stag night awoooo

30 Sep 2005

ok peeps, it`s my stag night on saturday and i`m brickin myself, please please tell me if you`ve been through it yourself, and that they dont ALWAYS hang you upside down by your bollox from a lamp post... redface

ops: :shock:

30 Sep 2005

congratulations on the forthcoming wedding, and nah, stag nights are cool !..... just make sure all your innoculations are up to date, cos you'll never know where you'll end up and with whom :grin:
Have a good 'un
:twisted:

30 Sep 2005

congrats m8...
nah no need to be worried m8....
by the time you get your clothes ripped off and a stick with "here please" is stuck up your ass......youve been tied to a lamp post in a busy city centre (mine was on the ohrse shoe at newcastle.....countless people have passed laughing their asses off and the police eventually turn up and have to arrest you because you have no clothes to put on...........youll be so bloody bladdered that you will think it was just so natural and you cant believe that you havnt done it at least once every weekend......
the bastard is some 1 sending you a roll of undeveloped film for your bloody wedding......
goodluck m8

30 Sep 2005

congrats on your wedding mate
your bollocksed mate
it'll shrivel up now the nights are cold
you should have got married mid summer lol

30 Sep 2005

as long as no cling film is involved you will be fine, there is nothing worse, than being stripped naked, then clingfilmed to the busiest set of traffic lights in town :shock:
just go out and have fun, thats the only thing i can suggest

30 Sep 2005

Congrats M8, and don't worry.
Of course your going to get stripped naked and tied to a lamp post! it wouldn't be a stag night otherwise, would it? redface

30 Sep 2005

You could always take a Wooly Willy Warmer with you to stop your little fella from getting hypothermia. biggrin

as the nights are getting cooler...

30 Sep 2005

hopefully you were sensible enough to arrange your stag do a few weeks/months before your wedding day..............
plenty of time for your eyebrows to grow back :grin:

30 Sep 2005

good luck and thanks for naming your last night after me
staggy

30 Sep 2005

Quote by quimninja305070
and that they dont ALWAYS hang you upside down by your bollox from a lamp post... ops: :shock:

they so DO! enjoy!

3 Oct 2005

what a wicked night, of course i was very very drunk, but the lap dancers were amazing..........brilliant, gorgeous, and i didnt get hung upside down by my balls either, did have to stand on a chair in hoorters though and strip off to down a pint......an it was rammed in there as well, cause forest just played....just for the record ive never been able to down a pint, untill i was put on the spot like that, gives you a sense of duty when the entire pub is shoutin an cheering ya.............