Cheesey...very very cheesey
but what cheesey songs do you know..or even, can sing?
theres so many out there i wonder wh omight add a line from their cheesey song?
jw
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Star trecking across the universe.......
:shock: JOE!!!! I knew there was a reason I loved you.
I have a passion, a HUGE passion for cheesy novelty records, i have loads on vinyl and cd, and know all the owrds to loads and LOADS.
Black Lace for Prime minister
:lol: :lol:
aaaaa-gaaaaa- do do do
push pineapple shake the tree
a-ga- do do do
push pineapple
grind coffee
to the left, to the right
jump up and down and to the knees
come and dance every night to a hula melody :lol: :lol: :lol:
I have a passion, a HUGE passion for cheesy novelty records, i have loads on vinyl and cd, and know all the owrds to loads and LOADS.
Black Lace for Prime minister
:lol: :lol:aaaaa-gaaaaa- do do do
push pineapple shake the tree
a-ga- do do do
push pineapple
grind coffee
to the left, to the right
jump up and down and to the knees
come and dance every night to a hula melody :lol: :lol: :lol:
I have this one on 7 inch vinyl
John Kettley is a weatherman by tribe of toffs
OOOOhhhhhhhh
Ayrton Senna's got the voice of a tenor
Peter Snow sings very low
Mark Barano is a soprano
and John Kettley, John Kettley, John Kettley
is a weatherman
John Kettley is a weatherman
a weatherman
a weatherman
John Kettley is a weatherman
and so is Michael Fish
Simon Parkin's always larkin
Eric Lane is the same
Jonothan Ross collects moss
and John Kettley, John Kettley, John Kettley
is a weatherman
Lester Piggot couldn't dig it
David Icke rides a bike
Richard Keys has got no knees
and John Kettley, John Kettley, John Kettley
is a weatherman
Debbie Thrower's got a lawnmower
Johnny Marr he plays guitar
David Steele lives in Keele
and John Kettley, John Kettley, John Kettley
is a weatherman
Chuck Knox has blue socks
Andy Crane has got no brain
Bernard Davy left the navy
and John Kettley, John Kettley, John Kettley
is a weatherman
John Kettley is a weatherman
a weatherman
a weatherman
John Kettley is a weatherman
and so is Michael Fish
and so is Billy Giles
and so is Ian McGaskill
so is Wincy Willis
John Kettley is a weatherman by tribe of toffs
OOOOhhhhhhhh
Ayrton Senna's got the voice of a tenor
Peter Snow sings very low
Mark Barano is a soprano
and John Kettley, John Kettley, John Kettley
is a weatherman
John Kettley is a weatherman
a weatherman
a weatherman
John Kettley is a weatherman
and so is Michael Fish
Simon Parkin's always larkin
Eric Lane is the same
Jonothan Ross collects moss
and John Kettley, John Kettley, John Kettley
is a weatherman
Lester Piggot couldn't dig it
David Icke rides a bike
Richard Keys has got no knees
and John Kettley, John Kettley, John Kettley
is a weatherman
Debbie Thrower's got a lawnmower
Johnny Marr he plays guitar
David Steele lives in Keele
and John Kettley, John Kettley, John Kettley
is a weatherman
Chuck Knox has blue socks
Andy Crane has got no brain
Bernard Davy left the navy
and John Kettley, John Kettley, John Kettley
is a weatherman
John Kettley is a weatherman
a weatherman
a weatherman
John Kettley is a weatherman
and so is Michael Fish
and so is Billy Giles
and so is Ian McGaskill
so is Wincy Willis
Sex God
Oi've got a brand new combine harvester
And I'll give you the key.
:D:D:D:D:D
And I'll give you the key.
:D:D:D:D:D oooohhh winchy yes, yes, YESSSSSS!!!!
do ya know what this thread is like a virtual orgasm for me
hwoar:
love all the songs mentioned, and know all the words
and winchy, you SO gotta find big fish little fish, its fab....try youtube ing it
some of the blinders i have in my collection...
Kenny The Kangaroo By michael barrymore
snot rap by Kenny everett
both sam fox hits :shock:
frog chorus
superman black lace
agadoo black lace
and loaaaaddssss more :lol:
and my prized posessions....2 black lace LPs :inlove:
do ya know what this thread is like a virtual orgasm for me
hwoar:love all the songs mentioned, and know all the words
and winchy, you SO gotta find big fish little fish, its fab....try youtube ing it
some of the blinders i have in my collection...
Kenny The Kangaroo By michael barrymore
snot rap by Kenny everett
both sam fox hits :shock:
frog chorus
superman black lace
agadoo black lace
and loaaaaddssss more :lol:
and my prized posessions....2 black lace LPs :inlove:
Mod
AHH!! but is Ernie the fastest :lol: in the west 
:lol: in the west 
Mod
John Kettley is a Weatherman - wasn't that by Half Man, Half Biscuit? :shock:
Mal
(who should know better than to own up to even knowing the bloody song!!)
Mal
(who should know better than to own up to even knowing the bloody song!!)
Quote by Mal
John Kettley is a Weatherman - wasn't that by Half Man, Half Biscuit? :shock:
Not sure about if that was them, but HMHB are responsible, IMHO, for the greatest novelty song ever recorded: The Trumpton Riots
Someone get a message through to Captain Snort
That they better start assembling the boys from the fort.
And keep Mrs. Honeyman right out of sight,
Cos there's gonna be riot down in Trumpton Tonight.
Classic stuff
Sex God
Quote by Missy
:karaoke: Livin next door to Alice!.... :karaoke:
Who the F*** is Alice :giggle:
I am SO struggling to keep my beak out of this thread....miss Kitty I have that one too....and yes I know all the words to :shock:
I have one called Something so real by the chin heads...which were people upside down with their chins and mouths made up to be faces....used to advertise McKewans
after a google i found this
The song was actually titled 'something so real' and was performed by scottish band 'love decree', It was recorded at mayfair studio in london and produced by none other than B A Robertson. Written by Grant Mcintosh and Robin gow, vocalist and keyboard player respectively, The song went on to top at number 63 in the british chart when it was officially released in 1989.
its a fab song and one i often dig out and have a listen too.
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I have one called Something so real by the chin heads...which were people upside down with their chins and mouths made up to be faces....used to advertise McKewans
after a google i found this
The song was actually titled 'something so real' and was performed by scottish band 'love decree', It was recorded at mayfair studio in london and produced by none other than B A Robertson. Written by Grant Mcintosh and Robin gow, vocalist and keyboard player respectively, The song went on to top at number 63 in the british chart when it was officially released in 1989.
its a fab song and one i often dig out and have a listen too.
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