call her to her face what you call her when in private and Im sure it would provoke quite a dramatic responce
lp
There was a bit in there about the people who clubbed together to tie me to the chair in the corner & kept me here for a year, but it's vanished :shock:
Anyway, it said something along the lines of "whilst it may not have been plain sailing, I do still appreciate the sentiment from each and every one of you. Thank you"
As for the rest of you, my fingers are in my ears...and I can't hear you...la la la...
Erm, I'm typing with my tongue.
Oh, and, erm, having it read to me by my seeing dog, Ermintrude...
Ermintrude's a cow!
at least I always thought as much
lp
I know we will keep in touch. But the forum will be diminished without you.
:rose:
"What's that they're saying Ermintrude?"
"Some bloke wants you to chopchop his meatypleaser, and there's two fellas who are happy coz they're poking you with a stick"
"Ah, ok. Thank-you dear."
"Moo"
see what I mean?
lowers the tone
lp
well ya always made me giggle :haha: treacle so will miss ya postings
hope ya happy in all that ya do :rose:
at least i can still poke you elsewhere LOL
aint happening we still have a date on the 24th in chat... it is the main event for me at this time of year. I want to see if I can spell any better than I did last year.
Ehh makes me wish I had inside knowledge of the take over all that time ago. Would have made tons of free accounts prior to the announcement and sold them on ebay err I mean kept them for worth while forumites
Goodbye
Right, I've waited long enough to comment on this, people have had the chance to have their say and have done so in their numbers (and nice to see the mentally incoherent encouraged to post on this thread. We shouldn't leave them out really. Not at Christmas. Think of their carers, they need a break too). What wonderfully, sweet almost elegiacal reading it makes.
However...
...Personally...
I can't wait to be rid of the cantankerous, melodramatic, rum-swigging old ratbag.
If I dare'd even to begin with a gratuitous, plastic platitude, she'd have kicked my arse, so it gives me great pleasure to say "Good riddance to the alcohol soaked deviant, may your fulsome chest potatoes darken us no more and I sincerely hope that you're jolly rogered sensible one of these days."
Honest to god, you'd have thought that she was actually liked on here the way some people have gone on. So what if she's funny, erudite, always amusing, eminently sensible and has a pair of thighs that can crack walnuts, who's going to miss that? Or her rather wonderful askew view of the world, or the way she can witheringly dismiss the preposterously self-important with a single, simple utterance?
I don't frankly care if this malodorous tart disappears off the face of the Earth and starts rogering Aliens this side of Saturn's ring system. We'll miss her on here about as much as bird flu.
So in that spirit I'll merely say, thank Christ you're going, you rancid, flatulent, morphine addicted, free-spirited, serial masturbator.
Yours sincerely with much love and respect etc etc...
Rez
Witchy's Farewell Lament...To the tune of "The Flintstones"
"Witchy,
Here on SH,
She's the greatest bonk in History
From the
Jolly Roger,
She's about to leave eternally.
She's off
With her pussy on her broom,
Lets hope
She'll get bored and come back soon,
Witchy,
Don't leave just yet,
As we've never had a screw time,
Or just a brew time,
we've had a gay, old time..." (Wilma!)
her maths is pap... she is staying for months yet.
I'll be offski. No more. An ex-member. Former forumite. Expired. Etc...
you can't make me flounce :moon:
we're being ignored... well, I am anyway.
