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I wont disagree... but then, I shallbeg to differ.
In my opinion.
so... whats all this about a fun thread?
at this time of year?
Outrageous!!
tell you whats annoying the living hell out of me right now, and thats an advert
it has a ditty:
it's beginning to look a lot like chrissstmass.
arrrgh!
lp
In my opinion.
so... whats all this about a fun thread?
at this time of year?
Outrageous!!
tell you whats annoying the living hell out of me right now, and thats an advert
it has a ditty:
it's beginning to look a lot like chrissstmass.
arrrgh!
lp
Quote by flower411
...stuff.... :shock:
Are they hibernating ??
It has been quiet without them ....but maybe we can all have a bit of fun while agreeing to disagree
We can say stuff without being attacked or abused just because we hold a different view !!!
Hurrayy !!! :thumbup:
Quote by flower411
I wont disagree... but then, I shallbeg to differ.
In my opinion.
so... whats all this about a fun thread?
at this time of year?
Outrageous!!
tell you whats annoying the living hell out of me right now, and thats an advert
it has a ditty:
it's beginning to look a lot like chrissstmass.
arrrgh!
lp
Fun !!! My god ..... you are so fuckin random at times !!!
It`s not funny ...is it !!!! :shock:
ah yes... but without re-reading... doing a little quoting, plus fucking about a tad with things...Im sure I can make sence of things one day... so there!
and then there's that other advert with the lips and the :ba dah ba dah ba dah ba dahhhh etc
how fun and annoying is that?
am I on track here?
happy easter
lp
I cant remember what they advertise... the ditty sends me into a twitchy state and focus goes.
as for the underground people... we have them here in london. The tubeway army.
well... not people as such, they are the special breed of tiny mice who haunt the darkened corners and dusty platforms. very short tails.
never sit on a platform eating a burger.
They'll 'av ya!
lp
as for the underground people... we have them here in london. The tubeway army.
well... not people as such, they are the special breed of tiny mice who haunt the darkened corners and dusty platforms. very short tails.
never sit on a platform eating a burger.
They'll 'av ya!
lp
Quote by Ms_Whips
though i believe you are smelling nice at the moment....
whips
that may not quite be the case at the moment.
being ill (dangerously so... cold and all that) I haven't bathed for three days.
Im not even sure Ive had the energy to scratch my testicles
lp
get in the bath you scruff! you have the means to be smelling nice then lol and i'll sort out your testicals
whips
then I shall pass through Lost's thread for tips on how to verbalise requests regarding 'how not to lose a bollock at the hands of another'
Quote by flower411
Sanctuary is here for all true believers ..
:awe:
you live in Croydon?
oooooo!
lp
AWWWW my sole acolyte !!! you see "Croydon" as sanctuary !!!
You have far to travel ........
with a single footstep, it begins...
(I typed that with a strange accent... to appear very short, big ears... stick... little cloak)
lp
Quote by __random_orbit__
Sanctuary is here for all true believers ..
:awe:
you live in Croydon?
oooooo!
lp
AWWWW my sole acolyte !!! you see "Croydon" as sanctuary !!!
You have far to travel ........
with a single footstep, it begins...
(I typed that with a strange accent... to appear very short, big ears... stick... little cloak)
lp
Quote by Theladyisaminx
Sanctuary is here for all true believers ..
:awe:
you live in Croydon?
oooooo!
lp
AWWWW my sole acolyte !!! you see "Croydon" as sanctuary !!!
You have far to travel ........
with a single footstep, it begins...
(I typed that with a strange accent... to appear very short, big ears... stick... little cloak)
lp
you know what?
If Mr Flower hadn't set the ground rules at the start of the thread...ooo why I aughta....
lp
Quote by __random_orbit__
that may not quite be the case at the moment.
being ill (dangerously so... cold and all that) I haven't bathed for three days.
Im not even sure Ive had the energy to scratch my testicles
lp
You have MAN-FLU!!! :shock:
Call the paramedics!!!!!! :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by flower411
Sanctuary is here for all true believers ..
:awe:
you live in Croydon?
oooooo!
lp
AWWWW my sole acolyte !!! you see "Croydon" as sanctuary !!!
You have far to travel ........
with a single footstep, it begins...
(I typed that with a strange accent... to appear very short, big ears... stick... little cloak)
lp
Uncle Bulgaria !!!!!!!!!
Its who sprung to mind.
Shhhh don't say a word!
Quote by blonde
that may not quite be the case at the moment.
being ill (dangerously so... cold and all that) I haven't bathed for three days.
Im not even sure Ive had the energy to scratch my testicles
lp
You have MAN-FLU!!! :shock:
Call the paramedics!!!!!! :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
shhhh don't... etc
lp
Quote by __random_orbit__
Sanctuary is here for all true believers ..
:awe:
you live in Croydon?
oooooo!
lp
AWWWW my sole acolyte !!! you see "Croydon" as sanctuary !!!
You have far to travel ........
with a single footstep, it begins...
(I typed that with a strange accent... to appear very short, big ears... stick... little cloak)
lp
you know what?
If Mr Flower hadn't set the ground rules at the start of the thread...ooo why I aughta....
lp
What rules
I know nothing!
Sex God
The encyclopedia lostica is the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth so there doubt that!
Sex God
1ts fifteen punches to one french kiss dontcha know. Failing that stick a pair of scissors in a plug socket whilst holding he patients wet tongu - if that don't work nothing will :-0
Listen you... call yourself a public service?
I've been eying this forum alll day from my very death bed (well.. sofa/duvet combo) awaiting a few joyous comments.. friendly conversations...
... hardly a whisper, not a peep!
and now look at the time??!!
you come in here at this time of night and confuse people.. well, me.
disgusting.
at chrassmass too!
outrageous
lp
I've been eying this forum alll day from my very death bed (well.. sofa/duvet combo) awaiting a few joyous comments.. friendly conversations...
... hardly a whisper, not a peep!
and now look at the time??!!
you come in here at this time of night and confuse people.. well, me.
disgusting.
at chrassmass too!
outrageous
lp
at you lot!
