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Sex God
How do they work..? :shock: :shock:
I mean, I know what they are supposed to do, but I can never get the right rhythm or speed going. The last poor geezer that volunteered for target practice had a squeeky voice for a week.
Mind you, I have only tried once with a borrowed one a pal lent me. But now I really think I should have my own. biggrin :D
Any tips before I reveal to Hosty what his Christmas present is? :twisted: :twisted:
Hxx
If Blue doesn't know, no-one does!!! :shock:
Mal
wink
Sex God
Quote by mal609
If Blue doesn't know, no-one does!!! :shock:
Mal
wink

I thought the same thing as well.
I'm guessing that plenty of lube (and maybe a couple of stiff drinks for both of you) may be in order.
Have fun guys. :wink: lol
G'day all from Outdoorfun.
Well this Heather girl that I am so very attached to keeps the pressire up more than a bit !!!
I am not at all used to having our future fun and games debated in advance in a forum.
But if that's the way she wnats it - who am I to argue.
Right, Heather - this'll sort it ....
my fine lady is keeen to try this out, so , we'd be happy to hear from those who would like to help out
this excludes trannies with bigger shoulders than mine and scary couples with eyes like Cherie Blair
and there I was looking forward to a quiet weekend after last weekend's party
from the land of the politically incorrect
terry
I just cant seem to get the right angle :shock: lol
I may have let myself in for a bit of a surpsrise or two. Just so you know:
As far as I am concerned my image of strapons involves , herself, myself and a female third party -
'natch
T
Sex God
Quote by outdoorfun
I may have let myself in for a bit of a surpsrise or two. Just so you know:
As far as I am concerned my image of strapons involves , herself, myself and a female third party -
'natch
T

rotflmao
I expect you'll need less lube then. :giggle: wink
Warming the Bed
Well Heather, to some extent it will depend on the orifice being "treated". If on another girl and her more usual receptacle, then I don't see the problem. If the tighter alternative is being explored, then a lot of relaxing foreplay, lubrication and gentleness are the order of the day, pretty much in that sequence.
I would have to ask, but K might be happy to demonstrate for you!
get a double ended dildo slide it in your strap on and then you both can have fun at the same time
:twisted:
Sex God
Aw... sad
Hosty, I had envisaged you, me, a strap on and perhaps a packet of Paxo - economy size of course! :smug:
If anyone has one of those distance learning cassettes - you know the sort, Homosexuality in five easy steps - it would be great if you could lend it to me. biggrin
What say you all...? It has to be a better way to spend Sunday afternoon other than the usual Eastenders Omnibus / F1 Grand Prix debate...
Sex God
Quote by Heather
Aw... sad
Hosty, I had envisaged you, me, a strap on and perhaps a packet of Paxo - economy size of course! :smug:
If anyone has one of those distance learning cassettes - you know the sort, Homosexuality in five easy steps - it would be great if you could lend it to me. biggrin
What say you all...? It has to be a better way to spend Sunday afternoon other than the usual Eastenders Omnibus / F1 Grand Prix debate...

rotflmao
STOPPIT YOU TWO. You're killing me. :rotflmao:
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Hi Heather,
Haven't said much on here for a while but for my comeback post, I will volunteer for more of your practice until you are happy you've got it right :rascal:
We have both used a strap-on and been on the reciving end and have had a few problems.
1. The rhythm is hard to maintain.
2. Because it has no feeling its hard to judge the depth and is quite easy to pull all the way out. This can be a little sore unless you are very relaxed.
3. The angle is often awkward and can rub the wrong bits.
So in the end we just take the dildo out the strap and use it by hand, which is f**king ace.
xxx
Del and Gill
p.s. just use lots of lube and you can use poppers to help to relax the back door.
dont use lub on gingster heather
make the bugger scream cool
Warming the Bed
F1 Grand Prix, Heather? ...... Think I'ld rather stand on a motorway bridge and watch the traffic; every bit as thrilling ..... But m/cyle racing ..... now that really is exciting stuff to watch' not least because they really can overtake each other without going into the pits.
Quote by Heather
Aw... sad
Hosty, I had envisaged you, me, a strap on and perhaps a packet of Paxo - economy size of course! :smug:
If anyone has one of those distance learning cassettes - you know the sort, Homosexuality in five easy steps - it would be great if you could lend it to me. biggrin
What say you all...? It has to be a better way to spend Sunday afternoon other than the usual Eastenders Omnibus / F1 Grand Prix debate...

I'm with you there Heather, so if that's an invite... :P I may even volunteer to be the target... but only for the girlies though & after lots of gentle fingering & lube - mmmmmm
Sex God
Schuey........... seven and counting!!! :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
Ooops, sorry, I got stuck in F1 mode there for a mo..... redface
Strap-ons..... make sure you don't get one too big to be comfortable, unless the person you want to use it on likes discomfort :shock:
Be slow, lots of lube etc etc.................................
Not sure what else to say really.... takes practice, I suppose confused
Don't forget the follow up, I saw this guy being 'got back' by a number of girls he had been with in previous shows. Finished with them pouring a bucket of white goo over his back as they 'climaxed'...
That bound to take anyones mind off any discomfort if the angle was wrong, true it will then put their mind into retaliation mode, but hey play fights can be fun too...
I would have thought if you break him in gently (bit at t time!) starting with a finger then maybe two then a small dildo then go from there!! Practice makes perfect!!
Thats what I done + Im such a tart I like my ass being played with quite a lot! confused After a while who needs lube! lol
Quote by Heather
Mind you, I have only tried once with a borrowed one a pal lent me. But now I really think I should have my own. biggrin :D

I trust that you are aware of the safer sex implications (and otherwise) of sharing sex toys.
Shared dildos and such like are potential routes for the transmission of STDs, including AIDS.
In other words, if a toy has penetrated someone already it should not be inserted in anyone else. Unless, of course, you sheath it in a condom every time.
Um, i'm kind of on the fence about strap ons, they scare the hell outta me!!!!!!
Sex God
Quote by dazandlou
Um, i'm kind of on the fence about strap ons, they scare the hell outta me!!!!!!

... but not me!! :twisted: :twisted:
And Hosty was last seen in the chatroom trying to muster sympathy. :violin: :sparring: bolt
And hereby is the crux of the matter - how on earth do blokes expect us girls to put up with anal sex (and we have smaller 'accomodating parts', remember!) unless we are also to be given the opportunity to know what it's like from the other end? dunno
Now come on, Hosty, bend over like a good boy - this is gonna hurt me more than it's going to hurt you... (NOT!! hump :rascal: )
Hxx biggrin
Sex God
I quite agree Heather.... no-one should be prepared to give what they can't take themselves! cool
Bend over boys :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Heather
And hereby is the crux of the matter - how on earth do blokes expect us girls to put up with anal sex (and we have smaller 'accomodating parts', remember!) unless we are also to be given the opportunity to know what it's like from the other end? dunno

duel Touche wink
Sex God
Quote by Heather
It has to be a better way to spend Sunday afternoon other than the usual Eastenders Omnibus / F1 Grand Prix debate...

Who says you can enjoy a good shag whilst watching the 'Stenders omnibus?! rolleyes
~Reese! surprised
P.S. Not being one for anal sex - giving or receiving - renders me ineligible for making a worthwhile contribution to this thread.
Sex God
How about using a double-ender? I did this when trying to show an ex of mine just how it felt. If you use one, you have a better chance of gauging the pressure you are using, too.
Just a thought.
Sex God
Quote by Reese
P.S. Not being one for anal sex - giving or receiving - renders me ineligible for making a worthwhile contribution to this thread.

Hmm.
Sex God
Quote by Vix
P.S. Not being one for anal sex - giving or receiving - renders me ineligible for making a worthwhile contribution to this thread.

Hmm.
Ah. I s'pose the phantomly-endowed Vix has a point there. :P
~Reese! surprised
Orgasminator
It's been in three threads now (!) yet that concept isn't getting any less TMI Reese 'n Vix :shock:
All very well to have this weekend's fun and games discussed by a bunch of you, but do I get any input in this ????
Or choice come to that - maybe the NW lot will thunder down the M6 to rescue me - tally ho
T