Spike Milligan's had the last laugh on his grave:
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A pleasure to acknowledge pure class with my 300th post. Way to go, Spike. 
On a similar note, Jon Le Mesurier (Sgt. Wilson in Dad's Army) wrote his own obituary in the times:
"Jon Le Mesurier wishes to inform his friends that the old duffer has snuffed it."
Beautiful.
On a similar note, Jon Le Mesurier (Sgt. Wilson in Dad's Army) wrote his own obituary in the times:
"Jon Le Mesurier wishes to inform his friends that the old duffer has snuffed it."
Beautiful.
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I heard a rumour, but don't know if it's true or not, that DeForrest Kelly, who played Dr McCoy in Star Trek, has on his gravestone the words,
"He's dead, Jim."
Be lovely if it's true.
"He's dead, Jim."
Be lovely if it's true.
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Quote by adventurerReports of his death have been exaggerated? :shock:
The DeForrest Kelly one is definately not true - he hasnt got a grave stone !
A possibility for a head stone would be to have a very large stone, with, in the midlle of it, writing so small that you have to get right up close to it to read it saying, 'Get off my grave'.
In his war memoirs Spike Milligan referred to a head stone which said, 'Not dead, just sleeping', and one of his friends quipped - 'they are fooling no one'
In his war memoirs Spike Milligan referred to a head stone which said, 'Not dead, just sleeping', and one of his friends quipped - 'they are fooling no one'
This thread prompted me to pick up a book I gave to Fred a few years ago. It is Spike's Family Album.
This is the foreword.......
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Wilma
x x x x
This is the foreword.......
I have unexpected pressure on me to write a foreword for this book. I resent this, given that I wrote the whole bloody book by hand and I am still writing for the pleasure of the publisher.
I can't wish him well, I can only hope that he explodes sitting on a railway train going to work and his bits are distributed to all his fellow passengers as souvenirs.
I refuse to write anymore.
Goodbye forever.
Spike Milligan
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Wilma
x x x x
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