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Strange Sayings...

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mellow
Master of Sex
I heard this one today, which made me laugh...
"I was in and out like a whippets willy!"
Have you got any strange sayings......????
RSAB2
Sex God
Quote by mellow
I heard this one today, which made me laugh...
"I was in and out like a whippets willy!"
Have you got any strange sayings......????

FFS I wish people wouldn't do that - choked again on my cup of tea!
Mrs RSAB2 xxx :angel:
mellow
Master of Sex
lmao mrs rsab2!!! splurting on the pc, thats a favourite pastime of mine too!!
Libra__Love
Sex God
Her fanny was so loose it was like throwing a sausage down the High Street.
Lazeeboy
Sex God
Made her face look like a plasterers bucket.
Unknown User
Plug the toaster (or any electrical appliance) out
Drifter
Orgasminator
One of my favourites is
"Up and down like a whore's drawers"
Unknown User
Fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down lol
Unknown User
He'd shag the hole in flipper's head
Apologies to dolphin lovers everywhere wink
RSAB2
Sex God
:giggle:
If only i could think of one that was worthy!
Mrs RSAB2 xxx :angel:
O____K__
Sexpert
Quote by Libra-Love
Her fanny was so loose it was like throwing a sausage down the High Street.

She has a cunt like a fucking horse collar!!! rolleyes redface lol
Libra__Love
Sex God
She has a cunt like a fucking horse collar!!! rolleyes redface lol

Eeew...that language was just nasty!
O____K__
Sexpert
Quote by LadyFeeBee
He'd shag the hole in flipper's head
Apologies to dolphin lovers everywhere wink

All his brains are in his trousers!!! :beer: :shock: confused
RSAB2
Sex God
Face like a bulldog licking pi** off a nettle!
Libra__Love
Sex God
and to follow on.....
One for when he's finished going down....
with a face like a bull-dog eating porridge
Unknown User
RSAB2
You beat me to that one....
How about
A face like a bulldog chewing a wasp
Unknown User
Or
Looks like his face was on fire and somebody put it out with a shovel
JonJon
Orgasminator
(s)he fell out of the ugly tree, hit every branch on the way down, and landed in a patch of nettles.
Damn - note to self - read whole thread sorry Lady F redface
Unknown User
Shit
missed out the nettles lol
Cassiopeia
Sex God
One that I heard only this week..
im so hungry i could chew the nuns arse through the convent gates :shock: ll
OR
im so hungry i could eat a dead dog loon
Calista
Sex God
He/she has got a face like a smacked arse!!!
simon__says
Sex God
Quote by Libra-Love
Her fanny was so loose it was like throwing a sausage down the High Street.

i like that one!!! might have to sue that one in then future!!!
JGL
simon__says
Sex God
Quote by Calista
He/she has got a face like a smacked arse!!!

sound like me when i've had the piss taken out of me at a munch!!!!
JGL
Unknown User
I'm so hungry - I could eat a scabby donkey betwenn two piss stained mattresses
mellow
Master of Sex
I was dripping as he was licking......
HornyRed
Sex God
when your suffering from the "trots"..MY ARS HOLES LIKE A FRESH BULLET WOUND
mellow
Master of Sex
my mouth's like the distilled essence of a camel's armpit..... (after a night on the "pop")
HornyRed
Sex God
HES/SHES GOT MORE GOB THAN A COWS GOT C**T
Unknown User
She bangs like a shit house door
I'm begining to think I had a mis-spent youth!!!!