Spot on me bot!

22 Jun 2006

The past couple of weeks I've had a spot on me bot, not huge, just a normal little pimple :uhoh: (please say I'm not the only one who gets a spotty botty now and again :uhoh: )
This spot, although normal looking, wasn't normal at all....... it was special :smug: It was my lucky football spot cool

It first came up on the Saturday and me, David and spot ( confused

) went to the pub to watch Englands first game against Paraguay.......... well whaddya know, England Won!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: This was the big moment when I realised that my spot was special 8-)
I've been full of footy confidence since - How can we fail with a lucky spot rooting for us :bounce:
Sure enough, each game since, England have won, thanks to my lucky football spot :smile2:
Now here's the problem, there is only so much scratching, poking, picking n squeezing that one can do do keep the spot there - we've put up a good fight to keep it active, but it's won the battle and disappeared. Woke up this morning, checked me lucky football spot and nothing :shock: Just a peachy smooth bottom mad

I feel that I need to come forward and let people know that England are now coasting along, as far as I know, without an SH mascot :shock:
Is there anyone else that can help out and offer a mascot.
What mascot can you offer - and what has it done to prove it's a lucky one?? 8-)
Your Team Needs You!!!

22 Jun 2006

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Missy you nutter lol

I don't have a spot on my bot or anywhere else at the moment.
Maybe we could replace it with a luck nipple? dunno

22 Jun 2006

Missy did we touch botties on Saturday at all, because I have a new spot on mine :shock:
Maybe you've transferred the luck? lol

22 Jun 2006

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Maybe we could replace it with a luck nipple?

Oh good point HLB :thumbup: By default, thems one set of very lucky nipples, being attached to that body :twisted: cool

Quote by freckledbird
Missy did we touch botties on Saturday at all, because I have a new spot on mine :shock:
Maybe you've transferred the luck?

Well I'm shocked and appalled!! :shock: I would never have put you down as a burgler :shock: You nicked me lucky spot!! smackbottom

Actually, that's given me an idea
If my one spot was that lucky ...... how lucky would we be if we all cultivated spotty botties for the duration of the World Cup?? :bounce:
Makes for one lucky team I say :bounce:
They say chocolate causes spots!! :dunno:
Missy - off to block all her pores, by covering her bum in chocolate :twisted: :bounce:

22 Jun 2006

Quote by Missy
Missy - off to block all her pores, by covering her bum in chocolate :twisted: :bounce:

OK halfway upstairs equipped with a super dooper size bar of Cadburys Fruit n Nut when I realised that wasn't one of me better plans :undecided:
Might be bluddy lucky for the England squad to have me botty spotty.......
But would do bugger all for me sex life, looking like I've just shit meself :undecided: confused

Plan B on cultivation anyone?? dunno

22 Jun 2006

You could use the spot I have in the crease between my boobies as a surrogate mascot if you want dunno

(but if England lose the next match I ain't taking the blame!)
OR you could shave any hairs you may have on your arse with a dry razor ? Guaranteed spotty outbreak confused

:giggle:
Minx x x

22 Jun 2006

Quote by BiWelshMinx
You could use the spot I have in the crease between my boobies as a surrogate mascot if you want

Now then, lets look at this one a bit more closely eh? Your spot is indeed a v. lucky spot, being nestled between them boobies silly

hwoar: But lets look at the reality of the situation....
Spots choices at the next England football match:-
1) Watch the footy, doing lucky spot things and being generally very lucky for the duration
or
2) Nestle in Binxy boobies and be completely unaware there's anything else happening in the world, let alone a football match.
The answers obvious!!
Next!!!!

22 Jun 2006

This is so interesting Missy as I developed spots in abundance on my face just as the world cup started :shock: :shock: . What was also interesting for me was MartellNotts feeling the need to extract the puss from them for me :shock: :shock: :shock: - never had that happen before - now i am more than happy to find ways of cultivating spots for the sake of my country.
I can think of a number of ways to make that happen - chocolate hhmmmmmmmmmmmmm thats a maybe; go down gym sweat and dont wash; have sex and dont wash ; cream cakes mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.................. havent got any so think it will have to be STOP WASHING CAMPAIGN for my country
Love Corrie xxxxxxxxxxxxx

22 Jun 2006

youre all round the freekin bend

22 Jun 2006

You ladies, OK females, are bloody fruit loops

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Missy, you are just brilliant passionkiss

22 Jun 2006

Quote by corriefem
This is so interesting Missy as I developed spots in abundance on my face just as the world cup started :shock: :shock: . What was also interesting for me was MartellNotts feeling the need to extract the puss from them for me :shock: :shock: :shock: - never had that happen before - now i am more than happy to find ways of cultivating spots for the sake of my country.
I can think of a number of ways to make that happen - chocolate hhmmmmmmmmmmmmm thats a maybe; go down gym sweat and dont wash; have sex and dont wash ; cream cakes mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.................. havent got any so think it will have to be STOP WASHING CAMPAIGN for my country
Love Corrie xxxxxxxxxxxxx

Woooooohooooooo!!! Go Go Corrie!!!!

Love is such an inspirinational and motivational thing :inlove:
Although I'm a tad worried about MartellNotts jealousy towards your lucky spots, and his need to squeeze em to oblivion!! :shock:
Thing is, know exactly where you're coming from cos have the same thing here!! :shock: But won't let him get me spots in case they're extra squishy ones confused

:? A dainty bit of pus is ok, acceptable, ladylike even dunno

- but oh my word, if he got one of me squishy ones, well, I would be so embarrassed!! :scared:
So yep, many a game of spot chase has been 'played' here, girly screams and everything :undecided: :lol2:
So Corrie, it's your job to get MartellNotts to cultivate his own set of lucky football spots :bounce:
His and hers lucky football spots :inlove: How romantic is that!! :inlove:

22 Jun 2006

OK, OK this is obviously a woman thing!!
I'm sure I squeezed a spot the other day just as Sweden scored the equaliser.
Now does this mean I've got to foster me spots as a talisman type o' thingy or should I squeeze 'em to give England the boost they need?? dunno

If any ladies pm me with the answer I'll tell 'em where the spot was!! :twisted:
(hanging on the telephone!!!)

22 Jun 2006

Well Missy I'm surprised at you, what you should have done, what all ladies have done over countless generations, when faced with something unaccetable cover it with makeup.
Now I think you could have borrowed a little something from Regency England and added a little falsy to your bottom, a nice little red spot exactly where the real one had been. I was going to add that you could have made it the centrepiece of a cross of St. George on your posterior, but it would slightly defeat the point as nobody would know it was there.

22 Jun 2006

Thinking about this some more, could we have a competition, a picture of Missys bum where you have to "find the spot", its sort of in keeping with the World Cup and the find the ball competitions.

22 Jun 2006

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22 Jun 2006

Quote by westerross
If any ladies pm me with the answer I'll tell 'em where the spot was!! :twisted:

Bugger, that's me out then! :cry:

22 Jun 2006

Quote by musketeer
Thinking about this some more, could we have a competition, a picture of Missys bum where you have to "find the spot", its sort of in keeping with the World Cup and the find the ball competitions.

Now yer talking!!!! I've got about 50 X's ready to plant right now!

22 Jun 2006

Quote by musketeer
Thinking about this some more, could we have a competition, a picture of Missys bum where you have to "find the spot", its sort of in keeping with the World Cup and the find the ball competitions.

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Not sure about an alternative 'spot the ball' contest - You make me sound like bluddy "Pin the Tail in the Donkey"!! :shock: poke

So Musketeer, what lucky mascot have you got to offer on behalf of SH?? cool

8-) 8-)

22 Jun 2006

Quote by westerross
I'm sure I squeezed a spot the other day just as Sweden scored the equaliser.

Now Tune, can you be sure?? You're sure it was the football you were watching on the telly ....... after all, you said in happened in conjunction with you squeezing yer spot.
Are you sure you didn't just splat yer spot on the telly, right at the precise time the camera was on Swedens goal? blink

(or not Swedens goal, but the other side, oh you know what I mean, I'm a girly this is about as technical as it gets!! confused

)

22 Jun 2006

Quote by Missy
Not sure about an alternative 'spot the ball' contest - You make me sound like bluddy "Pin the Tail in the Donkey"!! :shock:

I have a version of that I'd like to try! redface

Quote by Missy
So Musketeer, what lucky mascot have you got to offer on behalf of SH?? 8-) 8-)

For once in my life I am struck dumb! I've had five goes and not one of them funny...I'll sleep on it.

23 Jun 2006

Bloody hell Missy!!!!! You are even more barking than before biggrin

As luck would have it.... I have been blessed with a 'lucky penis'
It transpires that every time it is sucked or manually stimulated during an En-gland game then we score --- well England and me score.
So, in a self sacrificing way , I will put my willy (aka the beast) up for the duration of Englands stay in the World CUP>
I hope my sacrifice is duly noted.
Paul

23 Jun 2006

Quote by musketeer
Not sure about an alternative 'spot the ball' contest - You make me sound like bluddy "Pin the Tail in the Donkey"!! :shock:

I have a version of that I'd like to try! redface

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Why you saucy bugger!! :lol2: You are so funny :lol2:
Weren't so brave when I was trying to track you down in the chatroom to have a perv tho, were ya :twisted: :rotflmao:

Quote by Fun365
As luck would have it.... I have been blessed with a 'lucky penis'
It transpires that every time it is sucked or manually stimulated during an En-gland game then we score --- well England and me score.
So, in a self sacrificing way , I will put my willy (aka the beast) up for the duration of Englands stay in the World CUP>
I hope my sacrifice is duly noted.
Paul

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Duly noted Paul.... Our first lucky willy is in :bounce:
One slight flaw with yer mascot tho confused

You say that when England score, you do too? Which means that if you and England score in the first minute - your lucky willy is gonna be out of action for the rest of the first half, or at least until you can rekindle it's luck! :undecided:
So your lucky willy will only contribute proper luck a few minutes of the whole match!!! Doesn't really give England many scoring opportunities does it eh? :?
But one step down is a great solution offered by Voddy :bounce:

Quote by vodka_babe22uk
you mean your going to hoist a flag off it

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What a cool idea - also gives the lucky willy an active job to do while recovering from the goal! :lol2:
Paul, how about it eh? Failing that, if you feel a bit self conscious, you can still get in the spirit of things and attach one of them football clacky things to yer willy?...

23 Jun 2006

Now I know I'm going nuts.
I was getting showered this morning and got to thinking about Missys lucky spot and had a feel of my bum to see if I'd got one and did find something but its kind of to my right side,just a fraction away from my buttock.
Does it count as a lucky spot,will it just get under the wire of Missys strict guidelines? confused

23 Jun 2006

Quote by niceandgentle
Now I know I'm going nuts.
I was getting showered this morning and got to thinking about Missys lucky spot and had a feel of my bum to see if I'd got one and did find something but its kind of to my right side,just a fraction away from my buttock.
Does it count as a lucky spot,will it just get under the wire of Missys strict guidelines?

You've got a lucky football spot and you've showered it?? :shock: :shock: :shock:
Are you competely stark raving mad!! Yes you are going nuts!!!! You coulda showered that lucky spot right off!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
You know what, I bet that spot started off right by yer bum crack - you've just unintentionally jet washed it round to the side!! :shock:
Think yourself lucky no damage was done ........ and get that spot primed up and face painted ready for the match!! cool

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

23 Jun 2006

Missy
I have talked to MartellNotts last night about cultivating his and her spots for this Sundays match as you suggested - have to say that the look on his face was not what I expected :shock: :shock: well he kept falling asleep while I was talking at him last night so I decided that was a good time to rub some of my girlie sweat into areas where spots appear and hopefully with my lack of cleanliness in action we will see something appear Sunday :smug:
Now having read this thread I just love the idea of doing a spot the spot on your bum competition if you are okay with it???????????????????
Large close up would be good as it would keep me occupied for a couple of hours before the match.
Love the idea of flags on willies as well lol must discuss that one tomorrow night lol.
Love Corrie xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

23 Jun 2006

Quote by corriefem
Missy
I have talked to MartellNotts last night about cultivating his and her spots for this Sundays match as you suggested - have to say that the look on his face was not what I expected :shock: :shock: well he kept falling asleep while I was talking at him last night so I decided that was a good time to rub some of my girlie sweat into areas where spots appear and hopefully with my lack of cleanliness in action we will see something appear Sunday :smug:
Now having read this thread I just love the idea of doing a spot the spot on your bum competition if you are okay with it???????????????????
Large close up would be good as it would keep me occupied for a couple of hours before the match.
Love the idea of flags on willies as well lol must discuss that one tomorrow night lol.
Love Corrie xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I'm so glad I'm not seeing you this weekend, I'm sure I can smell you from here :eeek:
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

23 Jun 2006

Quote by Missy
I'm sure I squeezed a spot the other day just as Sweden scored the equaliser.

Now Tune, can you be sure?? You're sure it was the football you were watching on the telly ....... after all, you said in happened in conjunction with you squeezing yer spot.
Are you sure you didn't just splat yer spot on the telly, right at the precise time the camera was on Swedens goal? blink

(or not Swedens goal, but the other side, oh you know what I mean, I'm a girly this is about as technical as it gets!!

)
Well I'm glad yer as confused about this as I am!! (But not in the same way he said in a manly footie voice!)
Sweden were playing England as it happened and I wasn't sure whether me attention to me spot was a good or a bad thing? dunno

Of course having squeezed it we can't get the spot's opinion on the matter - 'cos he was a bit of a splatter!
However, things have recovered since but I haven't had one female enquiring where me spot was sad

and to cap it all you've started calling me Tune ffs! rolleyes

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23 Jun 2006

Quote by westerross
However, things have recovered since but I haven't had one female enquiring where me spot was
.

Maybe we're all just imagining spots in naughty places? :twisted:

23 Jun 2006

Quote by freckledbird

However, things have recovered since but I haven't had one female enquiring where me spot was
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Maybe we're all just imagining spots in naughty places? :twisted:
Ooooh carry on then - I think I can feel it - lovely!! :shock:

23 Jun 2006

Quote by corriefem
Missy
I have talked to MartellNotts last night about cultivating his and her spots for this Sundays match as you suggested - have to say that the look on his face was not what I expected :shock: :shock: well he kept falling asleep while I was talking at him last night so I decided that was a good time to rub some of my girlie sweat into areas where spots appear and hopefully with my lack of cleanliness in action we will see something appear Sunday :smug:
Now having read this thread I just love the idea of doing a spot the spot on your bum competition if you are okay with it???????????????????
Large close up would be good as it would keep me occupied for a couple of hours before the match.
Love the idea of flags on willies as well lol must discuss that one tomorrow night lol.
Love Corrie xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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Corrie...................
You Rock!!!!

But a bit of advice confused

Yer in the first throes of love woman!!!! Martellnotts should still be thinking you never sweat (you perspire), your body is naturally bald, you never fart let alone pooh!!
You gotta woo the guy a bit more, don't let on these habits hold out a little longer before letting him in on the full implications of being in love with a woman, you can't let on yet, hide this thread from him!!!!
Sunday morning should be plenty long enough - let him know then :lol2:

Quote by westerross
and to cap it all you've started calling me Tune ffs!
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I knew you would pick up on that!!! As soon as I pressed submit I realised I was being all formal :shock:
Won't happen again
Sorry Chewn :rotflmao: