Songs with real sexual meanings in the lyrics

30 Mar 2004

Peter Skellern's 'Oh what a holiday, This is my very first lay'

30 Mar 2004

Lou Reed's, Walk on the wild side.
She never lost her head, even when she was giving head.
blast

:blast:

30 Mar 2004

The Beeb used to broadcast that Lou Reed song without realising what those lines actually meant :lol:

30 Mar 2004

I've been listening to it for years with the same ignorance. redface

ops:
Wasn't until we had a very stait laced friend staying with us, that was horrified at the lyrics, that I paid any attention. lol

:lol:

30 Mar 2004

The Stranglers and "peaches"
I used to the love the lyrics that the radio stations changed it too as well as the original.
Another 1 but this time a group title a semi well known punkgroup "The Vibrators" apparently there 45`s are quite valuable.

30 Mar 2004

'I Touch Myself' was by The Divinyls, one hit wonders from Australia back in 1990 :!:
Pop Pickers :!: lol

:karaoke:

30 Mar 2004

Sorry, but I'm going to have to post the entire song... it's Billericay Dickie by the wonderful Ian Dury.
good evening i'm from essex
in case you couldn't tell
my given name is Dickie, I come from Billericay
and I'm doing very well
had a love affair with Nina
in the back of my Cortina
a seasoned up hyena could not have been more obscener
she took me to the cleaners
and other misdemeanours
but I got right up between her
rum and her Ribena
well, you ask Joyce and Vicki
if candy-floss is sticky
I'm not a blinking thicky
I'm Billericay Dickie
and i'm doing very well
I bought a lot of brandy
when I was courting Sandy
took eight to make her randy
and all I had was shandy
another thing with Sandy
what often came in handy
was passing her a 'Mandy'
she didn't half go bandy
so you ask Joyce and Vicki
if I ever took the mickey
I'm not a flipping thicky
I'm billeicay dickie
and I'm doing very well
I'd rondez-vouez with Janet
quite near the Isle of Thanet
she looked more like a gannet
she wasn't half a prannet
her mother tried to ban it
her father helped me plan it
and when I captured Janet she bruised her pomegranet
so you ask Joyce and Vicki
if i ever shaped up tricky
I'm not a blooming thicky
I'm Billericay Dickie
and I'm doing very well
you should never hold a candle if you don't know where it's been
the jackpot is in the handle on a normal fruit machine
so you ask Joyce and Vicki
who's their brickie
I'm not a common thicky
I'm Billericay Dickie
and I'm doing very well
I know a lovely old toe-rag obliging and noblesse
kindly, charming shag from Shoeburyness
my given name is Dickie
I come from Billericay
I thought you'd never guess
so you ask Joyce and Vicki
a pair of squeaky chickies
I'm not a flaming thicky I'm Billericay Dickie
and I'm doing very well
oh golly, oh gosh come and lie on the couch
with a nice bit of posh from Burnham-on-Crouch
my given name is Dickie, I come from Billericay
and I ain't a sloutch
so you ask Joyce and Vicki
about Billericay Dickie
I ain't an effin' thicky
you ask Joyce and Vicki
and I'm doing very well

30 Mar 2004

And what about the truly appalling "Afternoon Delight" by the Starlight Vocal Band. A one hit wonder (thank God), a chart topper on both sides of the pond, and possibly the worst pop song ever written, it included such gems of awfulness as:
"Rubbing sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
And the thought of rubbing you is getting so exciting
Sky rockets in flight"
"I always thought a fish could not be caught who wouldn't bite
But you've got some bait waiting and I think I might try nibbling
A little afternoon delight"
Obviously yet another of the reasons 1976 was voted the best year ever! rotflmao

31 Mar 2004

I have to agree with the Ian Dury post , he wrote such poetry . God rest his soul . lest we forget the immortal words of the first line of Plaistow Patricia:-
" Assholes , bastards ,pricks and fucking cunts.........."
As for sexually suggestive Silkys favourite is the rather lurid description of anal sex in the Inner Circle song " Sweat" (covered by UB40)
Girl I want to make you sweat
Sweat till you canâ€™t sweat no more
And if you cry out
Iâ€™m gonna push it some mo-o-ore
Girl I want to make you sweat
Sweat till you canâ€™t sweat no more
And if you cry out
Iâ€™m gonna push it, push it push it some more
Iâ€™m Looking in your eye
Iâ€™m Looking in your big brown eye, ooh girl