Stranger by the day

28 Jan 2005

Tim and I were lying snuggling in bed last night chatting about various things, as you do.
The conversation turned to sex, what a surprise, and I realised that I had never asked him that most basic of all questions to ask a man. So the conversation went something like this:-
Jas: So go on then, what would you do if you were a woman for the day?
Quick as a flash with no delay.
Tim: I'd put a gherkin up my tuppence, lamb chops in my bra, and peas down my pants.
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:
When I'd finally finished laughing
Jas:Please tell me why?
Tim: Why not?
Now I know we should be tolerant of others, and different things turn different people on.
That's just bloody peculiar though :huh:
Jas
XXX
Can I just add, that I'm holding a variety of people from this site responsible for his ever increasing eccentricities. smackbottom

28 Jan 2005

most folks fantasise about being french maids or skool girls :twisted: :twisted:
but ive never heard of anyone wanting to be a dinner lady

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

28 Jan 2005

Dinner lady.... sounds like he wants to make a right meal of it... rolleyes

:roll:
I'll get my coat! redface

28 Jan 2005

What he just said! :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Priceless!
Mal
wink

28 Jan 2005

Quote by Jas-Tim
Tim: I'd put a gherkin up my tuppence, lamb chops in my bra, and peas down my pants.

Peas! Why is it always peas?!
Venusxxx

28 Jan 2005

Does it have to be a gherkin? rolleyes

28 Jan 2005

If you used a gherkin, would the vinegar make you tight? :uhoh:
Venusxxx

28 Jan 2005

Why is this strange confused

I thought this was every males fantasy
just wondered though Jas are they frozen or fresh peas :?:

28 Jan 2005

Quote by warwick
Why is this strange
I thought this was every males fantasy
just wondered though Jas are they frozen or fresh peas :?:

Now why did I know that warwick wouldn't have a problem with Tims wierdness lol

I suppose we have to be grateful you never suggested tinned rolleyes

Dawn :silly:

28 Jan 2005

this post has me very worried, as a male i do this on a weekly basis anyway,

28 Jan 2005

Well said Teppic
i thought we all did rolleyes

live and learn

28 Jan 2005

Quote by teppic
this post has me very worried, as a male i do this on a weekly basis anyway,

What? Worry?

28 Jan 2005

well, if this is just a fantasy for tim if he could be a woman for the day, i meant, do you have to be a woman to do this, is it normal for guys???
oh, the vinegar helps wink

and brussel sprouts in each ear looks fantastic

28 Jan 2005

no no no not sprouts Teppic, carrots are far more fetching for your ears
sprouts should only ever be used in conjunction with gherkins ( see earlier)

28 Jan 2005

Is anybody else feeling hungry? I could go a roast. :twisted:
Seriously though, he would be one tasty lady.....boom boom!
Sorry. redface

28 Jan 2005

Man goes to the doctors with peas up his nose, a carrot in one ear and a gherkin in the other. Says "Doctor, what's wrong with me?"
Doc says "You're not eating properly".
Ok, Ok, I'm getting my coat.

28 Jan 2005

Quote by warwick
no no no not sprouts Teppic, carrots are far more fetching for your ears
sprouts should only ever be used in conjunction with gherkins ( see earlier)

i did try carrots, but they clash, with my complection, green goes with my eyes

28 Jan 2005

Well as a women, and yes I am very much female, I can honestly say I have never wanted to dress as a 4 course meal be it male or female rolleyes

Dawn :silly:

28 Jan 2005

You havent :shock:
dawn you are soooooooooooo kinky lol

28 Jan 2005

Quote by warwick
You havent :shock:
dawn you are soooooooooooo kinky

You don't know the half of it :giggle:
bolt

28 Jan 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Well as a women, and yes I am very much female, I can honestly say I have never wanted to dress as a 4 course meal be it male or female
Dawn :silly:

but would you consider being desert????? :P :twisted:

28 Jan 2005

Quote by teppic
but would you consider being desert????? :P :twisted:

With cream and strawberries?
Dawn :giggle:

28 Jan 2005

So is it just me, or does anyone else do gravy as well?

28 Jan 2005

Wouldnt be the same without the gravy
if its a special day I like to wear a Yorkshire pud on my head aswell

28 Jan 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
but would you consider being desert????? :P :twisted:

With cream and strawberries?
Dawn :giggle:
whatever you want, i'm easy (yes the rumours are true)

28 Jan 2005

Quote by warwick
if its a special day I like to wear a Yorkshire pud on my head aswell

Now that I'd like to see lol

:lol: :lol:

28 Jan 2005

Quote by teppic
whatever you want, i'm easy (yes the rumours are true)

No your teppic, that guy up there :laughabove: is easy rolleyes

Dawn :silly:

28 Jan 2005

Quote by teppic
whatever you want, i'm easy (yes the rumours are true)

So who the hell am I? Maybe I'm Dawn-Mids? dunno

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28 Jan 2005

no youre Teppic shes Easy lol

sorry Dawn redface

28 Jan 2005

Quote by warwick
no youre Teppic shes Easy
sorry Dawn

See warwick's verified it. Easy is Dawn_Mids... :smug: