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Spit roast conversations
Orgasminator
'Do you cum here often? ' 
Er, i'll get my coat
Er, i'll get my coat
Sex God
Quote by Devon1
'Do you cum here often? '
Er, i'll get my coat
Bloody hell, hello you!
Orgasminator
Quote by Freckledbird
'Do you cum here often? '
Er, i'll get my coat
Bloody hell, hello you!
Afternoon, my easter chick :lol:
Orgasminator
Quote by varca
'Do you cum here often? '
Er, i'll get my coat
Wow, another blast from the past, hello Devon
Its like one of them grand reunion thingy's :lol: :lol:
Not seen you in ages, yooooooooooooo lurvely lady :D
Sex God
Quote by Devon1
'Do you cum here often? '
Er, i'll get my coat
Shouldn't you be in a field scaring off the birds Worzel?
Orgasminator
Quote by meat2pleaseu
'Do you cum here often? '
Er, i'll get my coat
Shouldn't you be in a field scaring off the birds Worzel?
Only if you join me handsome :lol:
Sex God
Quote by Devon1
'Do you cum here often? '
Er, i'll get my coat
Shouldn't you be in a field scaring off the birds Worzel?
Only if you join me handsome :lol:
Bring Skimpy with you and it's a deal, we can work out a few more things to add to this thread :wink:
Sex God
Quote by varca
'Do you cum here often? '
Er, i'll get my coat
Shouldn't you be in a field scaring off the birds Worzel?
Only if you join me handsome :lol:
Bring Skimpy with you and it's a deal, we can work out a few more things to add to this thread :wink:
Ooh yes a double spit roast, imagine the conversation thread then eh, very heated I would imagine :grin:
You could always join us and we'll see if the conversation changes with a different spitroastee :rascal:
Coff: Coff: back to topic folks! :jagsatwork:
I will just stare him in the eye & invoke the old alpha male syndrome thingy & start ramming my cock in harder & further to see who can get to the middle first! :twisted:
Quote by flower411
And you find yourself face to face with another person who`s fucking the same person as you, just from the other end !
So, what do you talk about
I will just stare him in the eye & invoke the old alpha male syndrome thingy & start ramming my cock in harder & further to see who can get to the middle first! :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by redpantherman
Coff: Coff: back to topic folks! :jagsatwork:
And you find yourself face to face with another person who`s fucking the same person as you, just from the other end !
So, what do you talk about
I will just stare him in the eye & invoke the old alpha male syndrome thingy & start ramming my cock in harder & further to see who can get to the middle first! :twisted:
Grrrr.... RPM being all alpha male :rascal:
Sex God
How about...
"Don't make those faces! You're the lucky one, you get to look at me."
or
"Make sure you get the bigger of the holes available, otherwise she'll drop kick you through the window."
or
"Don't fancy yours much..."
"Don't make those faces! You're the lucky one, you get to look at me."
or
"Make sure you get the bigger of the holes available, otherwise she'll drop kick you through the window."
or
"Don't fancy yours much..."
Sex God
Quote by fem_4_taboo
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
not inviting any of you lot to a 3 sum with me lol
xx fem xx
Now I'm depressed...
:twisted: 
Sex God
Quote by meat2pleaseu
You could have a game of cards on her back while she's bent over
would she not get suspicious when you bought her a green baize basque
Warming the Bed
Best one I heard recently was to 'Eiffel Tower' her...you high five each other over her back (think about it 
)
Mrs J-F-L threatened violence if I ever dared do it while she was being spit-roasted though !!
)Mrs J-F-L threatened violence if I ever dared do it while she was being spit-roasted though !!
Warming the Bed
Best one I heard recently was to 'Eiffel Tower' her...you high five each other over her back (think about it )
Mrs J-F-L threatened violence if I ever dared do it while she was being spit-roasted though !!
)Mrs J-F-L threatened violence if I ever dared do it while she was being spit-roasted though !!
Sex God
Quote by fem_4_taboo
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
not inviting any of you lot to a 3 sum with me lol
xx fem xx
I'll settle for a 2 sum then :rascal:
anytime xxx
Sex God
Quote by BIoke
High-fiving always seems appropriate at certain moments :rascal:
I'd quite like them just to snog... deeply, raunchily and preferably with some audible appreciative moaning :rascal:
Oh crap - is this the wrong thread?! :wink:
