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Star signs- do they give a clue as to how people are in bed?

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In my opinion, as a believer in these things, I think they do provide a few clues. I have personally found I meet more Scorpios on here and in real life I also find them them to be the most "sexually focused" I have also observed that those with a Cancer star sign have more "emotiomal" sex.
So, the question is, have you spotted any trends which match the stereotype star sign?
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In my opinion, as a believer in these things, I think they do provide a few clues. I have personally found I meet more Scorpios on here and in real life I also find them them to be the most "sexually focused" I have also observed that those with a Cancer star sign have more "emotiomal" sex.
So, the question is, have you spotted any trends which match the stereotype star sign?

My sign is the dog. Need I say more.
i think your right about the emotional bit im a cancer my birthday was last week and i would say sex is more emotional for me but i can separate it
yes star signs do reflect a personality to a certain extext particularly when they miss match biggrin
Well I'm Pisces and have no idea what that says about me! dunno
try this link for a laugh biggrin
I'm a Gemini and it says:
Gemini are shizophrenic, unpredictable, incongruous and an enigma. Though they will usually tell you one thing, and then go do something absolutely different, they are not being two-faced. When Jesus said, "Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do," he was probably looking at a gaggle of Gemini.
This means, of course, that most Gemini are gay. Gemini homes always have closets, but it is often difficult to tell if they are coming in, or coming out of them. Or both. Two Gemini men are walking down the street. The foxiest lady on earth walks by, and one of them sighs. The other turns to him and says "Brucie! Shame on you! What was that all about?!!" And Brucie answers, "Oh, Ferdinand, she was so fabulous! And for the first time in my life I wished I was a lesbian!"
Gemini also love to "chase someone till they're caught." Women, especially, love to pricktease, and then when the guy falls all over them drooling, she'll *forget* she was ever remotely interested. Bitch.
innocent
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Well I'm Pisces and have no idea what that says about me! dunno

according to that link hun:
These wishy-washy nerds are the most sexually inept of all the signs. Pisces can't get it up, and Pisces women have pussies that are as wet and wide as the Mississippi. They often marry each other, which shows what nerds they really are. And of course they deserve each other. And it keeps the world fun for the rest of us.
The constellation under which they are born is sometimes called the "armpit of the zodiac", and it seems to rub off. There isn't enough Old Spice in the universe to solve this problem.
There isn't really much more to say about Pisces people. Except that creativity is often achieved through deprivation, and as a result, some of the most expressive artists were born Pisceans.
what a load of bollocks rolleyes except the artistic bit :thumbup:
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what a load of bollocks rolleyes except the artistic bit :thumbup:

I thought it was quite accurate actually! :giggle:
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My partner is a piscean and all i can say is i have no complaints at all. What a load of bollox
Suze xxx
We are both Cancerians (1st July & 4th July) and would have to agree that sexually we are both emtional.
Does being the same star sign mean a good match or not??
xx
In My experience, If somebody REALLY REALLY Believes in their stars, they are also Much More likely to believe you when you say.. "Go On try this.. I Bet you'll enjoy it"
Oh Yeah.. and you can draw up fake astrological Charts for Manipulative purposes!
(I reckon I'm gonna announce this as a joke, before one of you regulars kicks my ass)
Well, firstly, i'm a Piscean... so had to defend us Dreamers... I found this:
Sex is an emotional affair for the Fish, as is the case with much of their lives. Pisces is a sensual and creative lover, adoring playful sex and romping through erotic fantasies. Shyness goes out the door, if it's the bedroom door we're talking about! The Fish has a great appetite for sex and loves to keep things fluid and changeable. If their lover can indulge them in flights of fancy, they'll be primed all night long. For Pisceans, love and sex as a complete union is best, the better to feel safe, free and totally uninhibited. The Fish also loves to please their lover, so this union will definitely sizzle for two.
So I reckon.. anyone not with a Pisces partner is missing out lol
Any Pisces ladies feel free to contact me wink
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Well I'm Pisces and have no idea what that says about me! dunno

you have all the charm of a fish :dunno:
bolt
I'm a typical aquarian, apparently. No idea what that means.
H.x
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I'm a typical aquarian, apparently. No idea what that means.
H.x

it's spelt aquarium, you must be a fishwoman too :thumbup:.
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I'm a typical aquarian, apparently. No idea what that means.
H.x

it's spelt aquarium, you must be a fishwoman too :thumbup:.
Ah, that'll explain why everything is blury and people keep peering in through the window. I'll just go back behind this rock.
H.x
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
At Meaty and H.x yet again!
Aquarium! Classic!
And I am choosing to not be bothered about what Meaty said regarding me! flipa
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Sex is an emotional affair for the Fish, as is the case with much of their lives. Pisces is a sensual and creative lover, adoring playful sex and romping through erotic fantasies. Shyness goes out the door, if it's the bedroom door we're talking about! The Fish has a great appetite for sex and loves to keep things fluid and changeable. If their lover can indulge them in flights of fancy, they'll be primed all night long. For Pisceans, love and sex as a complete union is best, the better to feel safe, free and totally uninhibited. The Fish also loves to please their lover, so this union will definitely sizzle for two.

Ooooo that MUST have been written by an ex girlfriend of mine!!! :smug:
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And I am choosing to not be bothered about what Meaty said regarding me! flipa

No problem, Haddockchops kiss
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And I am choosing to not be bothered about what Meaty said regarding me! flipa

No problem, Haddockchops kiss
smackbottom
I may be a fish but because you've told everyone I'm forced to show them the picture of that night we spent together!!

Gissa snog!
when you said 'bring a net' i thought you were after a 3some with my friend annette :shock:
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when you said 'bring a net' i thought you were after a 3some with my friend annette :shock:

Is that the best you can do Meaty? poke
You seemed to know what I meant when I said bring your rod!
wink
...........swims out from behind her rock and tries to eat the soggy popcorn before it floats away.
H.x
i do sem to have developed what the french call 'a passion for poisson'
Mmmmm nothing beats the taste of fishy fingers
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i do sem to have developed what the french call 'a passion for poisson'
Mmmmm nothing beats the taste of fishy fingers

Meaty! You just have to take it to the gutter! :giggle:
All I can say is I'm finkin of a response on the same scale as yours you dirty beggar!
................swims back behind her rock shaking her head thinking, 'that meaty's going the right way to having a battered cod piece'.
H.x
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................swims back behind her rock shaking her head thinking, 'that meaty's going the right way to having a battered cod piece'.
H.x

lol :lol: :lol:
In his dreams!
wink
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just don't hurt my scollops :scared:

I've always been very fussy when it comes to sea food - now I know why! :P
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try this link for a laugh biggrin
I'm a Gemini and it says:
Gemini are shizophrenic, unpredictable, incongruous and an enigma. Though they will usually tell you one thing, and then go do something absolutely different, they are not being two-faced. When Jesus said, "Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do," he was probably looking at a gaggle of Gemini.
This means, of course, that most Gemini are gay. Gemini homes always have closets, but it is often difficult to tell if they are coming in, or coming out of them. Or both. Two Gemini men are walking down the street. The foxiest lady on earth walks by, and one of them sighs. The other turns to him and says "Brucie! Shame on you! What was that all about?!!" And Brucie answers, "Oh, Ferdinand, she was so fabulous! And for the first time in my life I wished I was a lesbian!"
Gemini also love to "chase someone till they're caught." Women, especially, love to pricktease, and then when the guy falls all over them drooling, she'll *forget* she was ever remotely interested. Bitch.
innocent

Sass....Im a Gemini too- Would that make it four in a bed??
:bounce: :bounce::bounce::bounce:
I'm a scorpio........ biggrin
And yes, people have commented before that I'm rather sex-charged!
I guess you can read into stars and horoscopes as much as you want to, if you want it to fit you, then it will, if you think it's all a load of tosh, then likewise.
I guess a bit like having your fortune told, but that's a whole other story.