Some mothers do have ''em

4 Sep 2007

And my wifes mother defineatley did..
Now don't get me wrong, I love her to bits and she certainly has her skills, I can't really think what they are at the moment but I am sure she has some. One thing I am sure of though is that non of her skills have ever been near a kitchen. She decided today that rather than spend a quid on egg mayonnaise she would simply make her own.......

HOW THE HELL DO YOU BURN BOILED EGGS

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4 Sep 2007

in defence of mrs sleazy, i too have done this....boiling an egg for my iguana, and forgot about them, when i went back they looked similar, apart from the ones that had exploded all over the cooker :shock:
so shes not on her own

4 Sep 2007

I've done that ......... put eggs on to boil
went upstairs to get ready
went shopping for a couple of hours
came home to the stinkiest house ever and a ruined pan! :uhoh:
:scared:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

4 Sep 2007

burnt boiled eggs, that nothing, i could burn a salad lol

5 Sep 2007

I burnt my kitchen down......it started with an egg confused

:?
I also set fire to my MILs kitchen, that started with match redface

ops: It was an accident honest!
The hoover on fire was an accident too, I cleaned out an ashtray with it! So was the washing machine.....and, and all the rest! :? :?
My local fire service are fantastic tho biggrin

:D
PS my Mum had five of em all like me :lol2: :lol2:

5 Sep 2007

Remind never to invite you around to mine luv biggrin

might just have to ban you from kitchen and hide all the appliances...... :D
at least your rabbit still in one piece :D

5 Sep 2007

Quote by sleazy
And my wifes mother defineatley did..
Now don't get me wrong, I love her to bits and she certainly has her skills, I can't really think what they are at the moment but I am sure she has some. One thing I am sure of though is that non of her skills have ever been near a kitchen. She decided today that rather than spend a quid on egg mayonnaise she would simply make her own.......

HOW THE HELL DO YOU BURN BOILED EGGS
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :giggle: :giggle:

:shock: i can't believe you took a pic and posted it on the net :shock: whats wrong with you man? :lol2:
ok in my defence i'm a crap cook i always say if god wanted us to cook he wouldnt have invented microwaves biggrin

5 Sep 2007

personally i have no idea how someone can burn eggs lol but........
my brother is exactly the same he set the entire kitchen on fire once with toast (going back to the days when we used a grill not a toaster)
ruined a 30 quid pan trying to melt chocolate in a bowl over boiling water only he used the cheapest plastic bowl he cud find nice yummy chocolate plastic was stuck to the pan and wouldnt budge
my mother killed our childhood dog (bonzo) by trying to clean a burnt pan she left it on the hob with washing powder and water boiling and then went out for 9 hours came back to a dead dog who died of smoke inhilation and a really awful house
my mothers answer to the sunday roast flame grilled joints as tough as old boots and vegetables that are ready mushed through the amount of boiling and burnt flat pancakes instead of yorkshires
i have never had any cooking disasters but i was the only safe one in the kitchen worship

guess who got the job of cooking every night

5 Sep 2007

Well I must say I have never burnt boiled eggs :lol2: however I had to ask my mum at the grand old age of 25 how to make a boiled egg redface

ops: :oops: . She thought I was joking but I really wasn`t. Now i`ve embarrassed myself with that bit of info im off to read cookery books to learn how to cook (mr Lyns will be so pleased) :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

5 Sep 2007

Burnt boiled eggs = lack of water inthe saucepan!!
I forgot the other day about some carrots I was cooking = burnt carrots,ruined pan, and smelly kitchen lol

5 Sep 2007

A friend of mine burns hot chocolate :shock: :giggle:
Louise xx

5 Sep 2007

Quote by naughtynymphos1
And my wifes mother defineatley did..
Now don't get me wrong, I love her to bits and she certainly has her skills, I can't really think what they are at the moment but I am sure she has some. One thing I am sure of though is that non of her skills have ever been near a kitchen. She decided today that rather than spend a quid on egg mayonnaise she would simply make her own.......

HOW THE HELL DO YOU BURN BOILED EGGS
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :giggle: :giggle:

:shock: i can't believe you took a pic and posted it on the net :shock: whats wrong with you man? :lol2:
ok in my defence i'm a crap cook i always say if god wanted us to cook he wouldnt have invented microwaves biggrin

Yes but last time we bought a microwave, after 3 days you asked why ya couldn't get Jeremy Kyle on it.

5 Sep 2007

I once baked a lemon sponge cake, and somehow made it explode in the oven.
Had to scrape it off the inside. Tasted great though.

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5 Sep 2007

Mr F bought me a chocolate fountain for my birthday last year, and the instructions said you had to "melt the chocolate gently" first, before putting the almost liquid choccy into the fountain. He put 5 bars of very expensive belgian chocolate in the microwave for 20 minutes. What came out 20 minutes later resembled a chocolate volcano spewing out burnt black lava, and it STANK! :giggle:
All that ruined choccy made me weep :upset: