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Star signs- do they give a clue as to how people are in bed?
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I'm a typical aquarian, apparently. No idea what that means.
H.x
Charming, exciting, completely unpredictable and among the most original, inventive and complex people in the zodiac, Aquarians fuck like rabbits. The Kama Sutra was probably first used as an elementary school coloring book for Aquarius kids.
Though they are intuitive dreamers, they also have a sharp analytical perception. Thus, they can dream of a new sexual position and immediately know if it is a physical possibility. Advances in civilization, science, and new inventions are a special interest to this sign. Most sex aids were invented by Aquarians.
Generous to a fault, it was an Aquarius who invented the "pity fuck." Someone having a rough time? Well, fuck 'em! Literally! It'll cheer him up, at least. Of course, when an Aquarius screws you, you may walk bowlegged for months. It depends on how many positions, "toys" and hours the session lasts.
On the dark side, an Aquarius is a free spirit who doesn't give a shit for other people's opinions. At times they are careless, slovenly and absent-minded. Even odoriferous. People of this sign are the most likely to have fleas, lice, herpes and VD. And pass them on.
Famous Aqaurians include: Vanessa Redgrave, Zsa Zsa Gabor, and her sister Eva, Kim Novak, Paul Newman, Clark Gable, John Barrymore, Cahrles Dickens, Thomas Edison, Lewis Carroll and Robert Burns.
Yep. Tipical aquarian.
H.x
Warming the Bed
"Aries people are dynamic, quick, original, energetic, innovative leaders who are downright disgusting to be around. These are the first people bought joggers, and actually jogged in them. They are the people who read the text in sex manuals. And try to follow it by the numbers.
Aries are honest and direct, and quick to find a motel room when the boss's wife is horny. This is the guy who gets the woman into the bedroom with a promise of 10 inches and 3 times, and turns out to have 3 inches, but does it 10 times.
The Aries affair usually gets pretty kinky, because with that limber body and great stamina, they get bored with "the same old thing" every night. From woman-on-top to shetland-pony-on-top is not a long leap for an Aries"
Well... One part of that is right.. I Am disgusting to be Around...
Aries are honest and direct, and quick to find a motel room when the boss's wife is horny. This is the guy who gets the woman into the bedroom with a promise of 10 inches and 3 times, and turns out to have 3 inches, but does it 10 times.
The Aries affair usually gets pretty kinky, because with that limber body and great stamina, they get bored with "the same old thing" every night. From woman-on-top to shetland-pony-on-top is not a long leap for an Aries"
Well... One part of that is right.. I Am disgusting to be Around...
:rascal:This is what it says about Leo (July 24-August 23)
Bollocks.
Bollocks.
Can be.
No it don't.
What!
No long term relationships here so sounds right.
Never married but probably right.
Never been in a honeymoon suite.
I like to think so.
Not sure on that.
No way would i try that.
I think i am.
Definatly.
With great personal charm and animal magnetism
Bollocks.
Leos don't have to be good-looking to get some nookie.
Bollocks.
Leos are also romantic
Can be.
which helps a lot in the free fuck department.
No it don't.
However, all this charm is superficial
What!
and though Leos make great one-night stands
No long term relationships here so sounds right.
they usually flop as spouses.
Never married but probably right.
An example might be of the Leo couple who wind up in a candle-lit honeymoon suite, and she enters the bedroom in a classy lace nightie, and he slowly removes it, and kisses her all over. But when they get into bed, all they can do is talk about how wonderful and romantic they make each other feel. She's frigid and he can't get it up.
Never been in a honeymoon suite.
But on the brighter side, a Leo is a wonderful confidant someone you can tell anything to. A good shoulder to cry on.
I like to think so.
On the other hand, a Leo tends to let conceit and vanity get in the way.
Not sure on that.
They make great sales-people -- they can sell fishnet stockings to a quadraplegiac.
No way would i try that.
Leos, however, are themselves very trusting and generous.
I think i am.
The phrases "The checkis in the mail", "I love you", and "I won't cum in your mouth" are all on the Top 10 Phrases to save for Leos.
Definatly.
Famous Leos include Peter O'Toole, Lucille Ball, Herman Melville, George Bernard Shaw, Cecil B DeMille and Claude Debussy.
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I'm a typical aquarian, apparently. No idea what that means.
H.x
Charming, exciting, completely unpredictable and among the most original, inventive and complex people in the zodiac, Aquarians fuck like rabbits. The Kama Sutra was probably first used as an elementary school coloring book for Aquarius kids.
Though they are intuitive dreamers, they also have a sharp analytical perception. Thus, they can dream of a new sexual position and immediately know if it is a physical possibility. Advances in civilization, science, and new inventions are a special interest to this sign. Most sex aids were invented by Aquarians.
Generous to a fault, it was an Aquarius who invented the "pity fuck." Someone having a rough time? Well, fuck 'em! Literally! It'll cheer him up, at least. Of course, when an Aquarius screws you, you may walk bowlegged for months. It depends on how many positions, "toys" and hours the session lasts.
On the dark side, an Aquarius is a free spirit who doesn't give a shit for other people's opinions. At times they are careless, slovenly and absent-minded. Even odoriferous. People of this sign are the most likely to have fleas, lice, herpes and VD. And pass them on.
Famous Aqaurians include: Vanessa Redgrave, Zsa Zsa Gabor, and her sister Eva, Kim Novak, Paul Newman, Clark Gable, John Barrymore, Cahrles Dickens, Thomas Edison, Lewis Carroll and Robert Burns.
Yep. Tipical aquarian.
H.x
This describes my ex to a T ! He is in my top 5 of best lovers though.
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In my opinion, as a believer in these things, I think they do provide a few clues. I have personally found I meet more Scorpios on here and in real life I also find them them to be the most "sexually focused" I have also observed that those with a Cancer star sign have more "emotiomal" sex.
So, the question is, have you spotted any trends which match the stereotype star sign?
as cancer all i can say is that i have never had a one -off, all my sex has been with men i have been in a relationship with. I don't think it's emotional as in needy or clingy just not 'cold' stuff - although take it like that sometimes we make love and sometimes we fuck if you get my drift.
Scorpio's are the most highly sexed of all the signs of the zodiac. Dynamic, passionate & aggressive, a Scorpio's first date with someone normally ends in . The back seat is where he/she makes his/her moves. The trunk is where he/she keeps your EX...and his/her "toys". Because of their obnoxious behavior, Scorpio's are often challenged to duels. Their choice of weapons is usually a tactical nuclear device at 30 paces.
Scorpio's are prone to excesses: booze, drugs, sex, bad puns, etc. They usually exploit the weaknesses of others, who fall victim to their capacity for total lust & sexual abberation. In youth, Scorpio's hide in locker rooms of the opposite sex, waiting for just one person to remain. In adulthood, they hide in dark alleys. And in old age, they hang around playgrounds with bags of candy.
Here fishy fishy fishy... I have some lovely popcorn for you :twisted:
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Well, firstly, i'm a Piscean... so had to defend us Dreamers... I found this:
Sex is an emotional affair for the Fish, as is the case with much of their lives. Pisces is a sensual and creative lover, adoring playful sex and romping through erotic fantasies. Shyness goes out the door, if it's the bedroom door we're talking about! The Fish has a great appetite for sex and loves to keep things fluid and changeable. If their lover can indulge them in flights of fancy, they'll be primed all night long. For Pisceans, love and sex as a complete union is best, the better to feel safe, free and totally uninhibited. The Fish also loves to please their lover, so this union will definitely sizzle for two.
So I reckon.. anyone not with a Pisces partner is missing out
Any Pisces ladies feel free to contact me
Im a pisces and totally agree with the above.........!!!! I am such a dreamer hehe
xanaisx
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well im a tarus so what am i suppose be like in the hay then
Taurus is one alluring package, thanks in part to their love of beautiful things. Those lucky enough to snare this lover will find that the best, amazingly, has been hidden from view! In private, the Bull is an intense partner, and one quite happy to have sensual encounters go on all night long. The Energizer Bunny of the Zodiac has arrived! These days and nights of play should be punctuated with conversation, fantasies, seduction, even a few edible treats, the better to create the perfect mood. Sex as a release from the more practical aspects of life is often all the Bull wants. If this play date can be scheduled for Taurus's beloved home, all the better, since comfort is always on the Bull's mind.
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Im a Scorpio too. Ive never been told I look like one but been told Im a typical Scorpio.....
hope they just meant the good bits 
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Quote by H-x
I'm a typical aquarian, apparently. No idea what that means.
H.x
Charming, exciting, completely unpredictable and among the most original, inventive and complex people in the zodiac, Aquarians fuck like rabbits. The Kama Sutra was probably first used as an elementary school coloring book for Aquarius kids.
Though they are intuitive dreamers, they also have a sharp analytical perception. Thus, they can dream of a new sexual position and immediately know if it is a physical possibility. Advances in civilization, science, and new inventions are a special interest to this sign. Most sex aids were invented by Aquarians.
Generous to a fault, it was an Aquarius who invented the "pity fuck." Someone having a rough time? Well, fuck 'em! Literally! It'll cheer him up, at least. Of course, when an Aquarius screws you, you may walk bowlegged for months. It depends on how many positions, "toys" and hours the session lasts.
On the dark side, an Aquarius is a free spirit who doesn't give a shit for other people's opinions. At times they are careless, slovenly and absent-minded. Even odoriferous. People of this sign are the most likely to have fleas, lice, herpes and VD. And pass them on.
Famous Aqaurians include: Vanessa Redgrave, Zsa Zsa Gabor, and her sister Eva, Kim Novak, Paul Newman, Clark Gable, John Barrymore, Cahrles Dickens, Thomas Edison, Lewis Carroll and Robert Burns.
Yep. Tipical aquarian.
H.x
i, don`t smell! as i`m sure H-x don`t :cry:
Quote by Him30_her19
well im a tarus so what am i suppose be like in the hay then
Taurus is one alluring package, thanks in part to their love of beautiful things. Those lucky enough to snare this lover will find that the best, amazingly, has been hidden from view! In private, the Bull is an intense partner, and one quite happy to have sensual encounters go on all night long. The Energizer Bunny of the Zodiac has arrived! These days and nights of play should be punctuated with conversation, fantasies, seduction, even a few edible treats, the better to create the perfect mood. Sex as a release from the more practical aspects of life is often all the Bull wants. If this play date can be scheduled for Taurus's beloved home, all the better, since comfort is always on the Bull's mind.
:P
I love it that was great,
are you coming onto me??
