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hang on, maybe i'm dawn, yep...have the breasts :shock:
Quote by easy
So who the hell am I? Maybe I'm Dawn-Mids? dunno
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You bastard easy, I just laughed so hard I ended up crying :cry: redface
kiss
Quote by easy
no youre Teppic shes Easy lol
sorry Dawn redface

See warwick's verified it. Easy is Dawn_Mids... :smug:
I'm not easy mad :x :x :x
I'm Dawn_Mids.........I think, yes, I am :!:
I hope your enjoying my breasts cos its as close as your going to get to having a feel rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
How did that happen confused:
I don't flucking believe, even warwick has me bouncers.
No way did you do that on your own :shock: Who helped you?????? Come on, tell Dawnie mad
lol
Really pleased with meself I am
Did that all on me ownsome :shock:
Quote by warwick
Really pleased with meself I am
Did that all on me ownsome :shock:

I am so going to smack your arse when I see you warwick smackbottom
Easy.......be afraid, be very afraid mad
teppic, I'm not too sure what I'm going to do with you yet rolleyes
lol
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Really pleased with meself I am
Did that all on me ownsome :shock:

I am so going to smack your arse when I see you warwick smackbottom
Easy.......be afraid, be very afraid mad
teppic, I'm not too sure what I'm going to do with you yet rolleyes
lol
whatever your going to do to me, i wait with baited breath
Quote by Dawn_Mids
I hope your enjoying my breasts cos its as close as your going to get to having a feel rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Really? I'll remind you of that at the next Munch. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Dawn_Mids
I don't flucking believe, even warwick has me bouncers.
No way did you do that on your own :shock: Who helped you?????? Come on, tell Dawnie mad

Wasn't me. Honest. biggrin Did it all by himself.
*goes off to manipulate Dawns boobs with photoshop :twisted: *
Quote by easy
I hope your enjoying my breasts cos its as close as your going to get to having a feel rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Really? I'll remind you of that at the next Munch. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Sod off :rotflmao:
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*goes off to manipulate Dawns boobs with photoshop :twisted: *

Hey this avatar thingy is fun lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
i have now removed your breasts dawn, but now i feel....somehow.....naked without them confused :shock:
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i have now removed your breasts dawn, but now i feel....somehow.....naked without them confused :shock:

Thank you teppic, just keep hold of the memories........ I said MEMORIES rolleyes
Dawn :silly:
Quote by Jas-Tim
Jas: So go on then, what would you do if you were a woman for the day?
Quick as a flash with no delay.
Tim: I'd put a gherkin up my tuppence, lamb chops in my bra, and peas down my pants.
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

Aww, c'mon, Jas. Based upon the lightning speed and utter sincerity of Timmy's response, weren't you tempted, just a little, as a woman, to go off and give it a try? confused
Let's not start with this eh? wink
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Don't make me find the ones you originally sent me lol
Oh sod it, I'm going to find them anyway :giggle:
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Don't make me find the ones you originally sent me lol
Oh sod it, I'm going to find them anyway :giggle:

:eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
bolt

*goes off to change his avatar back ASAP*

You may win this time, but I'll be back. And I'll bring more bollox with me next time.
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA .
Quote by easy
:eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
bolt

*goes off to change his avatar back ASAP*
You may win this time, but I'll be back. And I'll bring more bollox with me next time.
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA .

Phew, was worried. Trying to think what other pictures you have of me lol
I see what other pics I have of you and that would have been a below the belt joke :giggle:
*goes off to find her original avatar*
Thanks for making this morning go quicker easy kiss
I have some where I need to be :bolt:
Let's just say that if I had GIF editing software, you'd be in serious trouble.
:P lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
kiss Catch you later Dawn.
Quote by VenusnMars
Peas! Why is it always peas?!
Venusxxx

Well he likes them doesn't he, I'm surprised he didn't want to weigh himself before and after as well. biggrin
Oh. and they should be fresh, but you can get away with frozen petit pois at a push.
Polo, He's going through a gherkin phase at the moment, so no negotiation on that point at the moment confused
Do you have any idea how annoying it is to be woken up by someone trying to force feed you gherkins, because "they know that if they can just get you to eat one more then you'll love them, honest" :sad:
Reese, I can honestly say that the thought had never occured to me before, and still doesn't appeal to me now.
Just imagine how strange your boobs would look with bits of chop bone sticking out of your bra. :shock:
Warwick sillyhwoar: Nice tits :phwoar: you put poor Dawn to shame :giggle:
After reading all the responses, I can safely say that my original statement that members of this site are responsible for his weirdness, has been totally validated. :P
Jas
XXX
Quote by Jas-Tim
After reading all the responses, I can safely say that my original statement that members of this site are responsible for his weirdness, has been totally validated. :P
Jas
XXX

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Quote by Jas-Tim
I'd put a gherkin up my tuppence, lamb chops in my bra, and peas down my pants.

So that's what's meant by meat and two veg!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: lol :lol: :lol:
responsible for his wierdness
dont look at me him or him rolleyes
does tim really look like badly drawn boy confused:
Quote by warwick
responsible for his wierdness
dont look at me him or him rolleyes
does tim really look like badly drawn boy confused:

Till I'm done with him. Then he'll look like well-fucked-man.
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by warwick
responsible for his wierdness
dont look at me him or him rolleyes
does tim really look like badly drawn boy confused:

I'm looking at you all :jagsatwork: you naughty warwicks smackbottom :smackbottom:
I don't really know what badly drawn boy looks like but he does look like his avatar. dunno
Jas
XXX
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responsible for his wierdness
dont look at me him or him rolleyes
does tim really look like badly drawn boy confused:

Till I'm done with him. Then he'll look like well-fucked-man.
Promises promises :twisted:
timmyxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by Jas-Tim
responsible for his wierdness
dont look at me him or him rolleyes
does tim really look like badly drawn boy confused:

I'm looking at you all :jagsatwork: you naughty warwicks smackbottom :smackbottom:
I don't really know what badly drawn boy looks like but he does look like his avatar. dunno
Jas
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And very cute he is too Jas biggrin
Quote by Jas-Tim
Jas: So go on then, what would you do if you were a woman for the day?
sad Knowing my luck - fall pregnant. :(
lhk
Kat
Quote by Timmy
Promises promises :twisted:
timmyxxxxxxxxxxx

You're on one, babe. Gonna take pix in a mo..