Strippers

8 Oct 2005

I used to do the sound and lighting for a group of male strippers called the Centurians. The women used to go wild they got so horny you used to have to fight them off with a big stick. I never carried a stick.
Now although I used to only do the sound and lighting I have been known to be tricked into taking part. I have to say its a great turn on to take your clothes off in front of 100 screaming women, but not too often.

8 Oct 2005

I still remember my first experience of strippers. 18 year old with my brother and mates, me the youngest. we were all sat at the front, guess who got the very front seat? anyway well into the act this cavewoman with magnificent Breasts decides its audience participation time (Me) she dances around me wafting these magnificent, baby oiled specimens in my face, then after a few moments she stps and urges me to take her nipple in my mouth (ooooh er dont mind if I do) just as I lean forward to take up the offer....
SMACK! !!!!
Her huge plastic club comes crashing down on my head! mad

And my Psychologist wonders why I hate women??? wink

8 Oct 2005

Quote by HarryJones
Herewith my response on two levels.
1. Me watching female strippers. I have whiled away many an hour happily before catching a train back from Kings Cross at a striptease pub round the corner. You stick your money in the pint glass the girl brings round then watch her strip off whilst drinking your pint of real ale, marvellous. High Wycombe is the place to go for female pub strippers, wow what a day I had there. I have had a couple of lapdances but its a rapid way to blow away money.

Errrrmmmmm............ If this is the pub I'm thinking of Mr Jones, I went there one day about 30 years ago. A workmate had a part time job as DJ. Me and a few mates turned up, got pissed, and generally took the piss..... happened to say to workmate that maybe the stripper was called Fido, thats when he told me she was his "live in lover"............. oops well he took in in good part though, cos my bruises faded in about two weeks :grin:

9 Oct 2005

Quote by devondelight
Do any of you people go to a strip tease show ... especially the women .... has anyone been to a chippendale type show or been to see a male stripper.
Was wondering how much interest there was in this topic to see if it was worth organising a group to go to a show.
DD

I was working at a club in Canada and they had booked the Chippendales. Big venue, loads of bitchy women.................actually quite un-civilised, with lots of brawls. In fact, I'll go out of my way to say, it was very sad indeed!
A hell of difference than sitting with some male friends and watching a pole dancer.

9 Oct 2005

He wants to to "treat" me to a personal lap dance - obviously not by him but a lady. wink

I say treat cos he wants to be there as well - don't really think that counts Kev!
Anyway I said that i would be up for it and am now awaiting our night out together and the sex afterwards which I know will be totally explosive as we talk about the dance - well the dancer- !

9 Oct 2005

You cant beat a good sexy stripper...
The first stripper I saw was in Browns in London at the ripe old age of 18...
Since then Â£1000's have been spent at strip joints
I have the unfortunate option of having a hotel room across from Spearmint Rhino whenever Im in London..
So after a night out on the grog where better to go if your with the lads..
Another decent venue is Secrets in Hammersmith (where I used to live) and the one in Euston is not too bad...they cater for all types and sizes.....
White
Black
Indian
Short
Tall
Blonde
Brunette
Asian (Chinese/Japanese)
BBW

9 Oct 2005

Quote by bluexxx
I've never seen male strippers live but what I've seen of them on telly it just doesn't appeal to me. Strippers aren't my thing anyway, I think I just generally miss the point :confused:

Well Blue, if you are missing the point, then either the stripper ain't that good, or you need glasses

9 Oct 2005

Quote by junglev1p
Another decent venue is Secrets in Hammersmith (where I used to live) and the one in Euston is not too bad...they cater for all types and sizes.....

Ive got to go down to Hammersmith in a few weeks anywhere interesting around there and I am not talking standard site seeing....?