x ;)

12 Oct 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
^ Thread killer, if ever I saw one.

i was keeping me head down vix! already got told off for me spelling, then i thought reese might tell me off for giving occult secrets away and turn me into something unnatural! i've been drawing circles and pentagrams round me bed all morning just in case! :scared:
neil x x x x ;)
Bloody hell Neil you get worse! :shock: lol

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