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I'll give him fuck....
FUCK ABOUT (AKA Maxwell - BB House)
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Quote by babe1
wonderd where u was mate was starting to miss ya lol

lol i just turn up like a bad penny lol
Tbone :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
sorry my wife babe1 was logged in and i didnt know so it wasnt babe1 the above quote it was meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Tbone :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Well at least he's got a sense of humour .. this could have easily turned into a slagging thread but it made me chuckle lol :lol: :lol:
For me personally, blonde, brunette, red (never had a redhead * Hint Hint *), pert boobs, nice bum, lovely legs, not stick thin though . can't stand chicken legs Yuk Yuk
Quote by Dino.
too short
sad :( :( :( :( ,, Dino nips out to get some platform boots
Boots are good :twisted:
Quote by Libra+Love
too short
sad :( :( :( :( ,, Dino nips out to get some platform boots
Boots are good :twisted:boots it is then! lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by KitKat
Hiya JLaw,
As it happens, I know a few women who would fit your description perfectly, they also happen to be available and somewhat gagging for it (not enough to be embarassing - just enough for that extra 10% of enthusiasm) - do you want me to give them a shout and see if they are interested in you?
lhk
Kat

lol any help would be much appreciated biggrin
sad Sorry Jlaw, I asked everyone, twice (I may have even asked some three times) - they all said the same:
Quote by The contents of Kat's little black book
They cant be doing with having bits stuck in them by men they don't like the look of .

dunno they appeared to think you would understand how they felt. :dunno:
Welcome to the site. wink
lhk
Kat
lol as they aint seen wot i lok like thats a little harsh hahahahahaha
Quote by jlaw74
Ok ladies now im curious wot you got me down as a cocky little F***er lol or a desperate little nobody who tries to grab peoples attention give it to me straight im a bigboy now hahhahahahaha

How about both, and a misogynist to boot.
You'll probably have to look that word up tho.
Quote by sexybbwnw
Ok ladies now im curious wot you got me down as a cocky little F***er lol or a desperate little nobody who tries to grab peoples attention give it to me straight im a bigboy now hahhahahahaha

How about both, and a misogynist to boot.
You'll probably have to look that word up tho.
ouch - you little misandrist you :twisted: wink
get yourself one of those coats with the target on the back you may need it biggrin