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neilinleeds
Sex God
Quote by The-Kent_host
All very well to have this weekend's fun and games discussed by a bunch of you, but do I get any input in this ????
Or choice come to that

sorry terry but no! it seems you are playing the passive role this weekend, or sub as i believe it's called by those in the know. clearly you do what you're told matey! that's how it works i'm led to believe. ok? just grin and bear it mate!
neil x x x ;)
outdoorfun
Sexpert
Right Neil
Some bloody pal your are !!
T
Fun365
Orgasminator
Quote by outdoorfun
Right Neil
Some bloody pal your are !!
T

Don't know why I thought of this ..
But "chin up " seems to be an appropriate thought on this one..
Good luck Terry
Paul
Heather
Sex God
He doesn't need luck... he needs to pray!!
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devil_in_part
Sexlightened
Sounds like he's got a lot of fun coming his way....
Try using a smaller vibrator first..... with plenty of lube... this really helps get used the feeling and the vibrations are a definite turn on... Definitely use the strap on by hand so you can get used to how far it can go in and his pain threshold :twisted:
Best advice is... loads of lube!
I've only been attacked by her indoors a couple of times, but found that it was better with me on top at first just so that I could control how far in, etc... After the first couple of times, it is a most enjoyable experience redface lol :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
neilinleeds
Sex God
mr devil_in_part
erm . . . the phrase too much information springs to mind . . .
Try using a smaller vibrator first..... with plenty of lube... this really helps get used the feeling and the vibrations are a definite turn on

erm . . i'm saying nowt on this one! didn't say i agreed oh no. never said that. or done it even. honestly no! redface
bollox! :doh:
neil x x x ;-)
devil_in_part
Sexlightened
*ahem* .... so my mate told me redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
neilinleeds
Sex God
devil_in_part mate i know i know it's easy to get your quotes wrong! you do it like this . . .
Quote by devil_in_parts mate, who's into anal play with toys,
Sounds like he's got a lot of fun coming his way....
Try using a smaller vibrator first..... with plenty of lube... this really helps get used the feeling and the vibrations are a definite turn on... Definitely use the strap on by hand so you can get used to how far it can go in and his pain threshold
Best advice is... loads of lube!
I've only been attacked by her indoors a couple of times, but found that it was better with me on top at first just so that I could control how far in, etc... After the first couple of times, it is a most enjoyable experience

like that see? then noone could ever be confused that we might like that kinda thing once in a while eh? i meant blokes might like it obviously! not me! that was another typo!
shite :doh:
neil x x x ;-)
devil_in_part
Sexlightened
banghead DOH!!! I knew I got it wrong somewhere ...
poke Wouldn't go near anything like that with a bargepole meself!!!
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neilinleeds
Sex God
why certainly judy . . .
theres a very good Pulse and Cocktails in Armley, not too far from the Big House, which you can't miss coming off the M62 onto Armley Gyratory cos it's quite a big Big House. you'll see it up on the hill, kind of go down the side of that, keeping it on your left!
there's the usual seedy Private shop ((( used to be called that anyways, who knows? dunno ))) down on the Sheepscar Junction. haven't actually been in there cos it's full of strange looking men in trench coat type things hiding behind Amsterdam porn mags allegedly!
Ann Summers is rather tame, but easily accessible, being smack bang in the city centre on Albion Street, right opposite what used to be called the Scofields Centre. i forget what they call it now. they do a nice line in Willy Drops too ((( at Ann summers i mean, don't go asking for 'em in the Schofields you'll get funny looks ))) which are quite good, strawberry flavour! the underwear can be a bit tacky tho, i'd give that one a miss!
glad to help Judy! see you next week! smile
neil x x x ;)
easy
Sex God
Quote by outdoorfun
All very well to have this weekend's fun and games discussed by a bunch of you, but do I get any input in this ????
Or choice come to that - maybe the NW lot will thunder down the M6 to rescue me - tally ho
T

This all depends.....is Blue helping Heather out with a bit of coaching?
'cos if she is mate you're on your own. bolt lol
As it looks like you're getting very little say in the matter I suggest that you get round to Heathers now and "help" her choose the implement. (the smaller the better. FFS don't let her by one called "Donkey" :shock: :scaredsmile
Heather
Sex God
I shall speak for Terry and say he's touched by those that have shown compassion for his plight, and to those of you not man enough to stand in his place - don't expect a Christmas Card. flipa
So what's this 'lube' stuff you lot keep banging on about...? dunno
At this point I should alert Terry to the fact I'm one of the Thatcher / Leon Brittan generation and live my the maxim "If it isn't hurting, it isn't working...!"
You know what... I've never looked forward to a weekend in the country so much. :twisted:
neilinleeds
Sex God
Quote by Heather
At this point I should alert Terry to the fact I'm one of the Thatcher / Leon Brittan generation and live my the maxim "If it isn't hurting, it isn't working...!"

that's the spirit Heather! far too much of this lefty, pinko, namby-pamby rubbish all round lately! good old victorian values that's what i say! take it like a man, stiff upper lip, it's bulldog spirit at it's best!
Quote by Heather
You know what... I've never looked forward to a weekend in the country so much. :twisted:

neither can we? full report on monday, if you don't mind? poor old terry might not be able to manage it? we'll be discreet honest!
neil x x x ;-)
Angel_Chat
Sex God
Quote by neilinleeds
At this point I should alert Terry to the fact I'm one of the Thatcher / Leon Brittan generation and live my the maxim "If it isn't hurting, it isn't working...!"

that's the spirit Heather! far too much of this lefty, pinko, namby-pamby rubbish all round lately! good old victorian values that's what i say! take it like a man, stiff upper lip, it's bulldog spirit at it's best!
neil x x x ;-)
Funnily enough Neil, I had a brand new 12" strap on delivered today and was wondering who I could try it out on..... Leeds is only a short hop away from me, I'll be over tomorrow to test it out :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
easy
Sex God
any chance you could record this AC. Doesn't have to be video, just audio will be fine.
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devil_in_part
Sexlightened
Quote by Heather
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So what's this 'lube' stuff you lot keep banging on about...? dunno

Er please ssay you are going to use lubrication??? The poor fella's gonna be in tears if not... lol. Go get yourself some Ky or Durex Play.
Angel - 12"???!!!!???? Sounds like Neil's gonna be walking like Marion Morrison... Good luck matey... You'll need it .... :scared:
neilinleeds
Sex God
Quote by Angel Chat
At this point I should alert Terry to the fact I'm one of the Thatcher / Leon Brittan generation and live my the maxim "If it isn't hurting, it isn't working...!"

that's the spirit Heather! far too much of this lefty, pinko, namby-pamby rubbish all round lately! good old victorian values that's what i say! take it like a man, stiff upper lip, it's bulldog spirit at it's best!
neil x x x ;-)
Funnily enough Neil, I had a brand new 12" strap on delivered today and was wondering who I could try it out on..... Leeds is only a short hop away from me, I'll be over tomorrow to test it out :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Ms Angel Chat . . .
IT WAS A BLEEDIN' JOKE FFS :shock: :scared:
erm . . . i suddenly feel the need to leave this thread at a rapid rate of knots? i'm sure devil_in_part will offer his . . .erm . . . services? cos i have no idea what any of you are on about? obviously! dunno
bugger!!! ((( but not literally!!! redface )))
you ever find yourself right down the wrong road entirely???
neil x x x x
Heather
Sex God
Less than 12 hours to go til the official start of the weekend...
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Terry, my petal... Where are you?
Love takes many forms, some kind and gentle - like a glistening March lamb. Some passionate and intense - like the first gales of October.
Now don't be and wuss and drop your strides! :twisted: